Top 77 Heather Brewer Quotes
#1. People says it gets easier. People are stupid.
-Vlad
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#3. Henry dropped his voice to a horrifed, but confused, whisper. "A knife? Or a dagger?" ... Vlad wrinkled his forehead in uncertainty. "What's the difference?"Henry shrugged as if it were obvious. "One's for eating; one's for stabbing.
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#4. Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.
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#5. If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.
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#6. What are we going to blow up?"
Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid ... you just said my seven favorite words.
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#7. If I ever find you lurking about in my thoughts again, Vlad, I will be most displeased. You stay out of my mind, and I'll sty out of yours. Agreed?
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#9. Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
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#10. Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.
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#12. Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.
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#13. It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.
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#14. Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.
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#15. Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.
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#16. Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.
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#17. If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.
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#18. To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.
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#19. They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.
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#20. I swallowed hard. It was my life. And it was my choice how I decided to live it.
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#21. Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.
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#22. A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.
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#23. Some grown-ups could be so inherently stupid. Try banning homework sometime. You might see those straight A's so many parents long for.
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#24. Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else.
Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.
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#25. Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.
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#26. The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.
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#27. Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.
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#28. It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.
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#29. There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.
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#31. Because all endings have a certain a certain amount of pain, just as all beginnings contain a certain amount of joy.
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#32. Some of you may think I'm a freak. While others may think I'm intriguing. Hot, some might say
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#33. So what do we do?"
"We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.
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#34. Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another.
pg 69 Tomas to Vlad
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#35. Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.
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#36. Let's go eat turkey before I beat the crap put of my cousin.
The way he said it, Vlad wasn't sure if Henry wanted to eat instead of beating Joss to a pulp, or if he just didn't want to do it on an empty stomach.
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#38. Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls."
"I'm not talking about your mom,dork.
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#39. Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.
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#40. Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius."
pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss
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#41. We were the new people here. We weren't part of their group. We had to prove ourselves.
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#42. So with nothing to do but algebra, Vlad settled down in front of the television with controller in hand.
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#44. Morning, sunshine."
Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid."
"Pardon me?"
"Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?
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#45. Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!
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#46. A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn't sure at all that he would ever understand them.
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#47. Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.
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#48. Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.
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#49. This is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod
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#50. It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.
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#51. Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.
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#52. Do you know how big snakes get? Or how many grains of sand are in the deserts? Or what lurks at the bottoms of the oceans' floors?" ...
"No."
"Well, if you can't answer those simple scientific queries, then what makes you think that mankind is smart enough to discover vampirekind's existence?
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#54. I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?
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#55. The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.
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#56. Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
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#57. According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".
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#58. I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.
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#59. I drive well!
Says who your mom?
No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.
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#60. Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.
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#61. Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
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#62. Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
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#63. Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on ... nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.
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#64. Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.
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#65. Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.
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#67. Putting a body in a box as a keepsake for mortals to cling to long after everything that was that person is gone - it turns my stomach. Graveyards are for the living, not the dead.
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#68. If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.
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#69. People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.
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#70. Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
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#71. Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
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#72. Live and everyone would die. Die and everyone would live. It seemed like such a simple choice. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
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#74. When the three of them stepped inside, they were greeted by the Muzak version of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance. Vlad and Henry exchanged looks of horror, and Vlad sighed. "Is nothing sacred?
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#75. Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.
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#76. A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are
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#77. She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen." ... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do."
pg267 October to Vlad
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