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#1. She made it plain that her fondest wish was to have a grandbaby. Whenever fat Irene would pick up the baby, which was not too often, Mrs. Hoge would declare, "Irene, you don't know how becoming that looks." As if someone ought to have a kid because it looked good on them. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#2. You've been getting it. Big fat doses of the truth. it's ugly, isn't it?
Sometimes.
And you still want it?
Always ... I'm not afraid. Besides, God is my shield. You don't have to be. - Author: Glenn Beck
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#3. What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories. - Author: Kathy Freston
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#4. I do less-fanciful reality. I celebrate the fat, the ugly, the women who can't get guys. I'm not trying to entertain you; I'm trying to make you passionate. - Author: Sheila Nevins
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#5. If you have a significant layer of fat around your waist, it means you have regularly consumed food in response to toxic hunger or have eaten recreationally. The body does not store large amounts of fat when fed a wholesome natural diet and given only the amount of food demanded by true hunger. - Author: Joel Fuhrman
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#6. Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. - Author: James D. Watson
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#7. Not hungry,' Case managed. His brain was deep-fried. No, he decided, it had been thrown into hot fat and left there, and the fat had cooled, a thick dull grease congealing on the wrinkled lobes, shot through with greenish-purple flashes of pain. 'You - Author: William Gibson
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#8. You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. I'm not worried if I'm using four different cheeses and it's high in fat. It's real food. That's what's more important. - Author: Tom Colicchio
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#9. Did he fight?"
"Yes, Sam. He fought very hard. He saved my life."
"But you hid"
"Yes." Crushing Bear against my stomach.
"Like a big fat chicken."
"Not like that," I whispered. "It wasn't like that. - Author: Rick Yancey
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#10. When you're fat, people naturally assume you aren't committed. They think you're not disciplined because if you were disciplined you wouldn't let yourself get fat. A + B = C. - Author: K.L. Going
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#11. The bottom line is that you will not lose fat effectively with exercise-driven weight-loss efforts unless your eating habits moderate insulin production. - Author: Mark Sisson
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#12. Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.'
Are those the only options?'
Not always. Just sometimes. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#13. You're too sympathetic, the General said. You didn't see the danger in the major because he was fat and you took pity on him for that. Now the evidence shows that you've been willfully blind to the fact that Sonny is not only a left-wing radical but potentially a communist sleeper agent. - Author: Viet Thanh Nguyen
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#14. When it comes to wheat, my main goal is to inform people, including farmers, that the prevailing notion that cutting fat and eating whole grains will make you healthy is not only wrong, it's destructive. - Author: William Davis
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#15. If you're crazy enough to put your hat into the ring of speculation and punditry, you're going to get some turbulence. But if it's coming from some journalist with a comfortable degree of body fat, I'm not losing any sleep over it. - Author: Henry Rollins
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#16. Toby, watch Jaden. I heard he had a bad night and is in the mood for annihilation. End of the world's not on me today, bud. Hey, Takeshi, get your fat butt off me. You're squishing the fox. There is no honor in sacrificing the fox, you ugly hedgehog. (Acheron) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#17. I have moments where I feel incredibly ugly or fat, and it sucks, you know? I'll usually try to keep a positive attitude because I'm really so grateful for where I am and the life I get to live, but I definitely have to work hard not to feel insecure. - Author: Charlotte McKinney
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#18. Lucy, has he not rather the air of an incipient John Bull? He used to be slender as an eel, and now I fancy in him a sort of heavy dragoon bent - a beef-eater tendency. Graham, take notice! If you grow fat I disown you. - Author: Charlotte Bronte
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#19. Why did you draw the chick in the ocean so fat and ugly?" asked a guy in a black tank top.
"Where?" Kayla said.
"Right there by the sandcastle. There on the right."
"It's not a girl. It's a manatee. - Author: Thomas Pack
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#20. It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat. - Author: Ali Vincent
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#21. I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If the guy has to be that way, I say get somebody else because I'm not doing any fat acting. - Author: Richard Griffiths
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#22. While it's typical to find steamed clam recipes which include a bit of bacon or sausage, you might not think of adding shredded ham hock, but it's another way to pair the lusty, smoky flavor of animal fat with the briny ocean flavor of shellfish. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#23. I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body. - Author: Duff Goldman
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#24. I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying. - Author: Billy Gardell
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#25. He thought for a second, then spun to Clara. 'Did you say something cruel to the TARDIS while I was getting changed?'
'No! Of course not!'
'Did you call her fat?'
'What?'
'Because she's not fat. She's just bigger on the inside. - Author: Tommy Donbavand
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#26. The people know more about [Jazz] in other countries than in America. America is the last country to know about anything, because we're too fat, we have too much of everything, you understand? And we do not listen. - Author: Art Blakey
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#27. Hey, not while I'm at my devotions, no so fast, the fat man said, inside the shithouse you're communing with God, and outside you find that all hell's broken loose. - Author: Herta Muller
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#28. If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth. - Author: Jeremy Clarkson
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#29. Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill. - Author: Anton Du Beke
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#30. Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. - Author: Steve Coogan
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#31. I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype. - Author: Chris Hardwick
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#32. You're beautiful," he said.
