Top 100 Quotes About Zombie Apocalypse
#1. Don't they teach y'all anythin' in school these days?"
She frowned. Apparently they needed to improve the current How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse 101 courses.
Amy Cook
#2. All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
Taissa Farmiga
#3. Father's always saying that South Africa must be one of the best countries in the world for surviving a zombie apocalypse,' Megan says seriously. 'It's full of security estates and high fences.
Lily Herne
#4. I used to stay up all night playing 'Resident Evil 2,' and it wouldn't stop until the sun came up. Then I'd walk outside at dawn's first light, looking at the empty streets of London, and it was like life imitating art. It felt like I'd stepped into an actual zombie apocalypse.
Edgar Wright
#5. I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."
Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse.
Brynn Kelly
#6. A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.
Danai Gurira
#7. It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
Michele W. Miller
#8. I don't really believe there is a zombie apocalypse coming. But I'm terrified that I might be wrong.
Brian Malbon
#9. We need to put your sister in a glass case like Snow White," Colonel Hamilton said, his arms crossed. He was monitoring the radio chatter from the deck of a gunboat. "With a sign on it that says 'Break in the event of a zombie apocalypse.'
John Ringo
#10. Because we fear a zombie apocalypse? And we hope they're color-blind?
Chloe Neill
#11. Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.
J. Lynn
#12. Suddenly living in the Zombie apocalypse didn't feel like the seventh circle of hell It felt possible and full of potential
Rachel Higginson
#13. I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.
Jenna Fischer
#14. The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.
Justin Alcala
#15. And don't tell me that you were sick because no one is sick for two weeks and can't even make a phone call! Well, unless she's patient zero at the beginning of a zombie apocalypse.
Erin Watt
#16. This is the strange thing about life, when people are confronted, they all say that the truth is what they want but when the truth disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse that only wants to destroy civilization.
Leviak B. Kelly
#17. Anyway, I learned an important lesson from all of this: While gun ownership is
morally reprehensible in the civilized world, firepower is more or less
de rigeur in a zombie apocalypse.
John Green
#18. If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.
J. Cornell Michel
#19. Okay. You're stranded in a deserted train station during the zombie apocalypse. Quick, which book do you have with you?" "Hopefully The Zombie Survival Guide.
Aly Martinez
#20. The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity.
Bryant McGill
#21. I had spent hundreds of hours gazing out at the calm, conquered suburban landscape surrounding my school, silently yearning for the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse, a freak accident that would give me super powers, or perhaps the sudden appearance of a band of time-traveling kleptomaniac dwarves.
Ernest Cline
#22. We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.
Mira Grant
#23. That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse
Alison Kemper
#24. They all had their personal preferences when it came to guns, but they all adhered to the motto that many was sufficient but more was even better. If the zombie apocalypse ever occurred, they were definitely prepared.
Maya Banks
#25. My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.
Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)
Graham Parke
#26. I swear to God, after the zombie apocalypse the only thing left on the planet will be cockroaches and Moose," I told Mom one night after she managed to back into a light pole at the restaurant and drive away with not even a dent in the bumper.
Mom shushed me at the time. "He'll hear you!
Katie Klein
#27. None of my remedial education classes covered how to escape in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Mira Grant
#28. Hope flickered in my chest. 'Do you think they'll stop this... zombie-apocalypse-in-the-making if they realize I'm back on Team Not-Insane?
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#29. So your shopping list for the zombie apocalypse is smokes, beer, and guns?
Mike Evans
#30. Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.
St. Sukie De La Croix
#31. In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen.
Chandler Riggs
#32. Well," I said. "If we keep running, maybe we'll find a big red button that says PRESS HERE IN CASE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE." "Oh, good," Sig said. "I was afraid you hadn't thought this through either.
Elliott James
#33. Secretary of Defense once said, "You go to the zombie apocalypse with the tech you have not the tech you want." Of course Donald Rumsfeld didn't say exactly that, but the meaning is similar.
Perry Kivolowitz
#34. Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.
Elon Musk
#35. Holy shit." Rehv shook his head and muttered, "Now we know what the zombie apocalypse looks like.
J.R. Ward
#36. I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.
Joel Madden
#37. Some of the key components, we wanted it to be so far into the future that you weren't talking about our time. I was joking that the AMC cinematic universe is after the zombie apocalypse by hundreds and hundreds of years.
