Top 50 Reading Books Humor Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Reading Books Humor

#1. I think I'm going through a bit of ADD. I'm reading 3 books simultaneously and it's something that I don't recommend. It's like watching TV with two others who keep changing the channels...

S.J. Romero

#2. It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too challenging. Don't get me wrong - the humor and ideas are often sophisticated - but the books aren't hard to read. I wanted kids who hate reading to find these books irresistible.

Dav Pilkey

#3. I was behind, but now I'm below. Hopefully, they'll have books wherever I go ...

Carmen DeSousa

#4. I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says, 'That was a fine piece of music. I'll never listen to that again." But some people treat books that way. Not I!

Karen A. Wyle

#5. Winny didn't know what he would do without his books, except probably go berserk and start killing people and making ashtrays out of their skulls even though he didn't smoke and never would.

Dean Koontz

#6. There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.

Lauren Morrill

#7. If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.

Lemony Snicket

#8. Jane's stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn't know what to do with the people so she kills them off to get rid of them.
-Anne Shirley

L.M. Montgomery

#9. There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit.

Amber Sparks

#10. My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.

A. J. Jacobs

#11. They're book addicts.

Lemony Snicket

#12. I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters.

Anne Fadiman

#13. From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

#14. Every time I hear about somebody who wins a never-work-again sum in the lottery but keeps his or her day job I think, not a book person.

Amy Smith

#15. Who made you Queen of Literacy? Go sit in your car!

Jackson Pearce

#16. He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the birds. He had once nearly killed himself trying to read and ride a horse at the same time.

Katherine Rundell

#17. Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.

Pat Conroy

#18. That's my point: if you own thirty or more books, or you are reading any book at this moment, you may protest all you want, but you were born on the wrong continent.

Thomas Geoghegan

#19. Books are the safest and greatest mind-altering substances in the world. But be safe; don't read and drive.

H.E. Fairbanks

#20. I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

Steven Wright

#21. Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.

Alexander Theroux

#22. The spirits of the brain are directly connected to the testicles. This is why men who weary their imagination in books are less suitable for procreative functions ...

Louis De La Forge

#23. [A]s Agatha Swanburne once said, 'To be kept waiting is unfortunate, but to be kept waiting with nothing interesting to read is a tragedy of Greek proportions.

Maryrose Wood

#24. Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

#25. The more the merrier. so enjoy reading more books

Francine Pascal

#26. He kissed me for a long moment, holding my shoulders, perhaps to keep me from pressing my whole body against his. Then he tried to lift my bag.
"My God," he said. "What happened?"
"I found out one may check out twenty books at a time from the school library.

Laura Whitcomb

#27. I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#28. She 'didn't care much for reading', she said. Books were just a commodity that had to be produced, like jam or bootlaces.

George Orwell

#29. the book I was reading turned out to be crack

Elizabeth Norris

#30. Neither would you, had you grown up in a library of melodramatic romance novels.

Clementine Holzinger

#31. You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading ... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Steven Wright

#32. He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and seven nights.

Mark Jackman

#33. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

#34. Will!" Charlotte threw up her hands. "Why didn't you say so?"
"You know, the books on demon pox are in the library," Will said with an injured tone. "I wasn't preventing anyone from reading them

Cassandra Clare

#35. I do lend my books, but I have to be a bit selective because my marginalia are so incriminating.
Alison Bechdel

Leah Price

#36. The Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.

Jasper Fforde

#37. My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.

Nicholaa Spencer

#38. I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so damned unhappy, I'm so mad, and I don't know why. I feel like I'm putting on weight. I feel fat. I feel like I'm saving a lot of things, and I don't know what. I might even start reading books.

Ray Bradbury

#39. I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

Stephen Colbert

#40. That's it then. This is how it ends. I haven't even read Proust.

James Turner

#41. Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines, action adventure, and, yes, even websites. It's the pleasure of reading that counts; the focus will naturally broaden. A boy won't read shark books forever.

Jon Scieszka

#42. Of all the queer sources of romance, ours lay in the discovery that each was an addict of Boswell's Life of Johnson. H.E.G. had a first edition of the Journey to the Hebrides, which I coveted mightily. Why not acquire the book honorably, marry the man, and have it around the house?

Beatrice Fairfax

#43. That's the problem with this never-ending centipede of lemmings, Beck. You know they're all pussies, each and every one of 'em. They buy these books to get scared because their lives are too easy. How pathetic is that?

Caroline Kepnes