Quotes About Pissing Contests

#1. Those pissing contests are how lords judge one another's strength, and woe to any man who shows his weakness. A woman must needs piss twice as hard, if she hopes to rule. And

George R R Martin

#2. I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

Brian MacLearn

#3. To abandon your love for God is to disregard his command

Sunday Adelaja

#4. I like Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Common. But I like the underground stuff like Young Jeezy, Black Rob and Shine. I also love heavy metal like Slipknot and Pantera, It's very intense stuff.

Vanilla Ice

#5. A beautiful smile is to the female countenance what the sunbeam is to the landscape; it embellishes an inferior face and redeems an ugly one.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

#6. He rejected traditional religious beliefs (Jewish, Christian, and Islamic) not on the basis of any reasoned argument, nor even with an expression of emotional antipathy, for he loved to use religious expressions and metaphors, but simply by saying that they are naive.

Walter J. Moore

#7. The feathery palms that lined the drainage canals, the acacia thorns and sycamores, all glistened with the sheen of new, pale-green leaves, and in Khaemwaset's gardens the vivid clusters of flowers had begun to bloom with an abandon that assaulted the eyes and filled the nostrils with delight.

Pauline Gedge

#8. I want to caution that we must not confuse patriotism with blind endorsement of bad policies.

Mark Hatfield

#9. My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, 'meh, let's talk about something else.'

Mindy Kaling

#10. All the technology in the world is not going to help you if it's not intuitive and if the end user can't use it.

Robert Wachter

#11. If you get bored of doing it (Peacock Pose) with two hands, try it with one.

Dharma Mittra

#12. The idea of allowing corporations to have unlimited influence on our democracy is very dangerous, obviously.

Russ Feingold

#13. Hollywood's got its own particular environment.

Harrison Ford

#14. Drink in the beauty of friendship. In this world of constant change, we need the comfort of friendship more than ever before.

Susan Jeffers

#15. Good businesses generate missions to drive their profits. Great businesses generate profits to drive their missions.

Tony Hsieh

#16. If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

Mark Mobius