Top 16 Robert Clark Quotes
#1. Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your body, you have everything necessary to build what you need now.
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#2. People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
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#3. The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.
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#4. I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.
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#5. I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not; women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge.
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#6. Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?
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#7. Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.
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#8. I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
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#9. When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".
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#10. I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and let's have a fuck.
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#11. I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins ... you should be shot in the head.
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#12. I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me "smoking can cause fatal lung cancer".
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#13. I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.
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#14. Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.
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#15. Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
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#16. My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my dying. So i went downstairs, picked up a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and showed her what real fear was.
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