Skank Quotes

#1. Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore.

Larry Correia

#2. I sneezed again. I guess it took me this long to find out I was allergic to skank.

Karina Halle

#3. I was the kind of girl who had no latent skank huddling deep inside,

Kristen Ashley

#4. Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy

Christopher Moore

#5. Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

Emma Stone

#6. Gross. That girl is a slutty, slutty skank bag.

Shealy James

#7. You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down.

Christine Zolendz

#8. You might want to water your skank. She's looking pretty shallow.

Scott Tracey

#9. I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.

Jeaniene Frost

#10. It wasn't Adonis that she didn't trust. She did. It was these skank hoes she had to keep an eye on.

Em Wolf

#11. Yeah, I liked skank," he bit off. "Liked the taste. Wild, free, and easy. Went back for more. Repeatedly. But that was before I had my mouth between the legs of a lady. You get that, you don't go back.

Kristen Ashley

#12. I hold out my fist and knock on the glass. I watch Abram's brain process the sound, probably doesn't hear it very often unless he's got a late-night side-skank I'm unaware of, and he better not.

Jay Clark

#13. You have a girlfriend?" said Brian. "You never told us."
"I'm not going to tell you now either. Don't tell Mom and Dad, don't tell Jodie, don't tell Bren."
"Why not?" said Brian. "Mom and Dad would be thrilled. Unless she's some disgusting skank leading you down a sick and twisted path.

Caroline B. Cooney

#14. Ever since they invented Hello Kitty, the world hasn't been the same. You can safely chart the rise of The Culture of Cute since that flat-faced skank started showing up everywhere.

Celia Rivenbark

#15. And knowing my luck ... that'll be the Engineer sign for Your mom's a skank.

Karen Traviss

#16. God. It was like Idiot Skank and her sidekick, Skanky Moron do Denver.

Kristen Ashley

#17. What is your definition of skank?' I ask.
'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.

Megan McCafferty

#18. I believe her exact words were "Rip them balls right off that cock-sucker and shove 'em up his ass", followed by, "then that shit-for-brains wouldn't be fucking no more skank hoes on your watch again!" So you can see that I toned it down a bit.

Diane Rose Duffy

#19. I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting ... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass ... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

Chris Rock

#20. Instead I'm worried about my son being led astray by a harlot. A harlot named Brooklyn. Her parents probably named her that because skank was too obvious even though they know what her future career would be.

Tara Sivec

#21. if he was going to flirt so openly with a skank who wore enough hair spray to thin the ozone a good two inches, then he could have at it. I had better things to do with my time than watch him. For example, I needed to put the song "Jolene" on repeat and listen to it about a thousand times.

Darynda Jones

#22. You rock so, you rock so, you dip so, you dip so, you skank so, you skank so, and don't be no drag! You come so, you come so, for reggae is another bag!

Blake Lively

#23. She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild disgusted expression. Definitely smells like a skank ...

J.A. Redmerski

#24. You know nothing. You're nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage." "Say what?

Janet Evanovich

#25. That nasty, blonde, skank Hayley looked pleased with herself. Draped all over my boyfriend in her oh-so-trite, size negative-two, designer clothes. Her attitude matched the price tags.

Harriet Showman

#26. To whom much has been given, much is required.

Michael Eric Dyson

#27. Death does not frighten me, but dying obscurely and above all uselessly does.

Isabelle Eberhardt

#28. Every time I traveled to a new city, I would learn about local heroes I did not know about, and I would learn about their very impressive contribution to their cities.

Jimenez Lai

#29. You know what makes your heart swift, you know what makes your breath catch your throat, you know what makes your chest tight with anticipation. Go get that!

Sanjay Gupta

#30. I think it would be charitable to believe that he was mistaken about

L.M. Montgomery

#31. I am the elected president of Liberia, not Ellen Sirleaf. They stole my victory, and I am here to say loud and clear that I am the winner of the elections.

George Weah

#32. Today, the world looks to America for leadership. And America looks to its Corps of Marines.

Ronald Reagan

#33. The imagination is too often regarded merely as an indefinite, untraceable, indescribable something that does nothing but create fiction.

Napoleon Hill

#34. The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it looks back.

Karl Kraus