Top 16 Graham Parke Quotes
#1. Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring back at me.
I've probably seen too many Hollywood movies to have any hopes of ever cultivating a healthy relationship with the underside of my bed.
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#2. Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.
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#3. Sometimes I'm so smart, I almost feel like a real person.
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#4. The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn't even check for traffic. There wasn't any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.
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#5. I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.
Survival strategies for the 21st century.
Graham Parke
#6. Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.
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#7. I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.
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#8. My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.
Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)
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#9. Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.
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#10. I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.
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#11. I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg.
I felt dirty and stupid.
Graham Parke
#12. I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.
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#13. Every once in a while you come across a novel that reminds you why you think you enjoy reading in the first place.
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#14. I'm not sure my belly button is exactly in the middle. I wonder what that means..
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#15. It's finally happened; scientists claim to have discovered the very first person in history who doesn't like french fries.
Just imagine the implications!
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#16. Do you ever feel that everything would be okay, if only you had an Irish accent?
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