Top 100 Airport Quotes

#1. Well, then, happy news! Hakuna matata and all that," Ian said cheerily. "We'll rest and have a fine dining moment while we wait." He looked around at the various airport fast-food choices. "Well, er, we'll rest...

Peter Lerangis

Airport Quotes #2828
#2. Not everything in old age is grim. I haven't walked through an airport for years, and wheelchairs are the way to travel.

Donald Hall

Airport Quotes #12743
#3. Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport.

Andrea Hirata

Airport Quotes #32302
#4. In the immediate aftermath of the crash, a young police officer named Pat McCann, who happened to be training at the airport that day, saw a man who had managed to get the upper half of his body through his window before the lower half was incinerated inside the plane.

Laurence Gonzales

Airport Quotes #36307
#5. The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Kristen Schaal

Airport Quotes #38567
#6. If airports can be seen as temples to travel, gateways to other worlds, then airport carpets are the vast prayer mats upon which we all genuflect.

George Pendle

Airport Quotes #43738
#7. When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable by the new devices.

Dana Priest

Airport Quotes #46114
#8. Her gaze settling on Bush International Airport. What is it with politicians anyway, always rushing to put their name on everything? She couldn't think of a single politician who deserved his name on a sewage treatment facility, much less an airport where everyone had to look at it all the time.

D.B. Reynolds

Airport Quotes #67384
#9. My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.

S.A. Tawks

Airport Quotes #67855
#10. My first girlfriend broke up with me on a yellow legal pad. After she picked me up from the airport one day, she took out a letter that her therapist wrote, and she read it to me. She and her therapists wrote a letter breaking up with me together.

Max Winkler

Airport Quotes #68940
#11. A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water.

Shashi Tharoor

Airport Quotes #69967
#12. What god would be hanging around Terminal Two of Heathrow Airport trying to catch the 15:37 flight to Oslo?

Douglas Adams

Airport Quotes #72954
#13. If you never miss a plane, you're spending too much time at the airport.

George Stigler

Airport Quotes #73530
#14. During the day on Monday, Washington time, the airport at Saigon came under persistent rocket as well as artillery fire and was effectively closed. The military situation in the area deteriorated rapidly. I therefore ordered the evacuation of all American personnel remaining in South Vietnam.

Gerald R. Ford

Airport Quotes #79484
#15. Privatization of assets that most of us consider public goods - like airports and highways - has a long, often-uncontroversial history.

Bethany McLean

Airport Quotes #82534
#16. Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

Carol Leifer

Airport Quotes #84912
#17. I didn't forget you. To this day, I have yet to walk through an airport without looking for your face, and every time it snows, I remember what it felt like to kiss you.

Sharon Sala

Airport Quotes #86544
#18. I mean, if my phone is trying to kill me then that crazy X-ray machine at airport security is a straight-up assassin.

Amy Poehler

Airport Quotes #89693
#19. For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?

Shantel VanSanten

Airport Quotes #92811
#20. Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

David Letterman

Airport Quotes #92850
#21. I landed in 1980 in Bangkok, and I stopped to eat ten times between the airport and the hotel. It was all lemongrass and ginger and chilies.

Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Airport Quotes #94967
#22. Yes, Manila had its slums; one saw them on the drive from the airport: vast districts of men in dirty white undershirts lounging idly in front of auto-repair shops - like a poorer version of the 1950s America depicted in such films as Grease.

Mohsin Hamid

Airport Quotes #98046
#23. I always keep a plane on the pole at the airport.

Roger Penske

Airport Quotes #99446
#24. In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport.

Neil H. McElroy

Airport Quotes #115484
#25. Airport Cars UK are always helpful and on time when we go on holiday. They have also done themselves proud with the executive people carriers at my sister-in-law's wedding

Shane Richie

Airport Quotes #121816
#26. The technique is: Let the others go first. At the airport, at the grocery store, at the Pleasure Chest (hey-o!). The calmer I become, the more I enjoy my day. The more I enjoy my day, the more people enjoy me and the more they want to see me in my enjoyment.

