Top 65 Dumbass Quotes
#1. What is that quote?" Hazel said, walking to him, too glad he'd come to object to the danger he'd put himself in. "The Lord protects fools, drunks, and dumbass ax wielders?
Holly Black
#3. Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff.
Dean Young
#4. I don't think there's a single dumbass thing I've done in my adult life that I didn't know was a dumbass thing to do while I was doing it. Even when I justified it to myself - as I did every damn time - the truest part of me knew I was doing the wrong thing. Always.
Cheryl Strayed
#5. Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.
Elle Lothlorien
#6. And because I was competing for world's biggest dumbass, I stayed out there, in the trees, stomach grumbling like a damn engine, and helped her carry in box after box without her even knowing.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#7. Ben starts. "I Spy with my little eye something I really like."
"Oh I know," Radar says. "It's the taste of balls."
"No."
"Is it the taste of penises?" I guess.
"No, dumbass."
"Hmm," says Radar. "Is it the smell of balls?"
"The texture of balls?
John Green
#8. Howie swore translated to "I am strong and mighty in the wind," but which Jazz feared actually translated to "Another dumbass white kid with Asian tats. LOL.
Barry Lyga
#9. Every time I question him about the feasibility, he smiles at me like he's Yoda and I'm just a dumbass without the Force.
Kendare Blake
#10. The dumbass?' Justin asked.
'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?
Kim Harrington
#11. RegRad: BTW, that "darkness" Skathi went on about w/ U = UR being a Valkyrie, DUMBASS!
Kresley Cole
#12. You're not competing for him, dumbass. He's already yours.
Sarina Bowen
#15. It was never you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I've ever done and I've regretted that decision every second since the moment I walked out. I've made a lot of dumbass mistakes in my life, but letting you go is the one I'd give anything to erase.
- Jason
Michelle McLean
#16. See The Last Exorcism. But don't see its dumbass ending.
Paul Tremblay
#17. Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.
Gerald McRaney
#18. I'm good at playing the dumbass. It provides a good cover so I can surprise people when I waltz all over them.
Clarissa Wild
#19. She took the bottom of her shirt and wiped the handles of the blades. He made a face.
"What was that for?"
"Fingerprints. I'm not wastin' time explainin' to cops why six inches of steel went into a dumbass.
Randall Kenneth Drake
#20. I have pictures of my daughter, in the hospital, at three seconds, six seconds, nine seconds, and then fifteen seconds, 'cause dumbass couldn't get the camera ready fast enough. Yeah, ha ha ha. She wrote that in the photo album.
Christopher Titus
#21. Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it's coming - it's unavoidable.
Kevin Hearne
#22. You never got her last name, did you?" Kayden asks, covering his mouth with his hand to try and hide a laugh. The one that still breaks through and makes the urge to hit him even worse.
"It didn't seem important. You wanna clue me in?"
"Taylor. Cadence Taylor. Dumbass.
Melyssa Winchester
#23. Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia
Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang
Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin
Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell
Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig
Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater
Lisa McMann
#24. Even a desert hare will take a finger off the dumbass that tries to pet it. If the desert can make a bunny that angry, imagine what it does to the people.
Johnny Shaw
#25. What does it mean when a girl texts you a bunch of x's and o's?" I ask, frowning at my screen. "Are you for real right now?" When I send Shep a helpless look he shakes his head, muttering under his breath. "It means hugs and kisses, dumbass. Jesus, where have you been? Living under a rock?
Monica Murphy
#26. I don't speak Otter, ya dumbass. What are ya waitin' for? Get over here so we can get back to the rez. Unless I'm talkin' to a real otter, in which case I'm the dumbass and you can just stay over there. I
Kevin Hearne
#27. He's the kind of good-looking that transforms once self-respecting females into useless puddles of dumbass.
Katja Millay
#28. Why would he do this? "He likes you, dumbass," I said out loud.
Fisher Amelie
#29. How is it my fault that his name sounds like low-grade pornography? Blame his dumbass parents.
Cassandra Gannon
#30. Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked, Rafael said.
Rose Christo
#31. Fear was a dumbass state to live in. - From IMAGINE ME AND YOU
Maisey Yates
#33. Anyone who discounts you is a dumbass," I muttered as the golf cart jerked forward.
