The Tooth Fairy Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 46 famous quotes and sayings about the tooth fairy to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 46 Quotes About The Tooth Fairy

#1. I used to have the 'Best Of Eddie Murphy' VHS tape that I wore out completely, watching it over and over again. His 'Buckwheat Sings' is, to this day, one of my all-time favorite sketches on the show. I also loved the one where he plays the Tooth Fairy. - Author: Taran Killam
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#2. I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like "Why does someone want my teeth?". - Author: Guillermo Del Toro
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#3. Then, if we really want our celestial neighbors to know how far we have progressed intelectually, we should have included pictures of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy - Author: Carl Sagan
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#4. You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any economist's analysis. - Author: Thomas Sowell
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#5. Personally, I think that the concept of an old white guy with a beard in a red coat coming down a chimney in the middle of the night or a fairy with a tooth fetish sliding things under my pillow while I sleep would be way freakier, but no, for kids it's monsters. Monsters - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#6. I LOVE HORSES!' shrieked the Tooth Fairy over his shoulder. - Author: Graham Joyce
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#7. God and heaven lasted about four years longer than the Tooth Fairy - Author: Stephen King
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#8. We were innocent victims. (Angelia)
Yeah, and I'm the tooth fairy. (Bride) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#9. Some of what we learned early on turned out to be true (the earth is round; if you want a friend be a friend; cleanliness is next to impossible) and some of it turned out to be false (Santa Claus; the Tooth Fairy; Kansas is more fun than Oz). - Author: Peter McWilliams
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#10. At "tooth fairy," Sophie popped her head out the door. "I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with! - Author: Christopher Moore
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#11. I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful. - Author: Julie Burchill
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#12. Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that. - Author: William Weld
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#13. As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen. - Author: Chris Van Allsburg
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#14. Because obviously the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist. If only life were that great
instead of burnt flesh and turning into ash we had money-giving fairies, bunnies laying pink eggs, and fat men coming down my chimney bearing presents ... - Author: Christina Channelle
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#15. If you believe that the dollars made by the pharmaceutical industry are plowed back into research that leads to better and better medications, you probably believe in the tooth fairy as well. - Author: Mark Vonnegut
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#16. Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt - Author: Big L
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#17. Lust is a master showman who disguises himself as love, and love is a mythical creature who keeps habitat with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and other lies we have been fed. - Author: Eric Jerome Dickey
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#18. I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. - Author: Dolly Parton
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#19. OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. - Author: Linus Torvalds
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#20. You can make a child believe a lot of things. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny ... just about anything really, except love. You cannot make a child believe you love him if you don't - Author: Samantha Sotto
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#21. I absolutely believed when I was young because the Tooth Fairy was always good to me. The Tooth Fairy generally left me a dollar or two dollars and, as a kid, that was a lot of money. - Author: Dwayne Johnson
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#22. The old man may have had all his own teeth, but only because no one else could possibly have wanted them; just one of them, placed under the pillow, would have made the Tooth Fairy hand in its wand. - Author: Anonymous
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#23. Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you. - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#24. Maybe that was why I wanted to slap so many of the zombies; they had no idea how freaking lucky they were. Lucky and ignorant, happy little rich kids who believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy and thought that life was supposed to be fair. - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#25. How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18 ... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. - Author: Bo Burnham
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#26. For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#27. Rather than say he's an atheist, a friend of mine says, 'I'm a tooth fairy agnostic,' meaning he can't disprove God but thinks God is about as likely as the tooth fairy. - Author: Richard Dawkins
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#28. Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let you down. - Author: Melissa Tagg
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#29. In some aspects of alternative medicine we are fighting an almost medieval belief in magic but debunking such beliefs is like telling people that the tooth fairy is sniffing glue. - Author: John Diamond
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#30. Attracting loyal customers based on price is like believing in the tooth fairy. - Author: Colin Myles
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#31. Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There's no such place. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#32. How is it possible that our parents lied to us?"
"Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that ... "
"Everythings going to be alright. - Author: Brian K. Vaughan
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#33. Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. - Author: John Cena
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#34. Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow. - Author: Cynthia Lewis
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#35. It's an economy based on the tooth fairy. - Author: Greg Gutfeld
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#36. We have believed in any number of things - the tooth fairy, cold fusion, and benefits of smoking, the free lunch - that turn out not to exist. We all subscribe to preposterous beliefs; we just don't know yet which ones they are. - Author: Stacy Schiff
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#37. Adults trying to protect children from reality, right? And adults always trying to fill children with fantasy - the tooth fairy, Santa, make-believe games, etc. But kids are really smart, I think they know from an early age about death, this void and hole they are immediately traveling toward. - Author: Shane Warren Jones
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#38. So you don't really believe in love? I whispered. How could this be? I was crushed. It was like finding out the truth about Santa Claus and the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny in one sitting. - Author: Robin Palmer
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#39. According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy is so bad that even make-believe people are feeling the pinch. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#40. Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class of kindergartners. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#41. She paused in the doorway, tipping her head to consider Brittany, who only glared. "You're right. I think most girls don't look like the tooth fairy dresses them every day. - Author: Wendy Knight
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#42. Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else.
Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs. - Author: Heather Brewer
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#43. I always thought what if you took a myth of childhood like the tooth fairy and made it a central scary thing. We did it on Hellboy and we did it on 'Don't be afraid of the dark'. - Author: Guillermo Del Toro
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#44. Kids delight in 'magical thinking', whether in the form of the Tooth Fairy or the saints: whether you see these as comforting lies or eternal verities, they are part of how we help kids make sense of the world. - Author: Emma Donoghue
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#45. What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#46. Now that I can see it's the queen's new clothes Now that I can hear all your poison prose Now that I can talk with my tongue unfroze I'm not so sure of Santa or the buck tooth fairy There are no words for me inside your dictionary - Author: Andy Partridge
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