Top 100 Tastes Like Sayings
#1. I murmur something that sounds like "goodbye" but tastes like "hello.
Megan Hart
#2. Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.
Erma Bombeck
#3. She tastes like nectar and salt. Nectar and salt and apples. Pollen and stars and hinges. She tastes like fairy tales. Swan maiden at midnight. Cream on the tip of a fox's tongue. She tastes like hope.
Laini Taylor
#4. Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig.
Jeremy Clarkson
#5. I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.
David Rees
#6. Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
Agatha Christie
#7. Though it tastes like 'some more', one is really enough (about the s'more)
Dan White
#8. The testosterone in here is so thick I can taste it - and it tastes like shit.
Nicole Jacquelyn
#9. Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. But you have to get there.
Pink
#10. My dear Tartini, one's life is so sweet and precious that even honey tastes like salt in comparison!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#11. If you want a free society, teach your children what oppression tastes like. Tell them how many miracles it takes to get from here to there. Above all, encourage them to ask questions. Teach them to think for themselves.
Jonathan Sacks
#13. To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney.
Tim Heaton
#14. I laugh, a sound that he cuts short with a kiss that tastes like strawberries and terror.
Kelsey Sutton
#15. This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
Daniel Handler
#16. He smells like sunshine and ocean air and he tastes like hunger. I've
A. Zavarelli
#17. Well honey, You know that I don't like goodbyes. What I am trying to whisper you right now, it sounds like GOODBYE but it tastes like WELCOME to our rendezvous
Camelia C.
#18. Then her mouth is sliding against mine. Her lips open, soft and yielding. Our teeth click together, and she tastes like every dark thought I've ever had.
Holly Black
#20. English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
Fred Allen
#21. Newly Found Sugary Spill: Tastes Like Dried Spit or Old Soda
Chris Ware
#22. The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.
Dave Barry
#23. If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Terry Pratchett
#24. And all this business about what knife and fork you eat from, it's a deliberate puzzle set out to make a simple bloke like me feel like a stranger. Whatever you pick up isn't going to change what the food tastes like, but Effie presses my knee hard if I gets it wrong.
Terry Pratchett
#26. A whiff of fresh mint
that tastes like strawberry pie.
Your kisses tempt me.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#27. There is no need for the writer to eat a whole sheep to be able to tell you what mutton tastes like. It is enough if he eats a cutlet. But he should do that.
W. Somerset Maugham
#28. To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.
Jarod Kintz
#29. I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.
Richard Kadrey
#31. From the front Rdar announces, "Don't you go talking bad about GoFast bars. Do you want me to stop this car?"
"Whenever I eat a GoFast bar," Ben says, "I'm always like, 'So this is what blood tastes like to mosquitoes.
John Green
#33. The idea of devoting two years of my life to making a corporate product that looks and smells and tastes like a lot of other things out there with just a different trademark character is a bore.
James Mangold
#34. He made a face. "Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes like jizz."
I gave him a curious look. "And how do you know that?"
"I have bad aim sometimes," he said.
Karina Halle
#35. White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.
James Joyce
#36. The Dream smells like peppermint but tastes like strawberry shortcake.
Ta-Nehisi Coates
#37. The salt of his tears tastes like the sea and I don't see the shore.
Ally Condie
#38. I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
Tucker Max
#39. Buy the best you can find or afford and don't over manipulate it. If I cook a scallop, the best praise you can give me is that it tastes like a scallop.
Tom Colicchio
#40. Bittersweet: it's what life tastes like. And if you can handle the bitter, the sweet will come later. ~ Klyde, in Piranhas Like S'mores.
J.Z. Bingham
#41. Parma is an amazing Parmesan cheese substitute made from walnuts. It tastes like a dream and is healthy, to boot!
Rory Freedman
#42. Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks.
"No, what?"
"Blue sky."
"You're zoomed."
"You ever eat blue sky?"
"No," I admit.
"Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored.
Rodman Philbrick
#44. Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.
Daniel Handler
#45. I'll eat anything. I ate antelope once in Swaziland. I didn't know what it was until I'd started chewing it. Everything tastes like chicken though doesn't it? It wasn't bad.
Nicholas Hoult
#46. What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.
Ken Jennings
#48. I brought you some coffee." he held out the cup but she waved it away.
"I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know."
-Luke and Clary, pg.209-
Cassandra Clare
#49. And your skin, it tastes like me. I want to taste you everywhere.
Larissa Ione
#50. Tiny takes a shot, grimaces, and exhales. "Tastes like Satan's fire cock," Tiny says, and then pushes another shot in my direction. "Sounds delightful," I say, "but I'll pass.
John Green
#51. Green tea?"
"You can't be serious."
The old woman nodded her approval. "I wasn't."
"Because you know when a cow chews grass? And he or she chews and chews and chews? Well, green tea tastes like French-kissing that cow after it's done chewing all that grass.
David Levithan
#52. No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza.
Michelle Malkin
#53. It tastes like life."
"What?"
"Rotten and strange and rich and way, way too strong.
Adam Gidwitz
#54. It tastes like water spiked with strange.
Mary Roach
#55. Huh. Tastes like rat squeezins' with too much honey.