"I'm as big as cow."
"A beautiful cow."
She chuckled. "I'm fat."
"You're not fat."
(Stella & Beau) - Author: Rachel Gibson
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#33. To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly. - Author: Marilyn Monroe
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#34. When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' - Author: Jessica Simpson
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#35. We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat. - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#36. To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look. - Author: Katie Hopkins
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#37. People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. - Author: Siobhan Finneran
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#38. It's when things are going just right that you'd better be suspicious. There you are, fat as can be. The whole world is yours and you're the answer to the Wright brothers' prayers. You say to yourself, nothing can go wrong ... all my trespasses are forgiven. Best you not believe it. - Author: Ernest K. Gann
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#39. I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really. - Author: Leighton Meester
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#40. So go ahead and
make your way
Back from the edge
of yesterday
No one knows what
Can't be known
'Cause when you start
You're all alone
But take enough steps
Take enough steps
Take enough steps
And someday
Someday you'll be home
Heather Wells, Untitled - Author: Meg Cabot
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#41. I don't like seeing myself on camera." But that's not it
that sounds shallow, like I'm worried I'll look fat or something. "It's like somebody is walking on my grave. TV immortalizes you. The episodes are what my family would watch if I died. - Author: Heather Demetrios
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#42. No. I do not fucking play soccer. Do you think I'd be this fat if I played fucking soccer? - Author: Michael Hassan
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#43. It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat. - Author: Suzanne Somers
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#44. Cancer is tangible. People feel compassion for you if you get cancer. Not so much if you're an alcoholic. And a mother who drinks? Forget it. Straight to hell. Big fat scarlet letter branded on our foreheads for life. Me and Hester Prynne? Same letter, different sins. - Author: Amy Hatvany
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#45. You are not an agnostic ... You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. - Author: Conor Cruise O'Brien
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#46. The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes to save yours-black or white, you're ready to give it a big fat kiss. - Author: Wilbur Smith
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#47. I did not tell Fat this, but technically he had become a Buddha. It did not seem to me like a good idea to let him know. After all, if you are a Buddha you should be able to figure it out for yourself. - Author: Philip K. Dick
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#48. Every weight loss program, no matter how positively it's packaged, whispers to you that you're not right. You're not good enough. You're unacceptable and you need to be fixed. - Author: Kim Brittingham
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#49. Hell, no, I'm not sober. You think I'd be doing this shit if I were? And I notice I don't see your fat ass down here in the trenches so shut it before I forget I'm supposed to actually like you. (Syn) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#50. Skinniness is not your friend when you're over 40. I'd like to gain a good 10 pounds, but I did always have a fat, round face that plagued me when I was young. When I started to make movies, I couldn't look at myself. - Author: Ellen Barkin
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#51. You are not the fat girl. You are voluptuous!...You are an angle descended from the heavens, a goddess of plenty walking among the denizens of hell where stick figures reign supreme. - Author: Alesia Holliday
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#52. Whatever you do, it will be a path. Life does not work like a light switch - on/off, fat/skinny, miserable/happy, crazy/sane. All things take time, patience, and practice. Anyone who tells you different is profiting off your fearful ignorance of the truth. - Author: Vironika Tugaleva
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#53. I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running. - Author: David Walliams
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#54. When you know what the male species is looking for - 'I'm not into a redhead,' 'I don't want a fat chick,' - I have to tell them that X won't date you unless you're this. I'm just the messenger. - Author: Patti Stanger
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#55. " ... we're all fucking Duffs."
(Designated Ugly Fat Friend)
"I'm not the Duff," Wesley said confidently.
"That's because you don't have friends." (Bianca)
"Oh. Right." - Author: Kody Keplinger
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#56. You can find trans fat in baked goods and packaged products that do not have an expiration date. - Author: Maria Bella
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#57. There is a point of obesity where, like it or not, whatever your other personal achievements or qualities, all you are is "the fat man" or "the fat lady", The world is a gawking four-year old. - Author: Adrian Barnes
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#58. If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging. - Author: Kenneth H. Cooper
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#59. We swallowed a few bites-not to much scince the food of the gods can burn you to ashes is you overindulge. I guess thats why you don't see many fat gods - Author: Rick Riordan
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#60. The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to a stone age diet of roots and vegetables. - Author: Denis Parsons Burkitt
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#61. Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you'd get if you shaved a bear. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#62. Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it's the tobacco company's fault! Hey, if you shoot somebody, not your fault, let's blame the gun industry! - Author: Brad Stine
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#63. Would not feel me between your teeth. Come, take these two wicked girls, they are tender morsels for you, fat as young quails; for mercy's sake eat them!' The bear took no heed of his words, but gave the wicked creature a single blow with his paw, and he did not move again. The girls had run away, - Author: Jacob Grimm
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#64. You must not think
That we are made of stuff so fat and dull
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
And think it pastime. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#65. Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle ... If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you. - Author: Natasha Friend
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#66. You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're not old enough. - Author: Nia Vardalos
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#67. You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country. - Author: Erica Jong
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#68. If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. - Author: Caitlin Moran
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#69. Treat yourself like a fat person with aches and pains and a suitcase full of excuses, and good luck
you'll stay exactly where you are. Train like an athlete and, though you may not look like one now, you will become one. - Author: Chalene Johnson
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#70. If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door. - Author: Guy Fieri
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#71. You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#72. Because I am fully aware of what the word "fat" means - what it really means, when you say it, or think it. It's not just a simple, descriptive word like "brunette" or "34." It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection. - Author: Caitlin Moran
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#73. You'd put our parents at risk for some piece of tail?" Ghleanna demanded.
