Quotes About Nut

#1. I guess it's also not a good thing when you start relating yourself to a late nineteenth century nut bag who shot himself, but hey, you've got to relate to something if you ever want to feel relevant.

Molli Fields

#2. I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in the theatre. My mum went into labour while she was watching the Nut-Cracker Suite in New York - apparently I was kicking like mad.

Sienna Miller

#3. I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.

Mike Tyson

#4. I've tried praying. It gives me comfort. But not as much as a cup of tea and a ginger nut biscuit.

Steven Herrick

#5. The biggest problem was convincing my father that organic food was worth eating. All he could think of was the nut loaf with yeast gravy that my mother made in the Seventies.

Nell Newman

#6. Hand-barrow - a tall, strong, heavy, nut-brown man, his tarry pigtail falling over the shoulder of his soiled blue coat, his hands ragged and scarred, with black, broken nails, and the sabre cut across one cheek, a dirty, livid white.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#7. Be awesome! Be a book nut!

Dr. Seuss

#8. And tonight Mary could taste bitterness going down like a nut, settling in her stomach. It planted itself, put down roots, and began to grow, nourished on her dark blood.

Emma Donoghue

#9. You're mean as a tiger when you wanna be, but you turn into a baby kitten when you bust a damn nut or two." "A

Olivia Wallace

#10. Here we supped ... , having amongst other dainties, a dish of truffles, an earth nut found by an hogg trained to it.

John Evelyn

#11. I'd retired for about six or seven years. Coming back to the business, I found that I was sort of not quite a has-been, and it wasn't a new career, it was just kind of difficult to crack the nut, so to speak.

Julie London

#12. Half-Christian, half-Jewish, a 'cathjew nut',

Salman Rushdie

#13. I think I'll get a nut roast. Maybe a nut roast is too lesbian?

Jackie Kay

#14. Ability may get you to the top, nut it takes chracter to keep you there - mental, moral, and physical.

John Wooden

#15. I am a pretty tough nut, I guess, and I love art as one of the expressions that probably appeals to my softer side that a lot of people would deny I had.

Kerry Stokes

#16. In our society, to be obsessed with a vision about how to make a better automobile makes you a genius, but to be obsessed with a vision about the nature of reality makes you a nut.

Rodger Kamenetz

#17. The individual is a nut so impossible to crack that no theoretic tooth will be able to manage it. And so nothing will be able to justify your defeat, bumblers!

Witold Gombrowicz

#18. Time is always wanting to me, and I cannot meet with a single day when I am nut hurried along, driven to by wits'-end by urgent work, business to attent do or some service to render.

George Sand

#19. Brandon licked the tip of his finger and hooked it in the air in front of him, making a fizzing sound. "Score one for the nerd."
"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then." Jake snickered.

Abigail Roux

#20. I, however, was raised neither as Catholic nor as Jew. I was both, and nothing: a jewholic-anonymous, a cathjew nut, a stewpot, a mongrel cur. I was
what's the word these days?
atomised. Yessir: a real Bombay mix.

Salman Rushdie

#21. I wouldn't have been a health care nut if it hadn't been for my paralysis, so something good came from this.

Michael Graves

#22. I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.

Benny Bellamacina

#23. Today's Oak tree are tomorrows Nut that stood his ground.

Roelof Beukes

#24. But whenever there's the right kind of nut making headlines, a Slasher or an Icepick Prowler, a certain number of people get pistol permits and a certain number of others buy illegal guns. Then some of them get drunk and shoot their wives. None of them ever seems to wind up nailing the Slasher. I

Lawrence Block

#25. Stay close. Nut to butt, sir. Don't be shy.

Pierce Brown

#26. I may be a nut, but I'm fastened to a good bolt, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Adrian Rogers

#27. BBC Radio is a never-never land of broadcasting, a safe haven from commercial considerations, a honey pot for every scholar and every hare-brained nut to stick a finger into.

Morley Safer

#28. Whenever he looks at me with those big brown eyes, I feel like giving him a nut, she said. She even started calling the squirrels running around in the park Mr. Whitmans.

Kerstin Gier

#29. See the genius in everyone you encounter. Just as the mountain cannot crack a nut though it can carry a forest on its back, so too does every living creature have its own perfection built into it.

Wayne Dyer

#30. All the nut eaters and food faddists I have ever known, died early after a long period of senile decay - Winston Churchill

Stuart Finlay

#31. You're a nut, you know that?" he asked. "Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet." She finally let go of him and started for the truck again.

Erin Nicholas

#32. Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! She thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, Who's this dirty slut?
Off with her nut! Off with her nut!

