Top 100 Troll Quotes
#1. MG was nearly mythical, other than my entries - no interaction with users on
the off chance one was a Fernoza on the troll. And today proved I couldn't take a stranger bearing gifts at face-value.
A.E.H. Veenman
#2. Once upon a time, there lived a troll that was so naughty and so evil that he decided to make a mirror that would twist the image of anything and anyone reflected in it.
Ken T Seth
#3. He who searches for evil, must first look at his own reflection.
Confucius
#4. It was at the outskirts of the world that the Old Things accumulated, like driftwood round the edges of the sea. ("The Troll")
T.H. White
#5. Fear is the freaky troll under the bridge that leads to achievement.
Richie Norton
#7. Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.
J.K. Rowling
#8. Troll welcomes you to Norway, (these legendary creatures live throughout the mountains of Norway)
Constance Roos
#9. A choice is like a jigsaw puzzle, darling troll. Your worries are the corner pieces, and your hopes are the edge pieces, and you, Hawthorn, dearest of boys, are the middle pieces, all funny-shaped and stubborn. But the picture, the picture was there all along, just waiting for you to get on with it.
Catherynne M Valente
#10. But if you must know, your moon here is rather more powerful than the ones around my own world."
"The moon?" said Twoflower. "I don't under-"
"If I've got to spell it out," said the troll, testily, "I'm suffering from chronic tides.
Terry Pratchett
#11. If I'm going to be ruled by a high-minded pretty-faced troll, it might as well be you."
"I'm glad to hear it," I said, trying not to smile. "Who knows what would happen to my ego if you decided to abandon me.
Danielle L. Jensen
#12. My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair.
Allen Steck
#13. He also had a version of Billy Goat's Gruff where the troll under the bridge ended up the winner.
Stephen King
#14. Always have some project under way...an ongoing project that goes from day to day and thus makes each day a small unit of time.
Lillian Troll
#15. I ignore the mention of the bitch-troll.
E.L. James
#16. The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart.
Gael Greene
#17. Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order
Sam Vimes
Terry Pratchett
#18. Club em if they want a club, " Belch said, and chuckled. A Belch Huggins chuckle was a low, troll-like sound. "Club em if they want a club. That's good. That's pretty much okey-dokey. " She became
Stephen King
#19. Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.
Christopher Healy
#20. An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character posts pose.
Jonathan Capehart
#21. Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.
Jennifer Lawrence
#22. I have come to realise that the most critical of the social media accounts are the least verbal in real life and I can assure you that most social media trolls have no physical troll land to dwell.
Aysha Taryam
#23. I think you would find almost anyone who stands up for their patent rights has been called a patent troll.
Nathan Myhrvold
#25. I don't really troll the Internet; I'm not young enough.
Allison Jones
#26. We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes
Bonnie Greer
#27. It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!
James St. James
#28. I'm a troll," he said. Then he paused, and added, more or less as an afterthought, "Fol rol de ol rol.
Neil Gaiman
#29. I did a number of local children's theater plays growing up, but in 5th grade, I had some good times on stage making people laugh as a troll in 'The Hobbit.' That solidified my dream to be on 'Saturday Night Live,' which was hugely influential for me growing up.
Lauren Lapkus
#30. The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California.
Robert Anton Wilson
#31. She lay there like a beautiful lace covered present for the troll with her sweet hands wrapped up in the red bow of Lilith's red silk thong.
Bella Swann
#32. Jessica had, however, convinced herself that Richard's troll collection was a mark of endearing eccentricity, comparable to Mr. Stockton's collection of angels.
Neil Gaiman
#33. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.
Jon Cryer
#34. No one's ever really ready for a troll.
Eoin Colfer
#35. You didn't foresee a troll-riding dwarf pushing your plane down the runway. You must be losing your touch, Artemis. He
Eoin Colfer
#36. I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone - perhaps I'm a Troll ...
John Geddes
#37. Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much.
Oscar Wilde
#38. Yes, but Chrysoprase the troll has this odd little thing about money that turns into lead the next day," said Teatime cheerfully. "So our friend needs to earn a little cash in a hurry and in a climate where arms and legs stay on.
