Comedy Central Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 42 Comedy Central Quotes

#1. That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. - Author: Ilana Glazer
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#2. The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people knowing my jokes than I thought. - Author: Mike Birbiglia
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#3. Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.' - Author: Bill Cosby
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#4. could hear Rico's ass laughing in the background like I was some nigga on Comedy Central telling jokes and shit - Author: Lucinda John
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#5. I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part of this new show called 'Jump Cuts'! So I called them right away, and the producer started laughing and said, 'We sent that e-mail one minute ago - you're so fast!' - Author: Lev Yilmaz
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#6. It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply ... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. - Author: Trey Parker
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#7. When I started stand-up - and this is in the '90s - there was definitely people hadn't watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#8. Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#9. I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. - Author: Brian Posehn
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#10. I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? - Author: Chris Rock
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#11. It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#12. I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. - Author: Gabriel Iglesias
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#13. Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. - Author: Ben Elton
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#14. My first big gig was as a correspondent on Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show.' My job was to parody TV reporters and political pundits. As a result, I was often invited onto cable news shows as comic relief. - Author: Beth Littleford
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#15. The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have. - Author: Timothy Bottoms
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#16. The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central. - Author: Lenny Bruce
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#17. Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don't want to hear you do that again. - Author: Aziz Ansari
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#18. Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history degree, I decided to go work at Comedy Central as a temp. - Author: Jessi Klein
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#19. I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. - Author: Julie Brown
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#20. Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel. - Author: Andy Kindler
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#21. Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. - Author: Kevin Bleyer
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#22. I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is. - Author: Andy Daly
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#23. I just think 'Broad City' - Comedy Central's answer to 'Girls' - is the best thing that's been put on television in years. It's amazing. - Author: Mackenzie Davis
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#24. People know me. I'm not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I'm not going to belong on Comedy Central. I'll always be a tennis player, not a celebrity. - Author: Pete Sampras
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#25. Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential. - Author: Kevin Hart
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#26. You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.' - Author: Abbi Jacobson
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#27. I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write. - Author: Whitney Cummings
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#28. I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg. - Author: Dick Cavett
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#29. Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) - Author: Jane Dentinger
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#30. I think everybody has a point where they're not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy Central that we had to fight for. They were pretty cool about everything. I don't think there was anything we really fought for that didn't happen. - Author: Jillian Bell
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#31. Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. - Author: Seth Green
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#32. Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies. - Author: Jillian Bell
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#33. Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They've never seen anything that quick. - Author: B. J. Porter
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#34. I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about to tell the people who work for me that they didn't have jobs anymore because I wasn't going to delete a stupid tweet. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#35. There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice. - Author: Thomas Lennon
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#36. In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs. - Author: Mike Birbiglia
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#37. Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can't joke about. Donald Trump's rule at that time, the only thing that you couldn't joke about was a suggestion that he has less money that he claimed to. - Author: Ben Domenech
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#38. The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of 'The Daily Show,' which back then was not called 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.' - Author: Stephen Colbert
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#39. I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. - Author: Kathy Griffin
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#40. Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. - Author: Mo Rocca
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#41. And what could be a hotter ticket than the improbable triumph of 'The Book of Mormon,' the musical-comedy moon shot of the season? Its creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of Comedy Central's 'South Park,' are the most unlikely Rodgers and Hammerstein team ever to bowl a thundering strike. - Author: James Wolcott
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#42. There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show. - Author: Gavin McInnes
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