Top 100 You Know What They Say Quotes
#1. You know what they say, 'You have to work at wisdom; you have to take pains to be reasonable, but to be foolish, just let yourself go.
Louise Colet
#2. Yeah, well you know what they say. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Stacy Mantle
#3. Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'
Joy Behar
#4. He found me, and whether he knew it or not, I was his, in a way.
You know what they say ...
Finders keepers.
Belle Aurora
#6. Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.
Shelly Laurenston
#7. You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
Ralph Kiner
#8. You know what they say. When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
Jeaniene Frost
#9. Ah well. You know what they say. Progress, not perfection. That's why it's called training. Shall we begin again?
Claire Thompson
#10. The old cowboy Hershel, "You know what they say about a horse bein' only afraid of two things?"
Walt, "What's that?"
Hershel, "Things that move and things that don't
Craig Johnson
#11. Puck winced. Ouch. Well, you know what they say - you always hurt the one you love. Or is that the one you hate? I can never remember.
Julie Kagawa
#13. Well, man, you know what they say.
No, I don't. I don't know what they say.
I don't even know who they are.
Who is this they?
They seem pretty smug.
They seem to think they know shit.
Fuck them.
Bo Burnham
#14. I'm like the curious cat. You know what they say - satisfaction brought him back.
Stephen King
#15. You know what they say. Good men stink of soil, oil, and other toil; villains smell of roses.
Anonymous
#16. You know what they say about secrets, right?
Alyson Noel
#17. You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
Jay Leno
#18. You're Insane-Molly
You know what they say. It's the ones who are sure they are sane that aren't. -Holt
Allison Leigh
#19. Well, you know what they say about babies."
The soul eater smirked. "What's that?"
"Don't underestimate the amount of shit they can bring.
Samantha Young
#21. Don't cry, Princess. You know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince.
Nyrae Dawn
#22. Darlin I am sorry, please.
No Knox, get out! you know what they say about apologies?
No,
They are better said with chocolate!
Knox & Bailey, Scarred Hearts
Elizabeth Kelly
#23. You know what they say about mistakes though,' she said, all breathy and half-lipsy. 'It's the only way you ever learn anything.' And she leant forward and kissed him. Right there, in the middle of the bar. Right there, in the middle of his lips.
Gabrielle Williams
#24. You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.
Chelsea Handler
#25. You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.
Amy Schumer
#26. -"I am really starting to dislike you."
-"You know what they say: dislike is akin to lust."
-"That's not the expression."
-"It is in my world. You wouldn't be the first one to tell me you hate me only to rip my clothes off and ride me like a wild cowgirl.
Eve Langlais
#27. You know what they say, 'Nothing makes a Southern story better than a stretch of time and a few glasses of gin.
M.L. Bullock
#28. You know what they say. Cold hands. Warm heart," Yuji said. "Or is it the reverse?
Gabrielle Zevin
#29. Well, you know what they say, the reader is the final contributor. Cheers for doing the heavy lifting.
Brian K. Vaughan
#30. You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery!
Sara Shepard
#31. You know what they say: "Your school years are the best years of your life." To which I say, "If that's true, I might as well kill myself now.
Cat Clarke
#32. Jim flinched when their hands met. "Your hands are like ice."
She snatched her hands back and shoved them into her pockets. "You know what they say - cold hands, warm heart.
Nicki Edwards
#33. You know what they say,' Suz had texted. 'Once you go geek, you never go back.
Linda Morris
#34. Well, you know what they say. You have to work on relationships to keep them fresh. This little jaunt may just prove to be the thing needed to spice up their relationship. Of course, the likelihood that Mary would survive the reunion celebration was pretty low, but that was all right too.
David Owain Hughes
#35. I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming.
"You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.
Chelsea M. Cameron
#36. By the way, do you know what they say about this woman in business?
Lauren Blakely
#37. Playboy stretched his arm, patting Carlos on the back. Well, you know what they say: If you love someone, let'em go. If they don't come back, hunt'em down and kill'em!
Alex Sanchez
#38. Why? Because I played god with you? Baby girl, that's what I do. And not lightly, either." He thought about that for a second. "Well, yes, sometimes lightly. You know what they say about all work and no play.
Nalo Hopkinson
#39. I wouldn't point fingers if I were you. You know what they say: those who point fingers wind up with them broken so badly they point straight back at them. - Shazad
Alwyn Hamilton
#40. You know what they say. First, it starts with conjugation. Then it leads to consummation.
Lauren Blakely
#41. A gurgling chuckle came from behind him; Jonas had heard it often enough to know that it signified something as close to laughter as the creature ever got. Yet you believe those things won't come if you serve your Lord? You know what they say about the road to Hell, Judas.
Kaine Andrews
#42. You know what they say about bein' nice to the right people on the way up Sooner or later you gonna meet them comin' down
Bob Dylan
#43. You know what they say; if you're tired of London, you're tired of life.
Warren Ellis
#44. Well, you know what they say. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.
Samantha Steele
#45. You know what they say about marriage? A man can either be right or happy.
James Runcie
#46. You know what they say about a guy who kisses a girl's ass? Literally? - Cam
"He knows his place?" - Avery
J. Lynn
#47. I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I have to communicate with my dad using numbers.
Mitch Hedberg
#48. You know what they say, if you make atleast one friend on your first day you're doing okay
Stephen Chbosky
#49. You know what they say: 'Men have throats and daggers have sharp edges'.
