David Burr Gerrard Quotes

#1. All nineteen-year-old males are children who are men capable of war.

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#2. Don't go to the protest. Go out and get laid. Unless you're going to the protest to get laid.

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#3. The problem with freedom is that when people have it, they do what they want to.

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#4. He says that politics is a waste of time. Politics are? Politics is? Anyway, a waste of time. He says you should focus on your own sexual gratification.

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#5. Human beings are terrible things, Arthur.

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#6. Don't you wonder sometimes," Miranda asked, "whether women have all the power or no power at all?

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#7. Journalists of late seem too eager to change the world in various ways; the point is to describe it, accurately and carefully.

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#8. See," Miranda said, "this is the truth." Sitting in class one morning, I found her pubic hair in my teeth.

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#9. That's what nobody admits about men, how needy they are.

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#10. Subtle! Subtlety is bourgeois. Brecht us that when he popped drama's cherry. He fucked drama until it stopped being subtle, like a lady, and started being useful, like a whore.

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#11. Saddam probably had weapons of mass destruction, and even if he didn't, he was a weapon of mass destruction. A guy I dated my senior year made a lot of jokes about his own weapon of mass destruction, and I was more interested in the guy than I was in the war.

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#12. I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished.

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#13. Once you've gotten used to a certain kind of smell from a certain kind of flesh, whether it's a lover or a rotting corpse, you long for it when it's not around. Or maybe it's just me.

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#14. Christianity has always been the Gestapo of desire, since long, long before there was a Gestapo. Instead of Jews to hate, Christianity has desire. Though I guess Christianity has Jews, too. In any case, all the ovens in the world can't incinerate desire.

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#15. Genocide, as many have noted, is a form of community-building.

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#16. Arthur, do you think the fall of the Wall means anything? Do you think that this means that even one fewer body will burn?

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#17. Praising heroes who slay monsters is a writer's most ancient task.

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#18. That was what maturity was: accepting things. The more things you accepted, the more mature you were.

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#19. There was too much protection in a drone, protection that was also a denial of one's own humanity, very much like the protection offered by a burqa.

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#20. To talk about something is the first step toward invading it.

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#21. I was afraid you would deny me three times before your cock grows.

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#22. The twentieth will be a short century," he said. "Either we or the Soviets will launch the missiles before long, and all the lies will be burned away.

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#23. You could fling open every closet of regret and desire in yourself and the people you loved, and still there would be one closet you missed, and crouched in that closet, never to see the dark of day, would be your most crucial self.

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#24. Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.

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#25. All across the region the sexual revolution would arrive by tank.

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#26. I think that we were both wrong. I think that Arthur had sex with his sister to create a short century."
"Daddy, what are you talking about?"
"He was trying to end something, and by ending it start something totally new.

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