Nick Offerman

Airport Quotes #131811
#27. IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS VEHICLE ("THE OBJECT") UNTIL YOU ARE .5 MILES FROM THE SECURITY PERIMETER OF JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. BY READING THIS SIGN YOU HAVE DENIED EXISTENCE OF THE OBJECT AND IMPLIED CONSENT.

Gary Shteyngart

Airport Quotes #134172
#28. I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

Charles M. Schulz

Airport Quotes #135309
#29. Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.

George Mikes

Airport Quotes #139591
#30. At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.

Warren Ellis

Airport Quotes #140088
#31. It takes one asshole to ruin the whole thing. That's it. One. The problem with the world is one asshole comes up with a really bad idea and now we're all taking our shoes off at the airport.

Steven Soderbergh

Airport Quotes #145187
#32. A relationship is like a holiday from loneliness, beginning and ending in the same airport. The most awful thing about the end is that it reminds you so clearly of the beginning with the joy with which you set off. Everything is the same, yet everything has been inverted by grief.

Louis Buss

Airport Quotes #149861
#33. If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late.

Sunday Adelaja

Airport Quotes #155437
#34. Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara ... are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport.

Saul Alinsky

Airport Quotes #156067
#35. I did learn something interesting [while at the Atlanta airport]. You have to be a member of the TSA in order to legally perform a cavity search. My apologies to the staff of Cinnabon, but you guys should really keep that extra frosting where the customers can find it.

Stephen Colbert

Airport Quotes #163567
#36. In the airport, luggage-laden people rush hither and yon through endless corridors, like souls to each of whom the devil has furnished a different, inaccurate map of the escape route from hell.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Airport Quotes #163634
#37. Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport

Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Airport Quotes #169446
#38. You know, sometimes you can be real scary. I don't what you were thinking back there when you took those shoes off, but all hair stood up on the back of my next."
I had airport rage."
Fuckin' A," Lula said.

Janet Evanovich

Airport Quotes #170039
#39. You go to the airport and look at the bookstand, and you feel the titles are similar, the covers are similar, and you wonder how they can be different.

Kenneth Branagh

Airport Quotes #173082
#40. I didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father.

Peter Jackson

Airport Quotes #174555
#41. In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch flights, switch airlines or even leave the airport and get a rental car to drive to your next destination. If the airline has your bag, they also have you.

Beth Mowins

Airport Quotes #174623
#42. Wherever I can get a fast track, I'll try to because I can't stand the airport experience. If you can afford priority boarding, then do it. Nobody wants an unpleasant experience before it starts.

Anton Du Beke

Airport Quotes #176195
#43. Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars.

Alan Shepard

Airport Quotes #180081
#44. We're building the infrastructure we need, whether it be the Melbourne Rail Link, the airport rail link which Melburnians have so wanted for over 40 years, upgrading the Pakenham-Cranbourne railway line, or building the East-West Link.

Denis Napthine

Airport Quotes #186147
#45. And, as I get to the airport, I realize that I'm a runner. Life gets hot and I pack my things and leave. It's new, but so is being an adult. I'm learning about myself. But, hey! I did what I came to do. So I'm an accomplished runner. Greer

Tarryn Fisher

Airport Quotes #187203
#46. In light of the recent controversy surrounding foreign management of U.S. Ports, a thorough review of foreign management of U.S. airports needs to occur.

Jon Porter

Airport Quotes #191217
#47. A lot of the touring stuff has become a drag. Traveling itself is a drag. Anyone who's been to an airport knows that.

Joan Jett

Airport Quotes #191622
#48. In a couple of days after our arrival, it already became clear that our things were lost forever and would never be found. They put in the paperwork that Emirates Airlines had lost it, although we knew for sure it was all stolen by those girls in the airport of our first departure.

Sahara Sanders

Airport Quotes #198497
#49. We know that the airports are not protected as they should be protected. The terminals are public areas, wide open - anyone can go and walk at any terminal he wants.

Isaac Yeffet

Airport Quotes #199084
#50. The TSA's airport body scanners have been shown to be so ineffective, the Homeland Security chairman suggested using traditional metal detectors. While LaGuardia will continue to just have a scarecrow dressed as a cop.

