Waffle Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 52 Waffle Quotes

#1. Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego. - Author: Donald Glover
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#2. I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium! I just sort of POOF found myself there and there I was with a gigantic Belgian waffle in my hands, standing on a sidewalk in Belgium! - Author: C. JoyBell C.
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#3. My current option was a Waffle House full of cheerleaders and a guy dressed in Reynolds wrap. - Author: John Green
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#4. Doug appeared, clad in an Affliction waffle-knit tee and True Religion jeans. It was 2006, so this was a sign of great success. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#5. The dead are the best listeners in the world. The corpse takes it all in, never interrupts, doesn't criticize me, lets me waffle on for as long as I like. - Author: Darren Shan
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#6. Sounded like a load of waffle to me."
"There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#7. You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it. - Author: Maynard James Keenan
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#8. my wife's wishes." A light rain sprinkled the streets late the next morning as Rick crossed the traffic-laden street from the hotel. After settling into a Waffle House booth, he ordered pancakes and scrambled eggs and a - Author: Barbara Ebel
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#9. Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind."
I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second coming. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#10. I feel stretched out, like too little butter scraped over too much waffle. And then it all falls down into one of the waffle holes and there's none left for the rest of the waffle and you sort of have to tilt it to make it run out. - Author: David Wong
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#11. The next three hours went by in a mind-numbing haze. By the time the cab pulled up to the airport terminal, she was pissed. Not at him though. She wanted to be-she'd fallen back in love with him, and he couldn't even stick around to have a waffle and say good-bye?-but she couldn't. - Author: Nicolette Day
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#12. Even the hash brown section of the Waffle House menu reads like a serial killer-to-do list: Smothered, covered,diced, and scattered. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#13. The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that. - Author: Alan Pardew
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#14. You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle! - Author: Lauren Myracle
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#15. Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens. - Author: Scott Meyers
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#16. Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom. - Author: Steven Spielberg
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#17. I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#18. That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle. - Author: Jonathan Stroud
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#19. I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones. - Author: Dana Gould
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#20. Clouds of a different sort signal an environmental holocaust without precedent. Once again, world leaders waffle, hoping the danger will dissipate. Yet today the evidence is as clear as the sounds of glass shattering in Berlin. - Author: Al Gore
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#21. Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone.
"I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!"
She hit him with a waffle iron. - Author: Charles M. Schulz
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#22. They were as done as our Waffle King after the Cow Incident of '97. - Author: Alessandra Torre
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#23. Don-Keun was a new man. The moment they arrived, he vanished for a second. We heard muffled ecstatic screaming coming from somewhere in the back of the Waffle House kitchen, then he reappeared, his face shining with the kind of radiance usually associated with religious epiphany. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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#24. Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle. - Author: Simon Schama
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#25. Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron. - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#26. I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts. - Author: Trace Adkins
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#27. He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. - Author: Ring Lardner Jr.
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#28. Track coach Bill Bowerman decided that his team needed better, lighter running shoes. So he went out to his workshop and poured rubber into the family waffle iron. That's how Nike's famous waffle sole was born. - Author: Jason Fried
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#29. Lovers of concision, laconicism and economy of language will doubtless be asking, if the idea is such a simple one, why did we need all this waffle to arrive, at last, at the critical point. - Author: Jose Saramago
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#30. I believe in numbers. The ones you can see and the ones you can't. The real and the imaginary, the rational and the irrational, and every point on lines that go on forever. Numbers have never let me down. They don't waffle. They don't lie. They don't pretend to be what they're not. They're timeless. - Author: Amy Harmon
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#31. Did it?" said Harry in surprise. "Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle," said Hermione grimly. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#32. I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle. - Author: Mindy Grossman
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#33. If you've never had the chance to visit a Waffle House, simply imagine a gas station bathroom that serves waffles. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#34. You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail. - Author: Emma Stone
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#35. You have to be pretty tough to be an actor, and you have to be pretty certain what you want. You can't waffle through this business. - Author: Anthony Hopkins
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#36. You're smart and sexy. You're prudent and courageous. You're a good girl and a bad girl. You're a waffle girl and a Napoleon cake girl. I've told you before that you can have it all. You don't have to put yourself in a box, Grace, because you're already the whole package. -Ethan Castle - Author: Stephanie Draven
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#37. There's nothing sadder than a sobbing waffle. - Author: Jerry Spinelli
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#38. A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#39. At least she was creative. Whoever heard of an angel calling a coven leader a magic-stealing twat waffle? - Author: Deanna Chase
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#40. You try to make every word count, so there's no doubt what you're talking about. When you're young, you waffle away. Well, I'm done with that. I think it's much more interesting to say just what you mean. - Author: Nick Lowe
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#41. To me, my idea of what's good is to drive here and go to Waffle House, get a couple of eggs and a waffle. When I see the first Waffle House, I know I'm in the South. That's good. - Author: Neil Gaiman
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#42. My junior year, I went to an LSAT-prep course. I flipped over my test and thought, 'You bastards.' I walked out and went to Waffle House. That's where I had what I call 'The Waffle House Epiphany': I didn't want to be a lawyer. I wanted to make a dent in the universe. - Author: Alexis Ohanian
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#43. We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next to the spicy chicken sandwich and the waffle fries. It's called the Superfood Side. - Author: Ari Shapiro
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#44. What the heck is this, a trivet?"
"I AM WAFFLE FACE! - Author: Van Jensen
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#45. Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker. - Author: Paula Deen
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#46. Cyrus squinted through the rain at the old man, at the truck, at the crackling Golden Lady. What was going on? None of this seemed real. But it was. The rain on his skin. The soggy waffle and drooping napkins. The smell of gunpowder. - Author: N.D. Wilson
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#47. You pussy-whipped douche waffle. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#48. Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. - Author: Lou Reed
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#49. I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers
those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery. - Author: J.A. Redmerski
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#50. 'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used to hang at before I could go to bars. - Author: Caitlin Rose
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#51. Why can't I just eat my waffle? - Author: Barack Obama
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#52. Fortunately the bad guys had the tactical intelligence of a waffle iron, so the hero was able to outsmart them by ducking behind some rocks, then putting his hat on a stick and holding it - Author: Dave Barry
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