"And are you a dumbass?" the Pigeon inquired as she peeked under the tarp.
"Absolutely not ... I'm a smartass.
Robyn Peterman
#34. That dog'll roll in the snow, run in the snow, eat the damn snow, but he wont throught it to shit. I dont clear the path, he shits right by the door. Why is that?
Ryder asked.
Owen replied, "Hence the name."
The name of Ryder's dog ... Dumbass ...
Nora Roberts
#36. I'm actin' pro se. Do you even know what that means?" "Yeah, it's Latin for 'dumbass.
David Baldacci
#37. Your Egnlish is so atrocious I don't feel the need to even respond' seems but a long-winded way of saying, 'Home-schooled dumbass.
George Takei
#38. I know plenty of hyper-intelligent metal people, but at the same time, there's this dumbass, hardheaded, macho attitude associated with it. For younger people, it's like a succubus.
Blake Judd
#39. And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up!
Rachel Caine
#40. I really hoped he wouldn't be at dinner. Mainly because I didn't want to stare at him like a dumbass.
Nichole Chase
#41. I'd be a dumbass if I didn't plan for every contingency.
Maya Banks
#42. That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.
David Wong
#43. It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.
Damon Suede
#45. I just shook hands with a naked goddess. What was that she called you? She-ya-han? Does that mean dumbass in Old Irish or something?
Kevin Hearne
#46. I don't know. He just seems to panic whenever we get close to ... " "He's such a dumbass." "Ruby, come on. He's trying." "To be a dumbass?
Anonymous
#47. Kiriwar: "It doesn't matter. Bitro's gonna sew your eyebrows to your eyelids when we get back."
Gunzi: "Whaaat?! Then I won't be able to sleep!!"
Kiriwar: "That's the idea, dumbass.
Suguro Chayamachi
#48. Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe:
- Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.
- Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
Jill Shalvis
#49. I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin.
Bruce Pearl
#50. It was five o'clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn't even risen yet. Dumbass bird should be on Prozac.
Alison Bliss
#51. Are you seriously having to ask why I won't date you?" She sounded so incredulous. "Would you like me to recite the list alphabetically?"
Actually, he did. "Let's hear it."
Not even a pause. "Asshat. Braggart. Cocky tied with chauvinist. Dumbass. Egotistical. Do I really need to go on?
Eve Langlais
#52. Simon had
been all lined up and he'd managed to throw away the best girl he'd ever meet.
"What a dumbass," Beck muttered. "No way I'd have done that.
Jana Oliver
#53. Aristotle, I swear that kid is going to get himself killed one of these days. He's a dumbass at the genetic level.
Gary Ballard
#54. Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass - "
"I have never in my life called anyone dumbass."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Now, focus.
Lish McBride
#55. When he flashed that rockin' smile of his again, I couldn't help but think that me being cute was what might be crossing his mind. Then again, maybe he thought I was a dumbass. Either way, he smiled, which was good enough for me. - Ariel
Victoria H. Smith
#56. Yo, dumbass. What do you think she'd be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I can't kill him? (Hauk) You're afraid of handling explosives. (Nykyrian) One day I'm going to get over that and when I do ... (Hauk) I'll wisely stop annoying you. (Darling)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#57. Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around?
R.J. Lewis
#58. Miguel: We've only gone over 100x! Mika: K - gonna roc!! Billy: Glad ur babysitting, dumbass. U know how 2 shoot, right? Mika: Screw u! Kevin: Cut the crap - stay focused treat us like animals we'll show them animals Mika: Hear that! Miguel: Payback a bitch!
Sophie Jordan
#60. Although the secrets governments kept were generally about money wasted on dumbass ideas while social services held bake sales.
Tanya Huff
#61. Oooh ... Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"
Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?"
"No."
"Dumbass?"
"No."
"Douchebag?"
"What's a douchebag?"
"Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.
Emma Chase
#62. Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her."
"Uh, how are we supposed to shower?"Trey asked.
Brian rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You can shower, dumbass. Just make sure you wear a condom."
Olivia Cunning
#63. I suffer from a unique genetic condition. It's called Dumbass Syndrome and, unfortunately, there's no cure.
Ava Gray
#64. So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?'
'No, it was a reward for not being Bryce,
Beverly Connor
#65. Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
Raheel Farooq
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