Jimmy Fallon

Airport Quotes #200010
#51. Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Rich Hall

Airport Quotes #213651
#52. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.

Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Airport Quotes #213693
#53. Wherever I go, I'm watching. Even on vacation, when I'm in an airport or a railroad station, I look around, snap pictures, and find out how people do things.

Richard Scarry

Airport Quotes #221215
#54. I woke up one morning to discover I had lost my religous faith, as if it were a suitcase left behind in a distant airport.

Neely Tucker

Airport Quotes #221685
#55. I would vote for Bush if for no other reason than to be at the airport waving off all the people who say they are going to London if he wins again. Someone has got to stay behind.

Tom Wolfe

Airport Quotes #227990
#56. I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home.

Evelyn Glennie

Airport Quotes #250012
#57. I despise places where you have to have an assigned seat. Makes me feel like I'm at the airport.

Janet Fitch

Airport Quotes #250367
#58. I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport about your toothpaste, and you cannot rollerblade in Grand Central Station. I keep running up against these things.

Natalie Jeremijenko

Airport Quotes #251752
#59. For families flying out of the U.K. for a winter getaway, airports should be the ideal place to pick up a bargain.

George Osborne

Airport Quotes #253386
#60. In Beijing, the joke among hacks is that, after the drive in from the airport, you are ready to write a column; after a month, you feel the stirrings of an idea-book; but after a year, you struggle to write anything at all, because you've finally discovered just how much you don't know.

Evan Osnos

Airport Quotes #262476
#61. Jersey gets a bad rap. Most people make an assessment of this state on the ride from Newark Airport into Manhattan.

Eddie Trunk

Airport Quotes #270696
#62. I don't do much driving - about 5,000-6,000 miles a year. And most of that is to the airport and to the racing circuits.

Allan McNish

Airport Quotes #271729
#63. Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

Johnny Vegas

Airport Quotes #272532
#64. 1. Don't be boring.
2. Be able to pass the airport test; be interesting enough to carry on a 3 hour conversation with a stranger.
3. When in doubt, do what you can never do again.

Michael Bell

Airport Quotes #275407
#65. [T]he man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, You mean I'm not going to prison?

Dennis Miller

Airport Quotes #277598
#66. Life is like an airport. It's where every hello and goodbye take place.

Mia Haryono

Airport Quotes #277993
#67. Alaska is much larger than France and Germany - combined. Yet its population is less than one-tenth that of New York City. Keep that in mind the next time you hear some environmentalist hysteria about the danger of "spoiling" Alaska by drilling for oil in an area smaller than Dulles Airport.

Thomas Sowell

Airport Quotes #279969
#68. Most commonly, hotel and airport networks restrict communication between machines on the local network, so even with the IP of the guest machine, you are unable to communicate.

Mitchell Hashimoto

Airport Quotes #282478
#69. At five of five, I called the airline number - 800-FUCK-YOU - and was told I had to speak directly to lost luggage at the Sacramento Airport. No one answered in Sacramento, though my call was important to them.

Karen Joy Fowler

Airport Quotes #283937
#70. If he'd known how long he was going to spend in the airport lounge of his own life, he'd have made different travel arrangements..

Nick Hornby

Airport Quotes #284276
#71. I go to the airport and I've had everything taken away from me because of the terrorists. People haven't realized yet, though, that we are at war.

Victoria Toensing

Airport Quotes #286827
#72. There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you can find a golf magazine but not a knitting magazine, even though you can't golf on a plane.

Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Airport Quotes #297827
#73. I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset.

Richard Simmons

Airport Quotes #299239
#74. Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

Dave Barry

Airport Quotes #304813
#75. I might be in an airport, late or angry with a ticket person, and I'm going to sort of check myself, because part of me is seen as Eric Camden. We all need as much help as we can get. It's a role model to me as much as to anybody else.

Stephen Collins

Airport Quotes #305020
#76. Airport bars are more like film sets, the bathrooms reminiscent of dormitories. Everyone is waiting to go somewhere, suspended in nowhere ...