"She saved my life."
"You can fight your own battles!"
"Not when I'm knocked out on my ass!"
"You mean knocked out on your fat ass!"
"My ass, like the rest of me, is perfection! - Author: G.A. Aiken
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#74. I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#75. I do not think you are in any danger of starving," Maximus said. "The surgeon said only two weeks ago that you are too fat."
"The devil!" Berkley said indignantly, sitting up; and Maximus snorted in amusement at having provoked him. - Author: Naomi Novik
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#76. You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in considerable quantity, has an intoxicating effect. I became ... drunk. - Author: Norman Mailer
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#77. I'd just like to see a role for women where someone who isn't traditionally attractive is not portraying the best friend. You know, the character that only speaks in questions. 'Gee, are you gonna go out with him? Do you think I look fat?' - Author: Martha Plimpton
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#78. Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind. - Author: George R R Martin
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#79. You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat. - Author: Caitlin Moran
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#80. Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#81. What, you don't eat fat people?'
'Fat ... not alive. Waste product. Need meet. - Author: Isaac Marion
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#82. It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.' - Author: Marc Maron
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#83. No, there will come a time where I'm not gonna do this anymore. I mean, there will come a time, definitely, where I'll turn into Elvis - I'm gonna be fat and fishin', I guarantee you. - Author: Tim McGraw
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#84. I'm not ugly but I'm not pretty either. Everything is in-between. I have eyes that aren't green or brown, but a muddle. I'm not thin but I'm not fat either. the only thing you could definitely say about me is that: I'm short - Author: Lauren Oliver
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#85. I don't have a model's body. But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat. I'm okay with what I have. I can rock this body, you know? - Author: Hayden Panettiere
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#86. Everyone needs to be skinny, but not too skinny. You need to be thick, but not fat. We're pretty much the pits, and I can't help but judge us, because nothing weight-related comes with anything but scorn. - Author: Luvvie Ajayi
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#87. Fat girl, terrestrial, my summer, my night,
How is it I find you in difference, see you there
In a moving contour, a change not quite completed?
You are familiar yet an aberration. - Author: Wallace Stevens
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#88. Even if you are predisposed to being overweight, you're not predestined to be fat. - Author: Timothy Ferriss
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#89. I allowed social media to define what I thought of my body. And now I realize that no matter how thin you are, someone will call you fat. No matter how beautiful you are, someone will call you ugly. But you can't spend your time worrying about that. You're just not going to please the world. - Author: Demi Lovato
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#90. At least, he thinks, the fellow has the wit to see what this is about: not one year's grudge or two, but a fat extract from the book of grief, kept since the cardinal came down. He says, 'Life pays you out, Norris. Don't you find? - Author: Hilary Mantel
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#91. You're not fat unless you're bigger outwards than upwards. Anyway, better fat than tall. - Author: T.J. Dixon
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#92. As Lily Cavenaugh says in The Talisman (and it was Peter Straub's line, not mine), "You can never be too thin or too rich." And if you don't believe it, you were never really fat or really poor. - Author: Stephen King
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#93. When you've got a lot of slaves at your command, you tend to get a little bit fat. You tend to get a little bit lazy. You tend to get a little incompetent because there's not much that you do for yourself anymore. - Author: Andrew Nikiforuk
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#94. If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT. - Author: Jennifer Saunders
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#95. I am against people reaping where they have not sown. But we have a saying that if you want to eat a toad you should look for a fat and juicy one. - Author: Chinua Achebe
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#96. Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#97. You're not fat, just easier to see than most. - Author: Mark A. Cooper
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#98. She lacks our ability to see the future. Her powers are destruction, not prophecy. I'm sure had she known he would one day threaten you, she'd have killed him herself. And now you know why I take pity on no one. All compassion does is come back and bite the fat of your arse. (Savitar) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#99. Katagiri Roshi says: "Poor artists. They suffer very much. They finish a masterpiece and they are not satisfied. They want to go on and do another." Yes, but it's better to go on and do another if you have the urge than to start drinking and become alcoholic or eat a pound of good fudge and get fat. - Author: Natalie Goldberg
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#100. I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street. - Author: Barack Obama
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