Roald Dahl

#33. I'm considered a health nut amongst vampires. I usually feed only on vegetarians.

Johnny B. Truant

#34. Through valuation only is there value; and without valuation the nut of existence would be hollow.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#35. If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us," I said. "Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.

James Patterson

#36. He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.

Plautus

#37. Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

Tim Allen

#38. If anyone here is secretly dreaming of making the Olympics, I can tell you exactly how to do it, two words: Sustained Obsession. The obsession isn't so hard. But keeping it sustained is a tough nut to crack. A heart-felt enemy can go a long way to sustaining your obsession. Love your enemy.

Brad Alan Lewis

#39. I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut- terin', or about them bein' off their nut.

Jimmy Durante

#40. Mickey Maus," William was saying, "is a nut about butter. The only time he ever lost his cool was when we were having a small brunch and we were down to our last three pounds of butter. He panicked.

Lilian Jackson Braun

#41. I'm not really a conspiracy nut, but I think if I went down a slightly different route in my life instead of meeting and marrying the person I met, I may have gone down this other direction and got myself stuck in my head with my ideas and my thoughts and I'm into UFOs and paranormal subject matter.

Rhys Darby

#42. I know you can hear me. I'm sorry my friend is such a wing nut. You can just ignore him." "That's usually what we do," said the other feminine voice. Cress

Marissa Meyer

#43. I was seeing more stars than Patrick Moore; he didn't half give me a sore fucking whack on the nut.

Stephen Richards

#44. When I read War and Peace in Norway, really far away from humanity for a long time, it was such an amazing, affirming blast of "humanity" in all forms. It totally cracked my mind-nut open and rainbows shot out. I loved humanity and being alive, rather than wanting to bury my head in the snow.

Phil Elvrum

#45. The cocoa-nut palm grows best near salt water, no matter how loose and sandy the soil is, and in these congenial circumstances needs neither manure nor care of any kind. It bends lovingly toward the sea and drops its ripe fruit into it.

Isabella Bird

#46. I expect to see, on television, the porcine Governor of the State of Michigan decrying to the whole world that my client should be in jail for rendering kindness and compassion, primarily because the porcine Governor of the State of Michigan is a religious nut.

Geoffrey Fieger

#47. Just because you have a nut theory it doesn't mean that you agree with other nut theories. In fact, it often makes you very hostile to them. After all, there's a limited pool there that we're all after.

Terence McKenna

#48. For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

Scott Adams

#49. I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut.

James Vincent McMorrow

#50. He was wide-eyed as he spoke. He says you are a nut and I am a nut.

Karina Halle

#51. Whenever I meet a real nut job in church, I am always grateful that they are going to church. Imagine how crazy they would be if they didn't have rules to follow.

Jim Gaffigan

#52. Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling."
"No you won't, nut muffin!

Jeaniene Frost

#53. Not if we blow it up, Gale says brusquely. His intent, his full intent, becomes clear. Gale has no interest in preserving the lives of those in the Nut. No interest in caging the pray for later use.
This is one of his death traps.

Suzanne Collins

#54. To begin ... To begin ... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.

Charlie Kaufman

#55. I'm devoted to promiscuity, and always have been. I believe the more you do, the better it is for you. I'm a great health nut, and sex is, I think, absolutely marvelous for the whole system; tones you up.

Gore Vidal

#56. Nobody can live in the past or the future without being something of a nut.

Evelyn Nesbit

#57. When people say, you know, 'Good teacher,' 'Prophet,' 'Really nice guy' ... this is not how Jesus thought of Himself. So you're left with a challenge in that, which is either Jesus was who he said he was or a complete and utter nut case. You have to make a choice on that.

Bono

#58. My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties.

Twiggy

#59. I destroyed a lot of guitars trying to get them to do what I wanted, but I learned something from every guitar I tore apart, and discovered even more things. Things like if the string is not straight from the bridge saddle to the nut, you're going to have friction.

Eddie Van Halen

#60. The seed of God is in us. Given an intelligent and hard-working farmer, it will thrive and grow up to God, whose seed it is; and accordingly its fruits will be God-nature. Pear seeds grow into pear trees, nut seeds into nut trees, and God-seed into God.

Meister Eckhart

#61. Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut.

Art Garfunkel

#62. Um, hate to break it to you, nut Em doesn't need justice", I pointed out, voice heavy with sarcasm. "She needs to not get cut with a knife in the first place. Women are finicky that way - we like not getting cut.

Joanna Wylde

#63. He laughed. So you see, I'm not a nut. Not a real one, anyway. I haven't been a real nut in a long time.

Samuel R. Delany

#64. Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.

