Top 100 You Get Mad Quotes

#1. Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.

Jack Kerouac

You Get Mad Quotes #10836
#2. I cried and cried in my Mad Men dress. Jon Hamm held me by the shoulders and looked at me and said, "I know this is very sad, but this is a really important show for me, so I'm going to need you to get your shit together." This made me laugh so hard I think I peed.

Amy Poehler

You Get Mad Quotes #22513
#3. The spider is a repairer. If you bash into the web of a spider, she doesn't get mad. She weaves and repairs it.

Louise Bourgeois

You Get Mad Quotes #35854
#4. Doc seemed to gather himself to say something important, and spoke as firmly as he could, though his voice was somewhere between a whisper and a whine. Wyatt, I cannot make you another denture. No more fights. You get that mad again, shoot the bastard. Promise me.

Mary Doria Russell

You Get Mad Quotes #50299
#5. Don't turn around.
'Cuz you will get punched in the face.
Don't make this worse.
You've already gone and got me mad.
It's too bad, I'm not sad
It's casting over.
Just one of those things you'll have to get over it.

Avril Lavigne

You Get Mad Quotes #60703
#6. How does hating get started? It's started by the jealous people, and they get mad over the things you have.

Master P

You Get Mad Quotes #89623
#7. Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'

Mike Birbiglia

You Get Mad Quotes #94322
#8. I get mad at the New York-based environmentalists because if you were truly environmentalists you wouldn't have a storm surge system and a sanitary system hooked together here that requires you to close your beaches 10 times a year.

Aubrey McClendon

You Get Mad Quotes #108068
#9. I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all of my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as an occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cow disease.

Dominic Monaghan

You Get Mad Quotes #114185
#10. I tried to get a job as a TV cameraman and they basically told me, 'You're mad, everyone wants these jobs - and if you go to England, you're doubly mad.' But I worked in abattoirs for 10 months to earn my money, then left for London. I didn't even know what a director did.

Martin Campbell

You Get Mad Quotes #123292
#11. I like your eyes when you get mad," I said. "They glow like embers.

William Hjortsberg

You Get Mad Quotes #126786
#12. If I had known, do you think I should have let her get away with this mad plan? That I should have let her rob me of my child? No, I should have taken you myself and hidden with you in some far-off land and never seen her again rather than agree to such an unnatural scheme

Mary Hoffman

You Get Mad Quotes #130313
#13. Big Jim - Take a good look, pal - this is what incompetency, false hope, and too much informations gets you. They're just unhappy and disappointed now, but when they get over that, they'll be mad. We're gonna need more police.

Stephen King

You Get Mad Quotes #135260
#14. You know I'm a lady, but when you get me mad, I can be as hardcore as Sabu or Taz!

Dawn Marie Psaltis

You Get Mad Quotes #143890
#15. When you get over the anxiety, you discover you should have been mad a long time ago.

Amy Clampitt

You Get Mad Quotes #144084
#16. Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie.
"You're fixin' to get mad?"
"Yeah."
"Why don't you just get mad?"
"I'm not there yet. But I will be if you don't start talking to me."
Smitty to Jessie Ann

Shelly Laurenston

You Get Mad Quotes #152242
#17. The same sort of thing happened in my dispute with the National Trust book: Follies: A National Trust Guide, which implied that the only pleasure you can get from Folly architecture is by calling the architect mad, and by laughing at the architecture.

Ian Hamilton Finlay

You Get Mad Quotes #152539
#18. We're obsessed with filling in the blank for a Mad Libs line that goes: "_ makes us human." Why? Scratch and sniff the "what makes us human" obsession and you get a strong whiff of something that could fit into that blank: our insecurity.

Carl Safina

You Get Mad Quotes #153184
#19. It's not like you're being fake, it's just the way you color it, like a guitar player uses pedals or different effects. That's why I get so mad about people who are down on vocal reverb. It's not a crutch, people, it's an aesthetic choice!

Kelly Hogan

You Get Mad Quotes #155834
#20. It's real, Six. You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off.

Colleen Hoover

You Get Mad Quotes #168863
#21. I love to see your eyes sparkle like they do when you get all feisty. The flush in your cheeks." His voice lowered. "The way you draw in a deep breath and it pushes your tits out so beautifully. You're incredibly sexy when you're mad.

Sibylla Matilde

You Get Mad Quotes #174159
#22. When something upsets you in life, you only have two choices: Get over it or die mad.

Charline Ratcliff

You Get Mad Quotes #177898
#23. Naturally, I've always been mad about clothes. You don't get born in Paris to forget about clothes for a minute.

Diana Vreeland

You Get Mad Quotes #183760
#24. It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo ... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.

