Top 94 Trey Parker Quotes
#1. Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
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#2. My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
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#3. I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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#4. Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical
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#5. So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.
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#6. I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.
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#7. If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.
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#8. Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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#9. There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.
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#10. Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
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#11. Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.
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#12. If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.'
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#13. I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.
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#14. I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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#15. I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid.
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#16. Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.
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#17. The most punk-rock thing you can do in L.A. is to say 'George Bush is fucking awesome' instead of talking about how lame it is that he's fighting for oil.
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#18. When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff.
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#20. It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
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#21. I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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#22. Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got to have music for it. You've got to make it at least a little piece of a song or sometimes a whole song.
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#23. I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein.
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#24. I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.
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#25. I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
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#26. I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable.
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#27. Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
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#28. All the religions are super funny to me.
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#29. Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America.
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#30. Hippies, hippies ... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
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#31. I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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#32. It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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#33. Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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#34. When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.
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#35. The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.
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#36. It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
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#37. I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there ... and it's called The Force.
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#38. I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
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#39. The basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
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#40. My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.
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#42. The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?
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#43. I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are.
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#44. What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.
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#46. When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts ... Super funny.
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#47. If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a homeless person standing in the middle of their nice, beautiful square, holding out a cup for change. And the Mormons don't ever ask him to leave.
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#48. You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.
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#49. We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.
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#50. There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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#51. You can't make experimental work by copying past work.
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#52. My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
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#53. Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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#54. Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
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#55. Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
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#56. If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'
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#57. When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
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#58. My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
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#59. Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
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#60. Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.
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#61. I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.
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#62. Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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#63. Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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#64. You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
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#65. When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.
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#66. In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
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#67. I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.
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#68. That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in their history, and there are some fundamentalists.
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#69. No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.
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#70. We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about ... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.
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#71. It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual ... They don't care about anything else.
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#72. Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
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#73. A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.
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#74. It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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#75. It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply ... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
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#76. People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
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#77. I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.
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#78. No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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#79. I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.
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#80. We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.
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#81. We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.
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#82. I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.
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#83. The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.
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#84. When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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#85. We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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#86. You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.
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#88. I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.
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#89. So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.
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#90. The problem is we moved to LA ... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
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#91. How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?'
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#92. I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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#93. Doing a musical is like having a kid. It's out there alive somewhere. It's not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid's going to do what it wants to do.
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#94. I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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