Top 73 Quotes About Sass
#1. Because if you fidget or wriggle or squirm or sass me or get an answer wrong, I'll wiggle my ears - (Wiggles her ears: they vibrate dramatically. MYRON and BEBE duck under their desks) MYRON and BEBE: NO! MRS. GORF: --stick out my tongue and turn you into apples!
Louis Sachar
#2. Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)
Douglas Adams
#3. I think most people write from what they see in their own world, which is maybe why we so often see an African-American woman as the best friend, or the one you bring in when you need some sass. It's like we're put in a box.
Tika Sumpter
#6. Mama only snorted. A terse, ironic half laugh, the kind of angry chortle that powered Mama through her daily drudgery, as if it were the exhaust from an internal engine that runs on pure sass.
Stefan Merrill Block
#7. I suppose we all have our quirks." Her gaze travels over my outfit as she says "quirks." I'm in my usual hacker chic outfit I wear on jobs, lots of tight black everything, punk meets goth, short on class and full of sass. Because fuck you, that's why.
J.T. Geissinger
#8. I'm going to fuck you tonight in ways you've never been fucked before, Isa. I'm in complete control tonight. Do you understand? I don't want any sass from you. I want you to give yourself completely to me and I better not sense any hesitation from you.
Ella Dominguez
#9. Trace of Magic caught me up fast and pulled me in tight for a fun, action-and-sass adventure full of deadly magic and dangerous romance. Diana Pharaoh Francis delivers a downright terrific read.
Devon Monk
#10. The Language of Sand has something for everyone: myths, mystery, community, humor, grief, and ultimately healing. I found myself not only rooting for Abigail but for the whole community of Chapel Isle. Block manages to hold sass and heartfelt emotion in perfect equilibrium.
Brunonia Barry
#11. One who will offer you his coat when you're cold or cut you a bloom from his favorite rosebush just because he was thinkin' about ya while he worked. One who'll take your sass in good humor and sass you back when ya need it.
Karen Witemeyer
#12. I don't want to be a free nigger; I want to be a free man."
"Don't we all. Look. Be what you want
white or black. Choose. But if you choose black, you got to act black, meaning draw your manhood up - quicklike, and don't bring me no whiteboy sass."
Hunter's Hunter and Godlen Gray
Toni Morrison
#13. From tears to sass in a few minutes. I'm glad the month apart hasn't dimmed your usual good spirits.
Sarah J. Maas
#14. Gary's eyes narrowed. "I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
"My world is crumbling," Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.
T.J. Klune
#15. I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.
Tyler Oakley
#16. I knew it would annoy her. She'd deliberately tried to provoke me, and one cannot sass me with impunity.
Kevin Hearne
#17. Flash 'em the sass before you flash 'em the ass.
Sara Wolf
#18. I earned my share same as everybody. Well, I coulda got killed same as everybody. And I'm wanted by the law same as everybody. I'm a nervous wreck, and that's the truth. I have to take sass from Miss Bonnie Parker all the time. I deserve mine.
Estelle Parsons
#19. Tex looked at Duke "She's got spunk," he said.
"Where I come from, we call it sass," Duke replied.
"Where I come from, we call it attitude," Smithie put in.
"Oh for the love of God, whatever you call
it, are you in or are you out?" Jules clipped.
Kristen Ashley
#20. Words can do wonderful things. They pound, purr. They can urge, they can wheedle, whip, whine. They can sing, sass, singe. They can churn, check, channelize. They can be a "Hup two three four." They can forge a fiery army of a hundred languid men.
Gwendolyn Brooks
#22. You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.
Mark Twain
#23. Haven't you heard? Opposites attract."
"yeah, but you're talking about fire and gasoline. With him and you, it's more like pablum and sass."
"Which do I get to be?"
"Darlin', you are all sass, all the time.
Candis Terry
#25. Oh, me? I'm not 80% water. I'm 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass.
Zooey Deschanel
#26. For The Crime of Sass. This Monkey Is Hereby Sentenced To Official Attitude Adjustment.
Danielle Paige
#27. You've both quit your jobs for me," Laura said, though a little of the sass had left her voice.
"I never liked it much anyway," Cam said flippantly. "I was only there for the nookie, and when you walked away, that dried up.
Sophie Oak
#28. Stop." He shuddered, his eyes dark. "I can still feel you on my tongue. It's taking everything in me not to slide to my knees and see where else I can lick you. Damn near everywhere, in this dress. It's nothing but leather straps and sass.
Kit Rocha
#29. Why do I put up with your sass again?" he asked. "Because I'm your batch sister, your business partner, and the only person you know who can do the club's books. Also, I'm cute as hell and your wife thinks I'm awesome." There
Susan Hayes
#30. Hmm. Well, good. Does that mean it'd be okay if I wanted to get down on my knees again sometime?" Dallas walks up behind me. "And just what are you going to do down on your knees, Kiki?" "Look for seashells, what else?" I sass back.