Christy Hall

Airport Quotes #307371
#77. Airport take their own commercial decisions on their ownership structure. But this must not be at the expense of exploiting airlines through higher charges

Giovanni Bisignani

Airport Quotes #307746
#78. I got stopped in front of the bras in Victoria's Secret; I get interrogated in airport bathrooms. I went to South Africa in January to see my family, and even there people would stop me and ask, "Sasha, who's A?" Even my grandma.

Sasha Pieterse

Airport Quotes #309922
#79. A hot, dry breeze greeted the Swensen sisters and their mother when they emerged from the air-conditioned interior of McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas.

Joanne Fluke

Airport Quotes #311616
#80. An airport is a potent place, a point of reunions and departures. For the traveler, it's a crossroads at the moment of decision, a flashpoint that separates intention from retreat.

Ginger Bensman

Airport Quotes #311631
#81. Every modern woman shops everywhere for beauty, but for me it's mostly the airport or the drugstore.

Julianne Moore

Airport Quotes #313551
#82. So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport.

Upamanyu Chatterjee

Airport Quotes #317137
#83. I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'

Robin Williams

Airport Quotes #318193
#84. In the U.S., the term 'general aviation' means its exact opposite, the way 'public school' does in England. An English public school is private and, on top of that, exclusive. Likewise, general-aviation airports in the U.S. are for everyone but the general public.

Tom Wolfe

Airport Quotes #319909
#85. Sometimes airport security people recognize me. I'll go through the whole screening process and at the end they'll go, 'Hey, man, I really like your work.' That's so cool.

Reggie Watts

Airport Quotes #320459
#86. Back in the days when the market was a kind of secular god and all the world thrilled to behold the amazing powers of private capital, the idea of privatizing highways and airports and other bits of our transportation infrastructure made a certain kind of sense.

Thomas Frank

Airport Quotes #322617
#87. I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight.

Len Goodman

Airport Quotes #323635
#88. Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

Bobcat Goldthwait

Airport Quotes #326307
#89. My plan was to go on my run, grab Ms. Fancy, drive like a cocaine-attled hell bat to the airport and hurl her and her bags out as I slowed down in the drop off lane.

Joshilyn Jackson

Airport Quotes #355187
#90. Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I'll get better service. If I'm at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade.

Gary Owen

Airport Quotes #355658
#91. All the airports kind of feel and look the same now. Some are more beautiful, some are less beautiful, but for the most part you're going to find a Starbucks in every airport. You're going to get your coffee and the 'USA Today' or 'New York Times' in every airport.

Jason Reitman

Airport Quotes #364804
#92. I am finished with cities. I spent four years in New York, ten in Paris, and I was in Belgrade for a while. To me now they are just airports.

Emir Kusturica

Airport Quotes #368751
#93. In the Damascus airport she had been humiliated by what she was assumed to be, and when she returned home, she felt angry because of what she could have been.

Azar Nafisi

Airport Quotes #371980
#94. I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot.

Roman Coppola

Airport Quotes #385518
#95. I can't believe I agreed to this shit. One minute I feel like some lovesick fool; then I remember that kiss, the way you ran to me at the airport, and I can barely breathe.

Joey W. Hill

Airport Quotes #387261
#96. But we agree with the NTSB that if we eliminated the thrust- reverser calculation, it would be an extra margin of safety. Airport capacity and airline efficiency are important, but safety is the most important thing.

Laura Brown

Airport Quotes #388085
#97. Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

Megan Fox

Airport Quotes #388806
#98. With Stewart International Airport located here, the New Windsor Police Department has an added responsibility to take anti-terrorism precautions while protecting our area.

Sue Kelly

Airport Quotes #390310
#99. I have this great fear of Mexico City. I won't go to Mexico City unless someone meets me at the airport and is with me. I just feel very vulnerable there.

Sandra Cisneros

Airport Quotes #393021
#100. She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what kind of bathroom it was. The door merely said H.
Was she an H? Was H "hers"? It could just as easily be "his". Or "Helicopter Room: Not a Bathroom at All

Maureen Johnson

Airport Quotes #395706

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