Top 56 Quotes About Vaginas
#1. Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
Dave Attell
#2. They don't bar vaginas at the door, Shelly. It'll be fun. Come on. Please?
Kim Holden
#4. They were looking at videos, and the woman was giggling quietly, as they often do in porn stores, unable to believe what they're seeing, the monuments men have built to vaginas and to the very notion of sex.
Drew Nellins Smith
#5. I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.
Jenny Slate
#6. And the scary hairy vaginas in vacuum sealed packages!" "And the pee-in-your-ass-douches!
Lucian Bane
#7. It's kind of like wearing a baseball cup. I want to call it the Mangina." "That's a good name for it ... Where are the other vaginas you made?" Chandler brought over to me a plastic bag and dumped out all the failed vaginas on to his drafting table.
Jonathan Ames
#8. It's a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct
"Darling, could you stroke my vagina?"
you kill the act right there. I'm worried about vaginas, what we call them and don't call them.
Eve Ensler
#9. Indra Haiku
Diddling Ahala,
Indra, the Thousand-Eyed God,
flecked with vaginas.
Beryl Dov
#10. Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
K.F. Germaine
#11. I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!
Ilana Glazer
#12. Generally speaking, I'm much more in favour of penises entering vaginas than axes entering skulls. But the world seems to accept the violence a lot easier than the sex.
George R R Martin
#13. When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".
Robert Clark
#14. You're all full of bullsh*t. In the last couple of months, I've had to listen to the three of you talk about your feelings more than a damn talk show. I swear you've all grown vaginas.
Lexi Blake
#15. There's this great big world out there where women are valued for more than their vaginas," she
Kim Holden
#16. One - about cigarettes - I was pleased to see that anticigarette ad on the back issue of Hustler. I'm more offended by seeing ads for cigarettes in magazines than pictures of vaginas, because one kills and the other gives life - and I think that's an important difference.
Paul Krassner
#17. I bet you're worried. I was worried. I was worried about vaginas. I was worried about what we think about vaginas, and even more worried that we don't think about them.
Eve Ensler
#18. You don't spend much. And you have a penis. Penises earn more income than vaginas.
Nola Sarina
#19. You make my vagina all melty,
wait no!
You make my belly all melty. My vaginas hot!
Lola Stark
#20. Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas.
Howard Stern
#22. Women make men their slaves in return for the occasional use of their vaginas. It's an unspoken barter system and it's flawless.
Jack Dancer
#23. A pair of predatory-looking Christian Scientists were edging toward a trio of young office techs who wore idealized holographic vaginas on their wrists, wet pink glittering under the harsh lighting. The
William Gibson
#24. He never got a really proper look at them, but the situation told him it must be a swarming flock of vaginas that flew all around his head, biting him toothlessly on his ears and his cheeks and his neck.
Chris Adrian
#26. Jake and Chris talk through art and discover they have so much in common it's amazing. Like, They Could Be Boyfriends If They Didn't Like Vaginas So Much Amazing.
Courtney Summers
#27. So what's this about a book club? You girls sit around, reading dirty books, fanning each other's vaginas? Because if so, count me in!
Jay McLean
#28. COLBIE: He's a man, and they're not smart like us card-carrying vaginas. I think the penis distract them too much, yet they still managed to invent airplanes and TV. Give the guy a break.
Bijou Hunter
#29. You try and live your life as normally as possible and if someone invents a rumor that I have two vaginas, so be it. There's nothing I can do about it.
Michael Vartan
#30. You know what makes no sense? A bunch of penises making choices for vaginas. That's like interviewing a turtle on the struggles of being a dolphin. We
Luvvie Ajayi
#31. Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
Eugene Mirman
#32. What's so beautiful about girls?" I would implore.
And the secret society of adults would reply with a smirk and wink as if I was merely a boy who couldn't possibly have the mental maturity to comprehend such grown-up concepts as love and bleeding vaginas; "You'll understand someday, James.
Jake Vander Ark
#33. If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina's mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I'd be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.
Jenny Lawson
#34. We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head.
Doug Benson
#35. It's not that bikini waxing is a foreign concept to me, but . . . I mean, I guess it kind of is. Like, it's one of those girl habits that's so far beyond me, it makes me feel like a different species. Do boys require hairless vaginas? Is this a known thing?
Becky Albertalli
#37. Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them.
Emma Chase
#38. I loved Jerry, and I wanted to have his baby." She laughed. "This was before women started looking at their vaginas in hand mirrors and Gloria Steinem told us we could be more than just mothers.
Michael Thomas Ford
#39. I'm not advocating for no guns. I like mine and am not about to give them up. But in this country, my uterus is more regulated than my guns. Birth control and reproductive health services are harder to get than bullets. What is that about? Guns don't kill people - vaginas do?
Shannyn Moore
#40. No," I say. "Actually, the first time I saw one in real life, I thought of the Great Pit of Carkoon in Return of the Jedi." "OK, well, I officially take back my previous comment about you knowing a thing or two about vaginas." "Understandable." "What
Matthew Norman
#41. I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas
a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them
like the Bermunda Triangle.
Eve Ensler
#42. Not discussing it with you dude because: a) We don't have vaginas, and b) You're a dumb-ass.
Scarlett Cole
#43. When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
Chris Hardwick
#44. Women might just have something to contribute to civilization other than their vaginas.
Christopher Buckley
#45. They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
Jim Norton
#46. Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women.
Victoria Dahl
#47. So many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ... very rare! in the last five hundred million years too many cocks and gastric tubes to count ... but hearts? ... on your fingers! ...
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
#48. You can't breathe for sheer revulsion when you keep finding the bodies of women with bamboo poles thrust up their vaginas. Even old women over 70 are constantly being raped.
John Rabe
#49. Inside, the two men holed up in Donald's office for a few minutes, where apparently no vaginas were invited.
Jill Shalvis
#50. Women secretly love to talk about their vaginas. They get very excited, mainly because no one has ever asked them before.
Eve Ensler
#51. By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.
John Mayer
#52. A trio of young office techs who wore idealized holographic vaginas on their wrists, wet pink glittering under the harsh lighting.
William Gibson
#53. I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished.
David Burr Gerrard
#54. I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
Boy George
#56. He turns to me with open arms - expecting a hug of course. Because I have a vagina.
...
penises shake hands, vaginas hug. Not this one, buddy.
Emma Chase
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