Top 60 Quotes For A Zombie Apocalypse
#1. Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
Shannon Jaeger
#2. You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.
Stacy Buck
#3. Father's always saying that South Africa must be one of the best countries in the world for surviving a zombie apocalypse,' Megan says seriously. 'It's full of security estates and high fences.
Lily Herne
#4. I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."
Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse.
Brynn Kelly
#5. Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.
Andrew Cormier
#6. The book of war, the one we've been writing since one ape slapped another, was completely useless in this situation. We had to write a new one from scratch.
Max Brooks
#7. A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.
Danai Gurira
#8. I don't really believe there is a zombie apocalypse coming. But I'm terrified that I might be wrong.
Brian Malbon
#9. We need to put your sister in a glass case like Snow White," Colonel Hamilton said, his arms crossed. He was monitoring the radio chatter from the deck of a gunboat. "With a sign on it that says 'Break in the event of a zombie apocalypse.'
John Ringo
#10. Because we fear a zombie apocalypse? And we hope they're color-blind?
Chloe Neill
#11. Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.
J. Lynn
#12. I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.
Andrew Cormier
#13. I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.
Jenna Fischer
#14. I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.
Cedric Nye
#15. And don't tell me that you were sick because no one is sick for two weeks and can't even make a phone call! Well, unless she's patient zero at the beginning of a zombie apocalypse.
Erin Watt
#16. Anyway, I learned an important lesson from all of this: While gun ownership is
morally reprehensible in the civilized world, firepower is more or less
de rigeur in a zombie apocalypse.
John Green
#17. If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.
J. Cornell Michel
#18. Okay. You're stranded in a deserted train station during the zombie apocalypse. Quick, which book do you have with you?" "Hopefully The Zombie Survival Guide.
Aly Martinez
#19. I had spent hundreds of hours gazing out at the calm, conquered suburban landscape surrounding my school, silently yearning for the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse, a freak accident that would give me super powers, or perhaps the sudden appearance of a band of time-traveling kleptomaniac dwarves.
Ernest Cline
#20. If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been a
fantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.
Alison Kemper
#21. If you don't know a name, you can't be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost.
Patricia Hamill
#22. S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
Alison Kemper
#23. All that ran through my mind at her suggesstion was running through the park with a ton of turned Disney Princesses and the three little pigs hot on our trail.
Patricia Hamill
#24. If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?
Alison Kemper
#25. I've been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?
Tahnee Fritz
#26. When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.
Unknown
#27. Powell's face appeared on screen. "It's true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy," she said, looking thoughtful. "But that doesn't mean they're wrong.
Forrest Carr
#28. Presents? Cake? I could use a new bat, maybe some good work boots or running shoes.
Patricia Hamill
#29. Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.
Jesse Petersen
#30. I swear to God, after the zombie apocalypse the only thing left on the planet will be cockroaches and Moose," I told Mom one night after she managed to back into a light pole at the restaurant and drive away with not even a dent in the bumper.
Mom shushed me at the time. "He'll hear you!
Katie Klein
#31. Have you considered that maybe this is the birth of a new world, that what happens next is a golden opportunity to change the nature of man in a fundamental way?"
"Those are brave words, Tiresias."
"New parents can't afford to be anything but brave, Eddie.
Joe McKinney
#32. None of my remedial education classes covered how to escape in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Mira Grant
#33. The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.
Joseph M. Chiron
#34. Contrary to popular belief," Gretchen grumbled. "It's creepy to watch a girl while she sleeps."
Clint shrugged and smiled. "Sorry, I guess I should've just woken you up.
Aria Kane
#35. God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet.
Forrest Carr
#36. I once fed a dog-fight operator to the dogs he had abused for so long, and do you want to know something? It felt so good. It was justice, girl. The fucking law never gave a shit about a victim, but justice is all heart.
Cedric Nye
#37. We're not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We're completely beyond that - both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, 'living.' Some life, huh? But it's the only life we could ever possibly live if we want to stay alive another day. It's our life that terrifies me.
Bryant A. Loney
#38. In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen.
Chandler Riggs
#39. I don't want to hear music, I don't want the sunrise to be pink. The world is a liar. Its ugliness is overwhelming; the scraps of beauty make it worse.
Isaac Marion
#40. His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.
Andrew Cormier
#41. Well," I said. "If we keep running, maybe we'll find a big red button that says PRESS HERE IN CASE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE." "Oh, good," Sig said. "I was afraid you hadn't thought this through either.
Elliott James
#42. Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.
Elon Musk
#43. We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve.
Stephen Jones
#44. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.
J. Cornell Michel
#45. I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.
Joel Madden
#46. But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon.
Jake Bible
#47. I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
G.G. Silverman
#48. No," I agreed. "The zombie apocalypse is still a few years off, right?"
"That's up to you to decide. Tell you what, we'll do it for fun someday when you're really bored.
Cait Reynolds
#49. If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.
Scott Weiland
#50. If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.--Catherine
Chris Pavesic
#51. Mia,' she whispered. I turned around. 'What?' I whispered back.
She smiled at me a little. 'LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!' she shouted, then spun around and ran toward the Z's in the lighting section.
John Green
#52. Posthumous retention of copyright is really a gangrenous foot-in-the-door for the coming zombie apocalypse. And who in tarnation really wants that?
Pansy Schneider-Horst
#53. Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit a message?
Patricia Hamill
#54. There's a lot of speculation on what the zombie apocalypse thing means. I have a feeling that it's kind of an expression of our subconscious fears. I think we know that something big and impossible - some enormous crash, equalizing crash, whatever - may be coming around the corner.
Mark Pellegrino
#55. You'll be careful out there?" Ethan asked. A line of worry appeared between his eyes. "I will. But we're just going for pizza. And Luc knows where I'll be, just in case of a zombie apocalypse.
Chloe Neill
#56. Do you have a credit card or something?" I ask because who wouldn't have a credit card handy during the zombie fucking apocalypse.
Courtney Summers
#57. I killed a couple of people," Scooter said. "Wanna play cards?
Forrest Carr
#58. There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable to enumerate the rules of his grandparents' faith, if he knows them.
Amity Shlaes
#59. Nowdays, Rosie the Rivetere was a former soccer mom who had just opened her own catering business when Last Night came down and her husband and kids were eaten by a parking attendant at the local megamall's discount- appliance emporium.
Colson Whitehead
#60. Before I can answer, the horde descends on him. It's scarier than a zombie apocalypse.
"Shit," he mutters.
"Oh my God, I love ketchup too!" a girl squeals at the bottle in his hand. "We have so much in common!
Miranda Kenneally
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