Jared Diamond

#65. I use [Palumbo's] protein powder, by Species Nutrition. Every morning, I roll downstairs and: 2 scoops of whey protein [Isolyze], ice, a bunch of powdered Starbucks coffee, some macadamia nut oil, and I make a shake. That's the start.

Timothy Ferriss

#66. I wanted to make a late-night-type show that happened to be in the morning for moms. Bravo was more interested in a blend of my books 'Momzillas' and 'Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut,' which is a collection of nonfiction essays.

Jill Kargman

#67. I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.

Bram Stoker

#68. The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

Kathryn Hahn

#69. If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker.

Vikrmn

#70. Everywhere he looked was a nut, and it was all a sensible young gentleman like himself could do to maintain his perspective amid so much madness. And it was urgent that he did, for he knew his life was in peril.

Joseph Heller

#71. Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of chaos left, never a stitch nor an end, not a mark of haste, or botching, or second thought; but the theory of the world is a thing of shreds and patches.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#72. Having spent a number of my younger years with trade-union parents attending NUT annual conferences, I feel comfortable with an agenda in my hand and a procedural format for debate.

Saffron Burrows

#73. All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch Bread, made from a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and every sort of nut from the farm - hazel, black walnut, hickory, butternut.

Paul Engle

#74. The longer it possesseth a man the more he will delight in it, and the older he groweth the more he shall be subject to it; for it dulleth the spirits, and destroyeth the body as ivy doth the old tree, or as the worm that engendereth in the kernal of the nut.

Walter Raleigh

#75. I didn't really think this poor woman was out to destroy the world. You have to be crazier than just schizophrenic to have an interest in that kind of thing. Usually you have to be a religious nut, too.

Cherie Priest

#76. It was always that detail that drove me. Ever since I was a little kid, I used to get into the nitty gritty ... when I was drawing army tanks or monsters, I'd do every nut and rivet, and I'd do every scale on the dragon's back. It was just the way I was built.

Graeme Base

#77. What does the good ship bear so well? The cocoa-nut with its stony shell, And the milky sap of its inner cell.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#78. Don't beat yourself up about being a nut job. Facebook's made stalkers out of us all.

Suzanne Wright

#79. My shoots are very much about skin, so I'm an exfoliating and moisturizing nut. I fly so much, so I take my makeup off as soon as I get on the airplane. I look at my watch every half hour and moisturize.

Chrissy Teigen

#80. The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in.

Damien Hirst

#81. Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens.

Bill Hicks

#82. Eyeglasses and teeth: both breakable, valuable things that you have to carry with you all the time. Hanging there precariously like earrings without backings, threatening to fall out, chip off, crack to the quick because of some innocent nut or seed or beer bottle.

Ainslie Hogarth

#83. The problem was that the only reality he could see what a nut-brown nymph who could whisper like a song and move like a river of honey.

Frank Lee

#84. I'm a huge dog nut - giant, giant.

Jill Abramson

#85. I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out.

Ryan Reynolds

#86. I'm a car nut. My father was a parts manager at a Chevrolet dealership.

John Lasseter

#87. In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.

John Millington Synge

#88. The first follower is what transforms the lone nut into a leader, and in a startup, that first follower is usually a cofounder.

Guy Kawasaki

#89. Worse, the bodies of women, minorities, children, disenfranchised bodies (prisoners, so-called nut cases, etc ... ) and their truths don't "count" as either present and important in society or worth Pulitzer prizes as characters in literature.

Lidia Yuknavitch

#90. She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house?

Shelly Laurenston

#91. We're [as parents] striving for an unattainable, inauthentic shell, and ignoring the real nut, the gooey inside: love, laughter, and fulfillment from simple things.

Julie Lythcott-Haims

#92. Conspiracy nut, leftist, madman. These are terms of dismissal so you don't have to listen to the argument. It would be healthier and more fun to hear what someone has to say.

Oliver Stone

#93. Religion embarrasses the commentators. It is offbounds. An editor of the old Life magazine once assigned me a book on religion with remark that I was the only 'religious nut' - his term for a believer - in his stable of regular reviewers.

Garry Wills

#94. You were brought up to work - not especially to marry. Now you've found your first nut to crack and it's a good nut - go ahead and put whatever happens down to experience. Wound yourself or him - whatever happens it can't spoil you because economically you're a boy, not a girl.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#95. I'm a history nut.

Billy Joel

#96. Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

Penn Jillette

#97. I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.

John Cleese

#98. The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Jasper Fforde

#99. As her mother always said, even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then.

Isabel Jordan

#100. I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases

Benny Bellamacina