Top 13 Em Wolf Quotes
#1. Why couldn't she listen to him just once? Would it be that much of an insult to her feminist ancestors?
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#2. Text him and see what he's doing later.
Prob hanging out around the house.
Good. So he doesn't intend on going anywhere.
Why? Am I planning on drugging and kidnapping him?
We'll use that as a last resort.
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#3. He didn't believe in keeping leashes on pussy and expected the same courtesy in return. That was then. This was now.
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#4. Adonis watched her strut away, friend in tow, like a peacock with a stick wedged up its ass. Tessandra Scarlatti. He'd hoped in his absence, she'd fallen off the planet or died. Preferably both.
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#5. Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.
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#6. Adonis Benoit. What were his parents smoking when they named him? Talk about overly conceited. It was no wonder he had a penchant for megalomania.
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#7. Why the hell did she have to look like a centerfold piece for Maxim magazine? Who was she trying to impress? She already had him: hook, line, and sinker.
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#8. The worst that could happen is you two get into a fist fight, in which I will referee but secretly be in your corner.
Oh really?
Really. I'll even rub Vaseline on your face when he isn't looking.
What would I do without you?
You'll never know.
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#9. It wasn't Adonis that she didn't trust. She did. It was these skank hoes she had to keep an eye on.
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#10. If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.
What party?
Adonis, don't you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!
What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?
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#11. I've missed that mouth of yours.
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#12. Remember what I told you.
Pick up the food. Get him drunk. Wait until his guard is lowered, complain about it being too hot, and begin stripping.
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#13. Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole.
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