Terry Pratchett
#39. Vimes relaxed a little. Detritus's intelligence wasn't too bad for a troll, falling somewhere between a cuttlefish and a line-dancer, but you could rely on him not to let it slow him down. Detritus
Terry Pratchett
#40. I am not,' he said, 'having that lummock-de-troll glunching about this place! Trod on all my tomatoes, he did, last year.
Diana Wynne Jones
#41. People who believe themselves to be white are obsessed with the politics of personal exoneration. And the word racist, to them, conjures, if not a tobacco-spitting oaf, then something just as fantastic - an orc, troll, or gorgon.
Ta-Nehisi Coates
#42. You look like a troll doll, a fucking demented troll doll.
Audrey Bell
#43. Troll - in the dungeons - thought you ought to know.
J.K. Rowling
#44. You can choose to be someone's Angel or choose to be a Troll, either way you will have to deal with the consequences of your actions, good or bad.
L.M. Fields
#45. Tamani?" she asked, even though she knew this was the wrong time. "How is a plant supposed to beat a superstrong troll?
Aprilynne Pike
#46. I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.
Noel Fielding
#47. Then Tak looked upon the stone and it was trying to come alive, and Tak smiled, and wrote All things strive.
And for the service the stone had given, he fashioned it into the first Troll, and delighted in the life that came unbidden.
Terry Pratchett
#48. I'm not a romantic lead. I have sticking-out ears and a little troll nose.
Russell Tovey
#49. I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.
Robert O'Sullivan
#50. I had a job as an illustrator, and I wanted to change the direction of my work. I moved to the country, and immediately I started to paint fairies and trolls.
Brian Froud
#51. I don't really read what people write about me. Someone gives my novel one star; are they a troll? Are they someone who hates my politics and so has decided to do that?
Anna Quindlen
#52. Do you have troll turds in your ears?
JENKS
#53. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
J.K. Rowling
#54. Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.
J.R.R. Tolkien
#55. I do not trust self-serving misinformation coming from corporations and their media trolls. I do not trust politicians who are taking millions from those corporations, either. I trust people. So I make my music for people, not for candidates.
Neil Young
#56. You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
Terry Pratchett
#57. You! Troll!" Sevro shouts. "I'm a terrorist warlord! Stop throwing me. You made me drop by candy!
Pierce Brown
#58. I think I could have won state today. Apparently, you put a troll on my heels and I turn into a superstar.
Aprilynne Pike
#59. Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.
Doug Benson
#60. You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.
Red Tash
#61. It was well known that she was a junk-food fiend. It was probably what kept her from the waif physique of the most popular girls. Personally I didn't care what king of saturated fats and granulated sugars were to blame for that excellent figure.
Guillermo Del Toro
#62. People need to understand that if I comment on something, it's not because I want to argue, troll, or change anyone's mind. It's because I want to say 'I was here
Christopher "Jack" Nilssen
#63. So this is how cunts that never shag fuckin well live. A life oy impotence, resentment, anger and frustration; nae fuckin exuberance in life, forced tae become an Internet troll or a miserable drunk in a boozer.
Irvine Welsh
#64. I wonder what happened to 'em all?"
"You," said the horse.
"Well, yes. But I always thought there'd be some more.
Terry Pratchett
#65. I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.
Red Tash
#66. I don't care where I come from or who you are. I can make you happy, and you make me happy. We could have a happily ever after.
Amanda Hocking
#67. Roly Grain, his name was, and he does not have any further part in what I'm writing now, in spite of his troll's name, because this is not a story, only life.
Alice Munro
#68. I cringed, though; for as much as I did not want to marry a troll, I was just as certain the troll didn't want to marry me.
Danielle L. Jensen
#69. There was movement on its broad shoulders, and Puck appeared, clinging to its back, a huge grin splitting his face. "All right," he announced grandly, as the troll jerked and spun around, trying in vain to reach him, "I claim this land for Spain." And
Julie Kagawa
#70. The point is, it only traumatized me because I had the time to be traumatized. I want to be so famous and busy that I only ever find these insults amusing, and chuckle at them good-naturedly before I get on my private jet to be a UN Ambassador to Cameroon, or wherever.
