Dumbass Best Friend Quotes

#1. The readers of Luke's gospel, like most people in the ancient world, did not make a sharp distinction between myth and reality; the two were intimately tied together in their spiritual experience. That is to say, they were less interested in what actually happened than in what it meant.

Reza Aslan

#2. Immanuel Kant would've made a lousy lawyer, but a great judge!

Stephen Gillers

#3. Men would rather be starving and free than fed in bonds.

Pearl S. Buck

#4. Only the big souls can forgive the big crimes!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

Charlie Sheen

#6. Four-leaf
Clover: a
Miracle,
Mutation, or
Happy
Accident?

Matthew Quick

#7. There is no one that can make me look into their eyes and see the rest of my life. Only you.

Airicka Phoenix

#8. I learned how music works dealing with Jermaine Dupri, and I learned how image works dealing with Puff Daddy.

Usher

#9. I was in charge, but I made logic the boss.

Berry Gordy Jr.

#10. You need to know what you are before you can become what you are supposed to be. In order to know what you are now, you must learn what you are going to be.

S.K.N. Hammerstone

#11. O ye gods, grant unto me to have little and to want nothing.

Apollonius Of Tyana

#12. A knowledge of and the ability to properly and quickly execute the fundamentals. Be prepared and cover every little detail.

John Wooden

#13. Intense, sustained focus fuels manifestation.

T.F. Hodge

#14. I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans.

Matthew Morrison