Restroom Quotes

#1. Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on.

Meghan Daum

#2. Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#3. Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

Marlo Thomas

#4. Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.

Katja Millay

#5. Annabeth looked at me. " We have to get out of here."
" You think I want to be in the girls' restroom?"
" I mean the ship, Percy! We have to get off the ship."
" Smells bad," Tyson agreed. " And dogs eat all the eggs. Annabeth is right. We must leave the restroom and the ship.

Rick Riordan

#6. Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.

Seanan McGuire

#7. that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.

Stuart Gibbs

#8. Show me a filthy public restroom and I'll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.

Lourd Ernest H. De Veyra

#9. A white American can orbit the earth, but a black American can't enter a restroom.

Ken Follett

#10. I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.

Lilith Saintcrow

#11. You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being.

Hillary Clinton

#12. Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

Billy Barty

#13. The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).

Rich Hall

#14. to be a gentleman and look good out there in the world. you should have to use the restroom every day more than 10 minutes before you go present yourself out there to the world

Mino

#15. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.

Tina Fey

#16. Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning
bolts that do six hundred damage? Does he get extra movement points for - "
"Nico, shut up!" Bianca put her hands to her face. "This is not your stupid Mythomagic game,
okay? There are no gods!

Rick Riordan

#17. All we demand are the same rights as men, and slightly more stalls per restroom. And tampon machines. And those little things in the stalls so we can put our used tampons in them. And, okay, just go ahead and make the bathrooms out of tampons.

Susan B. Anthony

#18. He had been humiliated and treated like the white trash he was. Under the bedsheet that hides the identity of every Ku Klux Klansman is a cretinous, vicious, and childlike human being whose last holdout is his whites-only restroom.

James Lee Burke

#19. Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

Tina Fey

#20. The victim had been John Lewis, the theology student. He had been attacked by thugs in a white restroom in Rock Hill, South Carolina.

Ken Follett

#21. I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

Danny McBride

#22. In the deserted men's restroom at the back of Middleton Community College, Sam Keller knelt on the tile, braced his hands against Keith Jameson's thighs, and broke his mother's heart.

Heidi Cullinan

#23. I think. Therefore, I am. I think."
- Anonymous

I found this written in tiny letters in the grout between the wall tiles above a urinal in a restroom at the University of Washington, circa 1980. I don't know if Descartes would have approved but I thought it was brilliant.

Gary Val Tenuta

#24. We don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon."
"You've got a magician named Mel?

Rick Riordan

#25. Merlin seemed really relaxed and lackadaisical for a cat who had just transported through a public restroom into Magic Central and been met by a ghoul at the door.

Elizabeth A. Reeves

#26. Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

Dane Cook

#27. I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said 'Deformed Man's Toilet,' that kind of thing.

David Henry Hwang

#28. You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Jeff Foxworthy

#29. You meet the guy and tell me you aren't going to hide in a plane restroom and whisper when you complain about him.

Alessandra Torre

#30. The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

Jessica Savitch

#31. Imagine what would have happened if you hadn't heard
her coming."
"Screw you," I growled, and grabbed his collar to drag
him out of the stall.
"In a public restroom, Ellie? Really? Didn't think you were
that kind of girl.

Courtney Allison Moulton

#32. I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

Lemony Snicket

#33. And then he spoke the very first words he'd ever spoken to me. His deep, rich voice dissolved my bones. I almost responded with "Of course I'll have sex with you before you sacrifice me to your gods." Then I realized he'd asked me where the restroom was.

Darynda Jones

#34. Psychologists suggest that when people are no longer in charge of basic elements of a situation (such as where they sit, or when they go to the restroom), they must give over some degree of control that they normally use to define their independence, and thus themselves.

Sally Hogshead

#35. One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

Zac Efron

#36. I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar.

Pawan Mishra

#37. No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I'm always up for clean, so if you want to pitch in, I've got Pine Sol and a sponge in my car ... It's that VW microbus parked next to the dumpster, and you don't need a key, just pull hard.

Pansy Schneider-Horst