Sophie Oak Quotes

#1. That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can't throw it away because it isn't perfect.

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#2. This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom's new boyfriend took it. Now there's an insane person. Well, he's from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I'm totally moving there one day.

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#3. You've both quit your jobs for me," Laura said, though a little of the sass had left her voice.
"I never liked it much anyway," Cam said flippantly. "I was only there for the nookie, and when you walked away, that dried up.

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#4. You said you were bad for me."
"I am, but I'm starting to wonder if you might be good for me.

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#5. My name is Lieutenant Meyer. I'll be your rescuer today. This rescue of your person is brought to you by the United States Navy and SEAL Team 8. we hope you have a nice rescue, and please feel free to fill out the questionnaire at the end of the trip. Tips are welcome.

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#6. What's up with all these guys not realizing they're bisexual? Here's the clue, buddy, when you're around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.

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#7. Those big green eyes were even bigger than usual as she stared at the two of them. For a moment, she looked like a kid who'd found the last cupcake on the planet.

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#8. Paddles and floggers and whips, oh my! - Location 3816

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#9. If this happened in a Fae marriage, then the female would beat the male into submission. If she is too small to beat him properly, one of the larger women of her family would perform the task for her.

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#10. Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when you return from class.

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#11. Blood, I've discovered, is pretty meaningless in the face of real love.

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#12. Did not. My stubbornness doesn't even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.

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#13. The wedding ring she's wearing is collar enough," Jack bit out. "I know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking diamond from space.

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#14. It's just a little guy-liner,

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#15. Look, when I'm here, I don't have to think. I don't have to worry. I don't even have to be me if I don't want to. That came out wrong. I don't have to be the me I have to be all day.

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#16. Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain't got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn't cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don't get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.

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#17. MEG (to Dante, the vampire):Vampires aren't as cool as I expected them to be. In romance novels, vampires are all dark and broody and sexy. In real life, you talk an awful lot about stocks.

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#18. Not that you'll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.

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#19. Hey, it's totally masculine. It's cowboy butt sex.

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#20. Innocence had nothing to do with the state of her virginity but with the state of her heart. A woman could screw a thousand men, and if she still was able to love, she could hold her innocence in her soul.

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#21. I'm a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?

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#22. I don't think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you instead. It was an awful day. When it does cross my mind, I turn it around and think about something nice, like Abby's pussy. I just take a deep breath and picture it in my mind. It's my happy place.

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#23. A man's worth isn't in how many women he's had. It's in how he loves the right one.

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#24. So it's all good to go. Pound away, man!

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#25. Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.

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#26. One of these days, Leo, you're going to end up in a crazy-ass threesome, and I'm going to laugh. I'm going to sit back and laugh.

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#27. I don't think Jennifer and I are really at the child stage yet. We have been discussing a nice house plant. If we don't kill that, then in a few years, we might try a fish.

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#28. If that's what it takes". Jack had the confidence of a man who knew he had all the exits guarded. "Location 1044

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#29. You've seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.

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#30. Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.

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#31. When you think about it, I really should be punished. I think a figging is the only way to go.

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