Jon Stewart

You Get Mad Quotes #184760
#25. I just don't think you can make records easily and have them be great. It's a process. You've got to get really lucky all the time, or you've got to work like mad.

Britt Daniel

You Get Mad Quotes #205119
#26. God, I love spending time with you." His smile eases me. "Don't get mad at me, but I'm going to say something and I have no apologies for saying it." I raise my eyebrows in curiosity. "You look fucking hot in that bikini.

Jeannine Colette

You Get Mad Quotes #226624
#27. All right. And if any of you get hurt I'm going to be really mad. I sleep with a Glock next to my bed so don't think I'm joking. I will shoot you if you don't make sure Gibson gets back here safely

Lauren Dane

You Get Mad Quotes #228600
#28. When we feel weak, we drop our heads on the shoulders of others. Don't get mad when someone does that. Be honored. For that person trusted you enough to, even if subtly, ask you for help.

Lori Goodwin

You Get Mad Quotes #229886
#29. I'm mad, true. But only about one thing. Horror movies. I love spooks. They are a friendly fearsome lot. Very nice people, actually, if you get to know them. Not like these industry chaps out here

Kishore Kumar

You Get Mad Quotes #230905
#30. Listen to this," said Maddie. "Cerise Hood. Cedar Wood. Cerise Hood. Cedar Wood. Cedar, you and Cerise have to be friends or your names will get mad and just march right off you!

Shannon Hale

You Get Mad Quotes #234660
#31. The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.

Chelsea Handler

You Get Mad Quotes #296245
#32. You get mad at me, you kick the tire, I don't get a bruise, the tire doesn't care, and you're the only one hurting. How's that working for you, Kip?

Gail Giles

You Get Mad Quotes #301074
#33. To be just without being mad (and the madder you get the madder you get), to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without being compulsive, to be happy without being hysterical ... smoke grass.

Ken Kesey

You Get Mad Quotes #305617
#34. People might get mad for five or ten minutes, but then they respect you more. And the next time they see you, they'll tell their friends, "Don't go up to him with that stuff - he don't mess with cocaine."

Moses Malone

You Get Mad Quotes #307991
#35. I remember in 1990, there were five of us making $3 million a year. When guys passed us, we didn't cry. Why would we cry? You didn't get mad when someone got $6 million. Or $8 million.

Eric Davis

You Get Mad Quotes #336870
#36. Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, they'll try to kill you.

John Cusack

You Get Mad Quotes #344652
#37. Jiu-jitsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man (or woman is going to
prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get,
that you're going to have to accept defeat. Thats what Brazilian
Jiu-jitsu is.

Saulo Ribeiro

You Get Mad Quotes #348074
#38. How do we get out of this circle?" I asked him.
"We kill him," he said.
"Good. Let's kill him and go home."
"I thought you'd never ask.

Ilona Andrews

You Get Mad Quotes #352719
#39. You, Mad Dog, are exactly what I came here to protect her from. But you know what? We're all broken some way or another. Even with your epic fuckup, you just might be exactly what she needs. You get one more chance

Jamie McGuire

You Get Mad Quotes #358407
#40. You and I both know that love is for children,' he said. 'We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.'
'Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,' Teresa replied. 'Only they get along just fine, and my car never makes my bluetooth feel like shit.

Maggie Stiefvater

You Get Mad Quotes #375510
#41. It seemed so stupid to spend all your time fighting to get out from under the rules imposed on you, and then immediately turn round and make some new rules yourselves. It was divide and rule gone mad.

Ross Lomas

You Get Mad Quotes #387355
#42. All of my characters are a little bit based on people I know in real life. You know when you do that you have to change the character a little bit in case your friend or your relative reads the book, because you don't want them to know you wrote about them ... They might get mad.

Meg Cabot

You Get Mad Quotes #393582
#43. I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

Kevin Hart

You Get Mad Quotes #396110
#44. Books are the most wonderful friends in the world. When you meet them and pick them up, they are always ready to give you a few ideas. When you put them down, they never get mad; when you take them up again, they seem to enrich you all the more.

Fulton J. Sheen

You Get Mad Quotes #419220
#45. But you can't get mad Leo, when the stars don't move as quickly as you do.

David S.Goyer

You Get Mad Quotes #438891
#46. Rage did her no good. You didn't get mad at the weasel who was sneaking into your yard and eating your hens. You simply laid a trap and disposed of the animal. Anger was pointless. - Egwene, pg. 77

Robert Jordan

You Get Mad Quotes #471580
#47. When you get your powers, you learn a lot about yourself. My professors called me mad. It was time for me to stop punishing myself, and start punishing everybody else.

