Top 36 Funny Radio Sayings
#1. Unbelief will destroy the best of us; faith will save the worst of us.
Charles Spurgeon
#2. I found out long ago that the place where the law is apt to be abused the most is right around a courthouse.
Jim Thompson
#3. I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio.
Kurt Vonnegut
#4. When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
Steven Wright
#5. A lot of my colleagues have been people with broad interests in economics, not just narrowly focused interests.
Lars Peter Hansen
#6. He said that when you are in love with someone, you want to follow them to the bathroom. He said love just makes you pathetic.
Heather O'Neill
#7. If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
#8. I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..
Mitch Hedberg
#9. Dreams are more real than reality itself, they're closer to the self.
Gao Xingjian
#10. My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
#11. You could spend every waking moment online and still only experience one-trillionth of what's out there. I find that a little overwhelming.
Moby
#12. Whatever I am today is a product of that conviction that victory through Christ is victory indeed. The rest is history.
T. B. Joshua
#13. I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
George Carlin
#14. I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?
Mitch Hedberg
#15. Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
Tina Fey
#16. As a writer, you want to go somewhere else sometimes. You want to vary the terrain that you're exploring.
Heidi Julavits
#17. I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny.
Dominic Chianese
#18. Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon radio show. There are plenty of people who do that. It's not a difficult format, to sit around with two or three comics and be funny.
Marc Maron
#19. The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, "Not Regin."
A drunk hunched over the bar muttered, "That glowing one made me eat a transistor radio once.
Kresley Cole
#21. Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday. Sorry I missed the Wednesday lunch date, but I was in a black hole all morning.
Douglas Adams
#22. XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"
Mitch Hedberg
#23. Hitherto your eyes have been darkened and you have looked too much, yes, far too much, upon the things of earth. If these so much delight you what shall be your rapture when you lift your gaze to things eternal!
Petrarch
#24. When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
Louie Anderson
#25. When I really young yet feeling very old, I offered up a lot of myself to the press; I knew it was good copy.
Diane Lane
#26. You could never understand what it's like, being this close to death all the time. And
Ransom Riggs
#27. I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
Margaret Atwood
#28. Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
Helen Gurley Brown
#29. Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them ... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!
Daniel Clowes
#30. I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"
Stephanie Miller
#31. Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
Dave Barry
#32. Lachlain and Emma: 'So you expect us to sit in this enclosed compartment the entire way in silence?'
'Of course not.'
She clicked on the radio.
Kresley Cole
#33. I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.
George Carlin
#34. It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Marilyn Monroe
#35. So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
Aisha Tyler
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