Alfred Gough
#38. I'd like political candidates to present their prep plans for the zombie apocalypse, or for the robot revolution, or for when the Internet becomes self-aware, because at least then the debates would be more interesting.
Jenny Lawson
#39. No," I agreed. "The zombie apocalypse is still a few years off, right?"
"That's up to you to decide. Tell you what, we'll do it for fun someday when you're really bored.
Cait Reynolds
#40. If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.
Scott Weiland
#41. Posthumous retention of copyright is really a gangrenous foot-in-the-door for the coming zombie apocalypse. And who in tarnation really wants that?
Pansy Schneider-Horst
#42. Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
Jesse Petersen
#43. There's a lot of speculation on what the zombie apocalypse thing means. I have a feeling that it's kind of an expression of our subconscious fears. I think we know that something big and impossible - some enormous crash, equalizing crash, whatever - may be coming around the corner.
Mark Pellegrino
#44. You'll be careful out there?" Ethan asked. A line of worry appeared between his eyes. "I will. But we're just going for pizza. And Luc knows where I'll be, just in case of a zombie apocalypse.
Chloe Neill
#45. There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable to enumerate the rules of his grandparents' faith, if he knows them.
Amity Shlaes
#46. Seriously though, it did not seem fair that the further into the Zombie Apocalypse we walked, the scruffy-boy thing got sexier while the shaggy-girl thing basically de-evolved society.
Rachel Higginson
#47. I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.
Amanda Mosher
#48. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo!
Jennifer Rush
#49. Before I can answer, the horde descends on him. It's scarier than a zombie apocalypse.
"Shit," he mutters.
"Oh my God, I love ketchup too!" a girl squeals at the bottle in his hand. "We have so much in common!
Miranda Kenneally
#50. Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
Shannon Jaeger
#51. You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.
Stacy Buck
#52. Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.
Jesse Petersen
#53. Zombies don't bother me, sir," Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir.
John Ringo
#54. Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.
Jesse Petersen
#55. Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.
Andrew Cormier
#56. Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?
Alison Kemper
#57. The book of war, the one we've been writing since one ape slapped another, was completely useless in this situation. We had to write a new one from scratch.
Max Brooks
#58. Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.
Forrest Carr
#59. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
Jesse Petersen
#60. It ain't how hard you are when you're standing over top of someone that really matters. It's how hard you are when someone's standing over top of you that shows what you're made of.
Cedric Nye
#61. Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.
Jesse Petersen
#62. Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.
Jesse Petersen
#63. No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think.
Patricia Hamill
#64. Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
Jesse Petersen
#67. I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.
Andrew Cormier
#68. The guns and the eyes of the guard were facing inwards, not outwards, an observation that made little sense and was disregarded at the time.
Patricia Hamill
#69. I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.
Cedric Nye
#70. The nurse snorted, and said. "All men are pigs."
"Not all men." Jango said. "Some of the men are zombies.
Cedric Nye
#71. Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.
Stacy Buck
#72. I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.
Cedric Nye
#73. One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
Frank Tayell
#75. If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.
G.G. Silverman
#76. What's more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones?
Forrest Carr
#77. If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been a
fantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.
Alison Kemper
#78. If you don't know a name, you can't be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost.
Patricia Hamill
#79. S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
Alison Kemper
#81. If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.
Cedric Nye
#82. He first noticed it on the plane ride. There was an odor about her and it was becoming more pronounced with each passing hour. It was like the smell of rotting meat.
Joseph M. Chiron
#83. All that ran through my mind at her suggesstion was running through the park with a ton of turned Disney Princesses and the three little pigs hot on our trail.
Patricia Hamill
#84. If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?
Alison Kemper
#86. I've been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?
Tahnee Fritz
#88. When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.
Unknown
#89. Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
Jesse Petersen
#90. Powell's face appeared on screen. "It's true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy," she said, looking thoughtful. "But that doesn't mean they're wrong.
Forrest Carr
#91. I never used to run before this, never wanted to and never had the time to. Now, I run nearly every day.
Patricia Hamill
#94. Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.
Isaac Marion
#95. The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.
Jesse Petersen
#96. She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper.
Cedric Nye
#98. Presents? Cake? I could use a new bat, maybe some good work boots or running shoes.
Patricia Hamill
#99. Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.
Jesse Petersen
#100. Have you considered that maybe this is the birth of a new world, that what happens next is a golden opportunity to change the nature of man in a fundamental way?"
"Those are brave words, Tiresias."
"New parents can't afford to be anything but brave, Eddie.
Joe McKinney
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