Austin Grossman

You Get Mad Quotes #474749
#48. I'm going to give you a sentence, a full sentence with a noun and a verb and a possible agitate. I don't like all these judges running around with their half baked sentences, thats how you get salmonella poisoning.

Michael Buckley

You Get Mad Quotes #507764
#49. If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I put you there.

Wiz Khalifa

You Get Mad Quotes #509297
#50. But stories are like people, Atticus. Loving them doesn't make them perfect. You try to cherish their virtues and overlook their flaws. The flaws are still there, though. But you don't get mad.

Matt Ruff

You Get Mad Quotes #510547
#51. The best advice my mom ever gave me was that you have to talk about your emotions. If something upsets me, she'd say, 'Get mad about it; it's healthy for you,' and I could feel like: Good; now it's over ... next!

Diana Krall

You Get Mad Quotes #531250
#52. Nothing's riding on this, except the First Amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press and maybe the future of the country. Not that any of that matters, but if you guys f-k up again, I'm gonna get mad.

Ben Bradlee

You Get Mad Quotes #547898
#53. You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.

Douglas Coupland

You Get Mad Quotes #549833
#54. For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Robin Williams

You Get Mad Quotes #564925
#55. I always let my husband read the script so he knows what's about to happen to his wife. When I played Cheryl Strayed in Wild, I'd get really mad about certain things, I'd say really profound things, and I'd curse out of nowhere. He'd say, "Are you you, or are you Cheryl?"

Reese Witherspoon

You Get Mad Quotes #568033
#56. If you are not afriad, thereis no way you will get mad at me. If you are not afraid, there is no way you will hate me. If you are not afraid, there is no way you will be jealous or sad.

Miguel Angel Ruiz

You Get Mad Quotes #576799
#57. Ray, don't get mad just because I say yes to life. I like to keep myself available to the universe, because it brings me wisdom. Maybe you don't just want me to soar.

Douglas Coupland

You Get Mad Quotes #602568
#58. Some people are so broken they get mad at you for being whole.

ANA

You Get Mad Quotes #607959
#59. I need to get a greater vocabulary than what I have and when I get mad and my brain searches for a word. I have to find different words and to do that you need to have more of an education.

Duane Chapman

You Get Mad Quotes #617827
#60. Why do we get so angry at ourselves when we eat foods we love? Do you think guys walk around going, 'I just ate a cheeseburger and I'm so mad at myself?'

Martina Mcbride

You Get Mad Quotes #630192
#61. if you are in Christ, you always qualify for a blessing! Cursing is not coming your way. God is never mad at you. He is never disappointed in you. He is never frustrated and wanting you to get off your arse and get to work! Jesus did the work for you to get blessed. He said, "IT IS FINISHED!

Eric Dykstra

You Get Mad Quotes #656780
#62. Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything.

Ivana Trump

You Get Mad Quotes #664258
#63. Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.

Ilona Andrews

You Get Mad Quotes #666802
#64. It's okay to fall. Everyone falls. It's not okay to stay there. Grieve. Cry. Get mad if you need to. The important thing is in the end, you're standing.

Me

You Get Mad Quotes #669941
#65. If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

Homer

You Get Mad Quotes #671792
#66. Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)

Charles Stross

You Get Mad Quotes #673939
#67. You keep playing, you get a lead and build on it. People get mad when you keep playing, but that's part of the game, too.

Steve Spurrier

You Get Mad Quotes #684789
#68. I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Mitch Hedberg

You Get Mad Quotes #696378
#69. City is a madhouse! Don't stay there too much or you get mad! Go to the nature, to the Temple of the Clever!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

You Get Mad Quotes #726874
#70. Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You Get Mad Quotes #743554
#71. You never get mad," she said when their server left the table. "Except at me."
"That's not true," he said tightly. "Torie can get me going."
"Torie doesn't count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

You Get Mad Quotes #748231
#72. That was part of being a girl--you were resigned to whatever feedback you'd get. If you got mad, you were crazy, and if you didn't react, you were a bitch. The only thing you could do was smile from the corner they'd backed you into. Implicate yourself in the joke even if the joke was always on you.

Emma Cline

You Get Mad Quotes #750602
#73. What are you to do with a boy who never argues with you, but does exactly what he likes and when you get mad at him just says he's sorry and lets you storm?

William Somerset Maugham

You Get Mad Quotes #753133
#74. Why ain't you mad?" I asked.
"Might as well get mad at the wind for blowin'. Some things just be what they be.

Susan Crandall

You Get Mad Quotes #755139
#75. One day you're there and then all of a sudden, there's less of you. And you wonder where that part went. If it's living somewhere outside of you. And you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back. And then you realize it's just gone.

