Top 18 Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes
#1. Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.
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#2. Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
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#4. Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.
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#5. How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
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#6. When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
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#7. Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.
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#8. If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
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#9. That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."
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#10. If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
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#11. Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?
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#12. I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.
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#13. I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.
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#14. In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.
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#15. I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.
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#16. I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.
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#17. Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.
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#18. What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
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