Belle De Jour Quotes

#1. Hold on tightly - let go lightly - Author: Belle De Jour

#2. Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage. - Author: Belle De Jour

#3. In love: a momentary instance of bein almost interested in someone else as in oneself! - Author: Belle De Jour

#4. Sometimes I wonder if I met everyone in my life in the wrong order. - Author: Belle De Jour

#5. I decide to go out and spend all my money on underwear, then throw them about the room to
decide my fate like a satiny, lace-gusseted I Ching. Let the gods of Beau Bra decide. - Author: Belle De Jour

#6. Time is limited and some opportunities never repeat themselves. - Author: Belle De Jour

#7. Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is. - Author: Belle De Jour

#8. Don't ever turn down pleasure because you were afraid of what other people might say. - Author: Belle De Jour

#9. Having interests translates as confidence to do and be things on your own without expecting a man to do and be for you. And confidence is attractive. Not to mention independence. - Author: Belle De Jour

#10. Why fantasize about what you already experience? I go to the written word for places and faces that I don't get at home. Hot people in hot climates. Sex acts I can hardly imagine. Porn is about the unachievable ... and, therefore, the inherently desirable. - Author: Belle De Jour

#11. C is for Cash Only. I don't take cards. Where would I put the swipe machine? - Author: Belle De Jour

#12. First the fact that the only items on open display seem to be tampons, breast pumps, and douches, making one feel as a female more soiled and wretched than even two thousand years of Catholic catechism could do. - Author: Belle De Jour

#13. Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer - Author: Belle De Jour

#14. In a world of twelve-years-olds in sexy boots and nans in sparkly mini-dresses, the surest way to tell the prostitute walking into a hotel at Heathrow is to look for the lady in the designer suit. - Author: Belle De Jour