Elisabeth Moss

You Get Mad Quotes #784604
#76. This may sound mad, but you sort of assume that no one's going to watch what you do. You go on set, have a lovely time, and then you forget anyone's going to see it. So it's always a bit of a shock to be recognized. I get terribly embarrassed.

Olivia Colman

You Get Mad Quotes #801822
#77. Hard-covered books break up friendships. You loan a hard covered book to a friend and when he doesn't return it you get mad at him. It makes you mean and petty. But twenty-five cent books are different.

John Steinbeck

You Get Mad Quotes #805341
#78. You tell yourself that you're not auditioning but of course you work like crazy, and you prepare like mad. And you think, "Well, I won't get that job. But maybe they'll have another job sometime, and they'll remember that I was good."

Bill Nighy

You Get Mad Quotes #827715
#79. A couple of days ago, I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

Terry Hayes

You Get Mad Quotes #845164
#80. So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?"
"Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.

Rusty Fischer

You Get Mad Quotes #849068
#81. The fact is I like Mumbai less and less. My son says, 'Baba, let's go for a drive', and I tell him, 'Where's the fun of a drive in this place?' You get caught in a million traffic jams, and you spend time cooped in your car with all that mad cacophony around you.

Om Puri

You Get Mad Quotes #849524
#82. That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

Laura Schlessinger

You Get Mad Quotes #851854
#83. I want somebody to love, and I want somebody to love me. And nobody ever will. And that's why it hurts. Because it makes a difference. And when nobody cares, it makes you all mad inside and it makes you want to say things, tear up things, break things, get through the glass.

Flora Rheta Schreiber

You Get Mad Quotes #855456
#84. With brothers you become friends. Some you hang out with more than others. You talk to one about the other a little more. You get mad at them. Then, you love them. Then, you apologize. You have to apologize whether you want to or not. You have to. That's your brother.

Tito Jackson

You Get Mad Quotes #858275
#85. Never ever get mad at yourself if you miss a ball, lose a point, or double fault.

Sally Huss

You Get Mad Quotes #860869
#86. I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them.

Mike Ditka

You Get Mad Quotes #875513
#87. If you want to get the most out of your men, give them a break! Don't make them work completely in the dark. If you do, they won't do a bit more than they have to. But if they comprehend, they'll work like mad.

Chesty Puller

You Get Mad Quotes #888619
#88. I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'

Mitch Hedberg

You Get Mad Quotes #888705
#89. Don't get mad. Don't get even. Do better. Much better. Rise above. Become so engulfed in your own success that you forget it ever happened.

Donald Driver

You Get Mad Quotes #894192
#90. When you fall in love, two people are mad for each other, When these two people get married, others say that they are made for each other, After marriage, the same two people are mad at each other.

Santosh Avvannavar

You Get Mad Quotes #901136
#91. A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'

Anthony Jeselnik

You Get Mad Quotes #915464
#92. When you're too mad and too rattled to see straight, you're bound to make mistakes. You can't go on and on for years being miserable about a situation and not have it change you. You get so you can't stand yourself.

Lucille Ball

You Get Mad Quotes #932093
#93. When you go into the other worlds, when you go into the luminous dimensions, it's very different than here. You really have to have your act wired. You have to be very strong. Your mind has to be in the right shape. Otherwise, when you get out there, what you will see will drive you mad.

Frederick Lenz

You Get Mad Quotes #932225
#94. Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll either lock me up or tell me to get a grip and no one will believe the truth anyway.

Meg Rosoff

You Get Mad Quotes #957249
#95. I seem finally to have stopped worrying about Elinor, and age. She seems now to be perfectly normal
about twenty-five, a witty control freak. I like her but I can see how she would drive you mad. She's just the sort of person you'd want to get drunk, just to make her giggling and silly.

Emma Thompson

You Get Mad Quotes #965374
#96. To get mad at being called a "little boy" is a proof that you indeed are one

CLAMP

You Get Mad Quotes #972048
#97. Someone yelled at me once, 'You never write about yourself.' People used to get so mad at me for that. But my definition of myself is completely up for grabs. I'm everywhere, just like we all are.

Suzan-Lori Parks

You Get Mad Quotes #992100
#98. Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Forrest Carter

You Get Mad Quotes #1010467
#99. Your regular teachers will get mad at you. If you keep asking something again and again, they will get tired of saying the same thing. A book will not do that. A book always will be there for you. In whatever you want, the book will be there.

Sakyong Mipham

You Get Mad Quotes #1074233
#100. How could you get mad at someone who neither needed to attack nor was at all worried about being able to defend? It was like getting mad at Switzerland.

Karl Marlantes

You Get Mad Quotes #1091586

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