Mindy Kaling
#72. Be careful because cyberspace is a two way street those that hunt and stalk and troll can also become the hunted by those that they harass and attack. Cyberspace has a definite dark side.
Don A. Holbrook
#73. I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies.
Anna Kendrick
#74. I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was buying a fair amount of stuff and playing with it and then selling it back.
Bill Orcutt
#75. Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
Eoin Colfer
#76. I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.
Frank Zappa
#77. Little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it! ...
John Geddes
#78. [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.
Terry Pratchett
#79. The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.
Andrew Barrett
#80. Great snakes!" Penny says, snatching her hand away from me and jumping off the bed. "Fuck a nine-toed troll, Simon." She's shaking her hand, and there are tears in her eyes. "Stevie Nicks and Gracie Slick! Fuck!
Rainbow Rowell
#81. Then I will skin it and suck all the blood out of it unless it's a Troll. Trolls taste like ass. We tried two of the randy bastards just to make sure and we will not be imbibing Troll again any time soon,
Robyn Peterman
#82. That werewolf fantasy would be a hard one to pull off. She'd have to troll through the forest in high heels, just praying one of the scruffy campers was actually a raving beast.
Victoria Dahl
#83. Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching Christmas-red tracksuit with matching walkie-talkies as we troll Ralphs, excitedly comparing triple coupons.
Sandra Tsing Loh
#84. There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I would save her, or die trying.
Red Tash
#86. But you know what they say ... Size isn't everything. Of course the people that say that are divided into two categories: dickless wonders and those not facing the troll that could've eaten New Jersey.
Rob Thurman
#87. Troll Wars were like Batman movies: both were repeated at regular intervals, featured expensive hardware, and were broadly predictable.
Jasper Fforde
#88. Danny. You're a Troll, driving a cab. Yesterday, I was a superhero, and today I'm addicted to jam. Jam. Do you really think we get to pass judgment on what does and does not get to exist?
Seanan McGuire
#89. Any fool knew that arguing with a troll was pointless.
April Adams
#90. These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No-one would permit such venom in person, so there should be no place for it on social media,
Chris Grayling
#92. Where's my daddy?
Is that my daddy?
It goes, "I fink, derefore I am. I fink."
It is Sergeant Detritus the troll!
That's not my daddy!
Terry Pratchett
#93. I don't know," she said. "I'm not sure you would like me in real life. I'm a lot different there, you know. I don't even look the same."
" I don't care if you look like a troll with warts," Sir Leo declared, taking her hand in his. "I love you.
Mari Mancusi
#94. Magic
Sandra's seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witches once,
Charlie found some goblins gold.
Donald heard a mermaid sing,
Susy spied an elf,
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself.
Shel Silverstein
#95. I never troll for material. It simply presents itself, and is always unmistakable. This is why I want to roll my eyes when people interrupt themselves in the middle of some story they're telling me to say, "You know you can't write about this."
Dani Shapiro
#96. It's difficult the first time you have to get close to kill another. You see their eyes, see the light in it go out. Even a troll's eyes have that light. I'd be worried if you didn't feel something after that. I don't like hunting with a man who's a killer without that feeling.
Raymond E. Feist
#97. It was hard to hate him then, to treat him cruelly.It would have been like kicking a puppy; it would have made me the troll he'd always led me to believe I was.
Sara Baume
#98. My feet are like something from another age - prehistoric and troll-like. I keep expecting them to talk, they have that much character.
Sally Hawkins
#99. I live in one of the best places, bar none, to appreciate the wild natural environment. I also live in one of the most politically difficult places to work on its behalf: Alaska.
Kate Troll
#100. The undeniable feeling that, as you castigate a troll, he's rubbing his Red Dwarf mouse pad against his crotch and sighing, Angry liberal women typing at me. Oh yah. That's how I like it.
Caitlin Moran