Raymond E. Feist
#50. Ouch. Well, you know what they say - you always hurt the one you love. Or is that the one you hate? I can never remember. - Puck
Julie Kagawa
#51. You know what they say. Absence makes the heart grow fonder." "If my heart grows any fonder, it's going to hop out of my chest and into yours." She melted. She scooted up his body to kiss him. "That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me." "It sounds sort of fatal,
Olivia Cunning
#52. You know what they say, 'Following is all about Who's leading.'
Sue Thomas FBEye
#53. You know what they say," Amanda said. "Hatred isn't the opposite of love, it's just another variation of it. They both mean you have passionate feelings for someone.
Robin Brande
#54. You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them.
Jimmy Demaret
#55. Well you know what they say. It's always raining somewhere.
Michael Monroe
#56. Well, you know what they say: Finding the right analogy is as hard as ...
Patrick Rothfuss
#57. Challenge rises in her eyes. "You're assuming I actually liked you to begin with. You know what they say about people who assume, ass.
Emma Chase
#58. [ ... ]you know what they say about messengers, right"?
Excuse me?"
Too much bad news will get you shot."[ ... ]
J.R. Ward
#59. You know what they say: It's better to have dyspareuned than never to have pareuned at all.
Samuel Shem
#60. My favorite food city is wherever I happen to be eating. You know what they say, love the one you're with!
Pamela Anderson
#61. The only really good piece of advice I have for my students is, 'Write something you'd never show your mother or father.' And you know what they say? 'I could never do that!'
Lorrie Moore
#62. Well, you know what they say. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
-"Indeed? I thought it was through a hole in his chest." -Jessica Thornton
Kaki Warner
#63. But you know what they say about Gutshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because every time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.
John Green
#65. You know what they say the modern version of Pascal's Wager is? Sucking up to as many Transhumanists as possible, just in case one of them turns into God.
Greg Egan
#66. You know what they say about guys with big hands.
Stacy Keibler
#67. You know what they say: When people start burning books they'll soon burn human beings.
Cornelia Funke
#68. MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.
Teresa Medeiros
#69. You were bound to ask it sooner or later. You know what they say about curiosity though, right?"
"That it killed the car?"
"No, it ate the pussy,
Amelia Hutchins
#70. The human spirit, you know what they say about the human spirit? Is is harder than a rock and more delicate than a flower petal.
Nadia Hashimi
#71. You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.
Elle Lothlorien
#72. I'd say for those people who don't feel like they fit in, I'd want them to ask themselves why they want to, who they are trying to please, and whether or not those people are worth it. You know what they say: 'If they don't want you, then they don't deserve to have you.'
Connor Paolo
#73. Disappear where? You know what they say: Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.
James Patterson
#74. You know what they say. One man's joke is another man's brother
Neil Leckman
#75. You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud
Annoying Orange
#76. You know what they say about curiosity and cats. May not kill ya, but it'll get ya inta a heap a trouble around here, too. Though trouble seems ta find you even when you ain't lookin' for it.
Kami Garcia
#77. You know what they say, once you go dragon, all the rest is just laggin'."
"No one says that," I said. "Absolutely no one.
T.J. Klune
#78. Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince."
I give her a lopsided, bittersweet smile.
"I think I've kissed a prince, Mom. I hope he doesn't turn into a frog.
E.L. James
#79. You know what they say. Best revenge is looking good, right?
Megan Hart
#80. You know what they say about bold spacemen never becoming old spacemen.
Poul Anderson
#81. I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
Sarah Palin
#82. You let me believe all this time that I bound myself to you in exchange for getting published and being successful." Kathleen's mouth worked around the bitterness of the words. "You assumed that. And you know what they say, when you assume you make an ass out of ...
Rachel Caine
#83. You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'
Sloane Crosley
#84. No, not officially. But you know what they say about Gunshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because everytime a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves the town.
John Green
#86. You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade.
Nick Wilgus
#87. Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.
Cesar Romero
#89. Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Olympia Dukakis
#90. Rush Limbaugh, we expect nonsense from him. But the Vatican, that's another story. When the Vatican is so threatened that it launches attacks on nuns, well, you know what they say in politics, a hit dog hollers.
Jennifer Granholm
#91. But you know what they say ... Size isn't everything. Of course the people that say that are divided into two categories: dickless wonders and those not facing the troll that could've eaten New Jersey.
Rob Thurman
#92. You know what they say - sleep is the mother's drug of choice, but like heroin, only the very rich and the very poor can afford it.
Elissa Schappell
#94. You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens.
Jerry Lawler
#95. You know what they say about friends and enemies.' Brochan nodded wisely. 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' My smile broadened. 'Nah. I'm talking about what you call a fake friend.' I received four identical eye rolls. I made an imaginary drum roll. 'A faux, of course.
Helen Harper
#96. You know what they say. When God slams a door on your fingers, he opens a window so you can scream for help.
Jennifer Sommersby
#97. You know what they say about angels?" she asked.
"That they have wings and a halo?"
"No, that they are just wild women who've had the hell screwed out of them," she said with another giggle.
Carolyn Brown
#98. you know what they say, don't wash your basket out, until the last grape's in
Jose Saramago
#99. You know what they say? They say, 'The print media is dying' - who says that? Well, the media.
Patrick Chappatte
#100. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.
Cardeno C.
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