Top 63 Howard Stern Quotes
#2. I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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#3. Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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#4. There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.
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#6. I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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#7. I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
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#8. It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
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#9. I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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#10. We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
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#11. This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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#12. My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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#13. Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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#14. There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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#15. I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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#17. I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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#18. I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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#19. Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
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#20. Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low.
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#21. Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air.
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#22. I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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#23. I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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#24. 'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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#25. What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!
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#26. I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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#27. These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.
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#28. Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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#30. We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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#31. I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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#33. I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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#34. I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.
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#35. I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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#36. My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection.
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#37. I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.
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#38. I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
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#39. I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
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#40. It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
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#41. I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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#42. I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
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#43. You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
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#44. I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
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#45. I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.
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#46. If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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#48. I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.
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#50. I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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#52. I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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#53. And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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#54. I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
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#55. Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas.
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#56. Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
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#57. When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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#58. Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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#59. We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff.
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#60. I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
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#62. Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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#63. Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
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