Top 36 Quotes About Pissing Yourself

#1. Don't be such a party-pooper, missy
when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope.

James Alan Gardner

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#2. Y'all got to love something. Y'all got to hate something. Y'all got to want something. Pissing on other people's passion 'cause you trying to be cool just make you a coward - a

Christopher Moore

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#3. In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.

Kiersten White

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#4. I'm an individual. I do not want to get into a pissing match with an organization that is a de-facto gigadollar-turnover multinational!

Charles Stross

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#5. Stop telling yourself you that you aren't lovable because it's pissing me off. I don't care if you aren't ready to admit how you really feel about me yet, but don't you dare dismiss how I feel about you. Because I love you.

Colleen Hoover

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#6. Hey sparrows
no pissing on my old
winter quilt!

Kobayashi Issa

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#7. I spent quite a lot of time pissing off my friends because I could get girls with a British accent, despite the fact that I was tubby and, like, not very cool.

Marcus Mumford

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#8. I'm even going to electrolyze my urine. That'll make for a pleasant smell in the trailer.

If I survive this, I'll tell people I was pissing rocket fuel.

Andy Weir

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#9. You're not in a pissing match with a seven-year-old, are you? Gunner called.

Lizzy Ford

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#10. I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar.

Pawan Mishra

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#11. We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.

George S. Patton

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#12. Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

Stephen Colbert

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#13. (Official Interdimensional Travel Observation #2: you'd think that meeting yourself in another dimension would cause a total freak-out of the infinite order, pants-pissing, screaming, etc. But it's the total opposite: weirdly calming. Like "Hey bro, I know you! Let's go get a beer.") But

Rob Dircks

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#14. After they left the office, Peabody shoved her hands in her pockets. "These nicknames are pissing me off."
"But you're not I'm-Too-Good-to-Pee-Body. Harris is."
"It's my damn name. And now I have to pee. It's like my bladder has to prove something."
"Pee at the bank. Consider it a deposit.

J.D. Robb

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#15. An old woman selling piglets from a basket stopped to stare at him, a knight with a half-familiar face went to one knee, and two men-at-arms pissing in a ditch turned and sprayed each other.

George R R Martin

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#16. Just because you disagreed with the Poll Tax and detested Margaret Thatcher - "
"Detest is a little inappropriate," Parlabane said. "Maybe closer to say I spent the entire Eighties wishing I was pissing on her rotting corpse.

Christopher Brookmyre

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#17. That thing about don't look up here, you're pissing on your shoes, for
instance, was that humor? Or a growl of rage?
All That You Love Will Be Carried Away.

Stephen King

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#18. Remember what I used to tel you when you were a little girl? 'A fool and her money soon part.' Current-day translation? Stop pissing away your assets at Bloomingdale's.

Sophie Kinsella

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#19. Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then pissing over other people's shoes.

Lucy Wood

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#20. Can it be out of discretion, and a reluctance to hurt, that they affect to be unaware of my existence? But this is a refinement of feeling which can hardly be attributed to the dogs that come pissing against my abode, apparently never doubting that it contains some flesh and bones.

Samuel Beckett

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#21. On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.

Frankie Boyle

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#22. His grin turns boyish. Assuming you don't clock an angel for pissing you off.

Susan Ee

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#23. In most groups the craziest person is in control. It starts because no one wants the problems that come from pissing off a crazy person. It's just smarter and easier sometimes to let the crazy person have his or her way.

Scott Adams

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#24. Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you.

Anne Bishop

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#25. Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid)
No. I'm pissing on your rug. What do you think I'm doing? (Zarek)
I'm blind. For all I know you really are peeing on my rug, which is a very nice rug incidentally, so I hope you're kidding. (Astrid)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#26. If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

Ted Nugent

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#27. Finn."
"Victor."
"Awkward." I looked at both their faces but neither seemed to really notice I was there. The second pissing for distance contest began.
You were going to ask him!

Michelle Flick

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#28. That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.

Tammara Webber

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#29. God, she's beautiful. I mean, look at her. She's like a volcano going off - fierce and fiery and breathtaking. If she doesn't find a way to ugly herself down, I'm going to be spending an awful lot of time pissing her off. Which might not be such a bad thing in the end. Angry sex is awesome.

Emma Chase

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#30. When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton.

Chael Sonnen

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#31. The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread.

Anatole France

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#32. Socrates was likewise right that pissing people off is how we first, and maybe best, go about the business of provoking thought.

Mark Kingwell

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#33. The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

Peter Farrelly

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#34. Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit

George R R Martin

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#35. There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

Tammy Blackwell

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#36. Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.

Stephen King

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