Andrew Cormier Quotes

#1. Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.

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#2. I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.

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#3. My name is one best whispered in terror in a dark corner.

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#4. Even the worst humans in the history of the world didn't grow up thinking, "I hope I slaughter an entire race of people when I'm an adult".

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#5. I declare this man a saint!

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#6. No one wants to sit through a drawn-out tale any more than they want a third nipple

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#7. As the days went by, my frustration festered like an outhouse during a Jamaican summer.

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#8. The world was left in complete devastation but I ruled most of what remained

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#9. At first, many people infected with the zombie virus experienced similar symptoms to Ebola.

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#10. In order to create a new world, we must first destroy the old one.

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#11. His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.

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#12. If it wasn't for insomnia, I'd never get anything done.

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#13. I didn't smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.

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#14. Now that's a true bitch, but that's Hell for you.

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#15. If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.

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#16. With timid curiosity, I asked, what do you mean the old bodies get reused?

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#17. Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.

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#18. It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever.

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#19. I stuck one of my backpack straps into my mouth and bit down on it. I knew that no matter what I did, my attempt at playing doctor was going to f**king hurt, but I didn't feel like dying here.

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