T. Kingfisher
#56. Games are among the most interesting creations of the human mind, and the analysis of their structure is full of adventure and surprises. Unfortunately there is never a lack of mathematicians for the job of transforming delectable ingredients into a dish that tastes like a damp blanket.
James R Newman
#57. You ever see Willy Wonka? You know that part where the girl eats an everlasting gobstopper sweet and it tastes of everything? Like chicken soup and roast beef and blueberry pie all rolled into one? Well, that's exactly what Shapeshifter blood tastes like ...
Sarah Alderson
#58. We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we'd say chicken tastes like cat.
Jonathan Grimwood
#59. It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?
Gerard Way
#60. I fit my mouth to his and he tastes like water and smells like fresh air. I drag my hand from his neck to the small of his back and put it under his shirt. He kisses me harder.
Veronica Roth
#61. This place is full of shit. It's run by aliens from outer space. Sure, they make the food look Italian, they make it smell Italian, but it tastes like goo from Mars.
Mario Puzo
#62. I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."
Garry Shandling
#63. She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love. But I can't help the feeling, I could blow through the ceiling If I just turned and ran.
Thom Yorke
#64. He leans into me and kisses me again. Harder this time. He tastes like eternity, and healing, and completion.
No one else could ever kiss me like this, of that I am positive.
I could breathe in him forever.
I could fall in love forever.
Jessica Park
#66. My mouth tastes like bad decisions.
Shey Stahl
#67. Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.'
'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese.
Natasha Pulley
#68. Music has gone the way of food. People want it fast and cheap and they don't care what it tastes like or where it comes from.
Yvonne Prinz
#69. Here is how the harmful becomes profitable: That which yesterday was reviled today ends up in Urban Outfitters. The critic Rebecca Solnit has summarized it this way: 'Eat your heart out on a plastic tray,' say the Sex Pistols. Now, we know where to buy the tray and what the heart tastes like.
Josh Kun
#70. You may know more about vintage wine than the wine steward, but if you're smart you'll let your man do the choosing and be ecstatic over his selection, even if it tastes like shampoo.
Arlene Dahl
#71. They think they can buy a U-shaped shell, stuff it, and call it a taco, but those cafeteria workers wouldn't know taco meat from a piece of shit. That's what this tastes like,
Simone Elkeles
#72. One thing I don't think that we have enough of in wine writing is the use of cause and effect. Whatever wine tastes like, whatever you're going to do with it, it is as it is for a reason.
Gerald Asher
#73. Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.
Darren Hayes
#74. Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house.
John Cheever
#75. Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even if it tastes like shit, I'd swallow Alex Waters' jizz. Then I'd get the T-shirt.
Helena Hunting
#76. His mouth tastes like Scotch, and feels familiar, like somewhere I've been before.
Catherine McKenzie
#77. Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
Lewis Black
#78. This is an excellent martini - sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.
Herman Wouk
#79. The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken.
Gordon Korman
#80. I'm not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I'll say, 'It tastes like chicken.' I mean, that's not what people think of when they think of wine, but that's what it tastes like to me and it hits home.
Gary Vaynerchuk
#81. Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?
Bobcat Goldthwait
#82. We all eat a handful of dirt before we die, who cares if it tastes like cherries?
Thomas Siddell
#83. It's not so much where I want you,Sophie, as it is how. Nothing tastes quite like a woman, and no woman tastes like you. - Marc Hunter
Pamela Clare
#84. The first kiss in the morning
tastes like the first kiss on earth.
My waking soul is innocent,
as I lie next to the tenant
of my best dreams.
When I caress him I know:
a kiss is preverbal,
a word is a kiss's junior.
Vera Pavlova
#85. Grief is when you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble. (172)
Sherman Alexie
#87. When you have the best and tastiest ingredients, you can cook very simply and the food will be extraordinary because it tastes like what it is.
Timothy Ferriss
#89. we have forgotten what night tastes like,
salted by full moon silver rupturing
the dark. we have forgotten how the skin
sings when the lunar fervor unfurls
across its follicles.
Beth Morey
#90. absence
looks like a lake bed flooded with sky
sounds like cotton howling
tastes like tear-stained pillows
smells like churning bile and burnt hair
feels like screaming agony, my heart dying and dying
Beth Morey
#91. Can you imagine anyone making wine because it tastes like strawberries?
Ernest Hemingway,
#92. The word love is so overused that is has become saturated and now it tastes like nothing.
Nakia R. Laushaul
#93. Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love.
Jackson Rathbone
#94. I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney.
Lidia Yuknavitch
#95. There were no glimmering moments where their looks hooked on to each other and grew hot, and no catching sight of one of the boys in a ray of sun and thinking, I wonder what his skin tastes like.
Stephanie Perkins
#96. He rolled his tongue around in his mouth and made a sour face. "Got any gum? Mints?"
"No. You going to hark again?" He shook his head. "Mouth tastes like the bottom of my shoe." I didn't ask him how he knew that particular flavor.
Devon Monk
#97. Well, either way - peasant or pheasant - it tastes like chicken. My patients bring me gifts too. Things like gift cards ... and viruses.
Penny Reid
#98. How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
Julia Child
#99. I have an obsession with Milk Duds. Eating them tastes like heaven.
Olivia Holt
#100. The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.
Sylvia Boorstein