Jillian Dodd
#32. Some people are sass monsters on twitter. Like honey, you need to chill.
Ashton Irwin
#33. The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.
Katherine McIntyre
#34. I love you, Cleo," he said, the words finally coming to him, with no effort at all because of how true they were. "I love you so much it hurts."
Her eyes widened. "What did you just say?"
Magnus almost laughed. "I think you heard me right.
Morgan Rhodes
#35. We are invited to drink the the king's health.
To his good health or bad health? - Ash
Cinda Williams Chima
#36. Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?
Derek Landy
#37. Save the sugar for some other girl. This one's had it up to here with people in general.
Katherine McIntyre
#38. She was definitely the sort of girl who puts her hands over a husband's eyes, as he is crawling in to breakfast with a morning head, and says Guess who!
P.G. Wodehouse
#39. If by fawning, you mean he's a deer, I have a gun, and it's hunting season, then I guess you're right.
Sage Kafsky
#40. Kurtis came to see me earlier," Magnus said, before Cleo could reply. "Do you know why?"
"To tell you I've quit archery?"
"No, but it's adorable that you think I'd care about something so trivial.
Morgan Rhodes
#41. I follow my own methods, and tell as much or as little as I choose. That is the advantage of being unofficial.
Arthur Conan Doyle
#42. Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you?
Hajime Isayama
#43. I would rather read a mediocre book than waste time sitting around with people making small talk.
James D. Sass
#44. Where did you live before you came here?" I asked.
"The moon," he said smoothly. "We left because the place had no atmosphere.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#45. Legendary manners there, Karim," she commented, her voice calm. "Your mother teach you?"
"I was taught the advantage of surprise," he responded as he walked over to her massive desk.
Katherine McIntyre
#46. But my head is splitting in two!"
"It's doing a remarkably neat job since I can't see so much as a seam.
Anne Elisabeth Stengl
#47. Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome.
Katherine McIntyre
#48. I roll my eyes. Well, if I plan on doing anything exciting I promise to give fair warning so just ... take a nap or something.
Leigh Bardugo
#49. Oh darling, I don't slip into the sack with just anyone and when I do, I prefer gentlemen.
Katherine McIntyre
#50. That's me, keeping things bitchy from open to close." I turned around and gave him my customer service smile.
Katherine McIntyre
#51. The days of me being "tolerant" are long gone. The days of me being "intolerant" have just begun.
James D. Sass
#52. Strange how something that only affected me was decided by you.
Roshani Chokshi
#53. Fine, fine, I'll indulge in this 'socializing' thing you always rave about.
Katherine McIntyre
#54. Jev was certain the words "should've known better" would go somewhere on her tombstone, but at the moment her focus shifted to the dozens of angry pixies honed in on her.
Katherine McIntyre
#55. Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.
Cassandra Clare
#56. I do detest the human race as a whole, but some groups are more deserving than others,
James D. Sass
#57. Don't be a smart aleck," Hungry said.
"But it cheers me up," I said.
Lemony Snicket
#58. Wishing you the best adventures in reading and in life!
Sass Cadeaux
#59. After several minutes [Wart] said, "Is one allowed to speak as a human being, or does the thing about being seen and not heard have to apply?
T.H. White
#60. If you believe Might is Right, it follows that whoever cannot hold their ground does not deserve to keep it.
James D. Sass
#62. Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image.
Katherine McIntyre
#63. I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.
Kristen Ashley
#64. If I wanted to put up with Candor smart-mouths, I would have joined their faction.
Veronica Roth
#65. The enemies of your enemies are not always your friends, but they can still be useful.
James D. Sass
#66. Place yourself ... You are either a.) part of the problem; b.) part of the solution, or c.) part of the landscape.
James D. Sass
#67. It's not charity," I snap. "He cares about me
and I care about him!"
Warner nods, unimpressed. "You should get a dog, love. I hear they share much the same qualities.
Tahereh Mafi
#68. Another thing about pain - it renders you incapable of bullshit.
Gwen Mitchell
#69. Who are you?' Gaia gasped.
The girl froze for a moment.
Looked at her. Smiled and said, 'Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch!
Michael Grant
#70. Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise."
"You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said.
Derek Landy
#71. Oh no, Raphael, please don't leave me," Magnus said in a monotone. "Where would I be without the light of your sweet smile? If you go, I will throw myself upon the ground and weep."
"Will you?" asked Raphael, raising one thin eyebrow. "Because if you do, I will stay and watch the show.
Cassandra Clare
#72. Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him.
Katherine McIntyre
#73. Kane narrowed his eyes. 'Where have you been all this time, Caitlin?' She could see the suspicion in his eyes, the accusation.
'Tied to a radiator.'
'What is it about you that makes people want to cuff you, huh?
Lindsay J. Pryor
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