Top 33 Tampons With Sayings

#1. Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.

Rahm Emanuel

Tampons With Sayings #22734
#2. Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons.

Robert Galbraith

Tampons With Sayings #59975
#3. Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the legs, from behind, in the mouth.

Gillian Flynn

Tampons With Sayings #92515
#4. Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Samantha Bee

Tampons With Sayings #227274
#5. Why are all gay men understanding and compassionate?"
"Pfft." I arced an eyebrow at her. "They're not, trust me. Its a myth."
"A straight man wouldn't understand cramps, mood swings, backaches, not to mention the price of tampons ...

Zathyn Priest

Tampons With Sayings #375820
#6. (You think you know suffering? What about life before dishwashers? Washing machines? Tampons? Vacuum cleaners? You have no idea. No idea!)

Magnus Flyte

Tampons With Sayings #385809
#7. I'm trying to picture you growing up with sisters."
"I can do a double French braid in less than three minutes and I've bought more tampons than a thirty-one-year-old man should ever admit to.

Avery Flynn

Tampons With Sayings #387381
#8. Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!

Shelly Laurenston

Tampons With Sayings #412667
#9. Do you want to tell me what happened? Why were those bikers chasing you?" Jessica's gaze bounced between us.

"They were upset I switched their tampons with Depends." Cletus sounded so serious and reasonable, I almost believed him. And I'd been there.

Penny Reid

Tampons With Sayings #433664
#10. What does this tell us about sharks? Should women be worried? Hard to say. How crazy are sharks for seal meat? Do dead groupers smell like used tampons? Unknown. I'd stay in my deck chair, if I were menstruating you.

Mary Roach

Tampons With Sayings #690641
#11. I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the spokes-girl for Time of Your Life teen tampons suggesting more blood in advertising.

Rae Mariz

Tampons With Sayings #860948
#12. Fame is also a test of character at times ... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, Oh, God! I just want to buy some tampons!

Meg Ryan

Tampons With Sayings #882536
#13. Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons.

Adrienne Wilder

Tampons With Sayings #929813
#14. In this trunk," she says with a serious face, "is God's gift to women."
"Chocolate?"
"No."
"Midol?"
"What? No."
"Tampons?"
"Stop guessing," she says.

Victoria Scott

Tampons With Sayings #965210
#15. Only guys that are insecure in their manhood are afraid of tampons. They're just weird little cotton things. It's not like they're going to eat you.

Micalea Smeltzer

Tampons With Sayings #1025865
#16. Can you think of anything that you might need?" I looked back over my shoulder at him. I was about to cross a boundary no woman ever wanted to cross. "There is, but I just can't ask you." His smile was patient. "Try me." "Tampons." He burst out laughing.

Tracy Brogan

Tampons With Sayings #1129533
#17. I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.
Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry.

Tara Sivec

Tampons With Sayings #1131691
#18. I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.

Dana Gould

Tampons With Sayings #1165246
#19. Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

Kelly Ripa

Tampons With Sayings #1178680
#20. I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Jimmy Carr

Tampons With Sayings #1197849
#21. She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair

Jenny B. Jones

Tampons With Sayings #1355447
#22. She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate posthaste.

Alanea Alder

Tampons With Sayings #1446219
#23. Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and if I'll be able to find more.

Rick Yancey

Tampons With Sayings #1484183
#24. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears; he was aware of their existence, but he 'd never seen one in the wild, and didn't really care to.

John Green

Tampons With Sayings #1500121
#25. First the fact that the only items on open display seem to be tampons, breast pumps, and douches, making one feel as a female more soiled and wretched than even two thousand years of Catholic catechism could do.

Belle De Jour

Tampons With Sayings #1552524
#26. Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on her face wore the look of a woman who meant to use them, as advertised.

Lewis Nordan

Tampons With Sayings #1678669
#27. It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect.

Carolyn Lee Adams

Tampons With Sayings #1688387
#28. I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Jay Mohr

Tampons With Sayings #1703403
#29. So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons.

Rhiannon Frater

Tampons With Sayings #1712934
#30. Why was he opening the doors to my vanity? I kept my tampons down there! He could see them! They were right at the front for easy accessibility!

Kristen Ashley

Tampons With Sayings #1723585
#31. If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.)

R.S. Grey

Tampons With Sayings #1746268
#32. All we demand are the same rights as men, and slightly more stalls per restroom. And tampon machines. And those little things in the stalls so we can put our used tampons in them. And, okay, just go ahead and make the bathrooms out of tampons.

Susan B. Anthony

Tampons With Sayings #1796361
#33. The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Frank Zappa

Tampons With Sayings #1816143

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