Top 56 Quotes About Ninjas
#1. No. No, first comes boyhood. You get to play with soldiers and spacemen, cowboys and ninjas, pirates and robots. But before you know it, all that comes to an end. And then, Remo Williams, is when the adventure begins.
Brian K. Vaughan
#2. Try not to look like that," Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator.
"Like what?" I asked.
"Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party."
"Everyone knows there's no such things as ninjas," I scoffed. "But it will be something. Count on it.
Jim Butcher
#3. I'm just saying it's not all sand castles and ninjas.
Libba Bray
#4. Well, you see, there were these ninjas...
S.A. Hunter
#5. We're horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We're the ninjas of the mundane, you might say.
Andy Partridge
#6. What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.
Rob Thurman
#7. Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers.
James Dashner
#8. Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.
Wayne Gerard Trotman
#9. Karate-chopping ninjas in a mudslide?" Tamara gave Aaron and Call a dark look. "Could you guys try to lay low?
Holly Black
#10. I loved ninjas when I was younger.
Rain
#11. I've always loved movies and animation. When I was little, I was always pretending to be some alter ego superhero. For years it was Ultraman, ninjas, Spiderman and other cool super heroes.
Ryan Potter
#12. They got ninjas working as strippers in this town or something? Well.
L.A. Witt
#13. You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I'm the showman of big men.
Shaquille O'Neal
#14. Oh, sure. Let me just ask my geek brother to stop slaying zombie ninjas for a few hours so I can borrow the PC and catch up on my Victorian horror lit.
Kelly Creagh
#15. There's something mysterious about ninjas because they're deadly and they're scary.
Ray Park
#16. The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.
Jeaniene Frost
#17. Customers are ninjas now. They are stealthily evaluating you right under your nose.
Jay Baer
#18. As he left, he saw the streets were just as deserted and quiet as before, but now he knew it was an illusion. There were ninjas, darker than a starless night, watching their territory and his every move from the rooftops high above.
Anam Iqbal
#19. Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
Derek Landy
#20. True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.
Jarius Raphel
#22. Ninjas are way cooler than pirates. pg 4
Colby Hodge
#23. Hiding is for babies. And ninjas.
Sara Wolf
#24. Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon,
ninjas scalin' your building,
No time to grab the gun,
I already got your wife and children
RZA
#25. Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them.
Jarius Raphel
#26. Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they're no good.
Etgar Keret
#27. Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.
John Green
#28. I've worked out a Ninja Replacement Score for novels. It's basically the number of characters that need to be replaced by ninjas to make the book good.
Janni Lee Simner
#29. So what you're really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.
K.L. Penington
#31. No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.
Seth Grahame-Smith
#32. Man ... ninjas are kind of cool ... I just don't know any personally.
Kanye West
#33. Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science's biggest puzzles might be resolved.
Jasper Fforde
#35. A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Si Robertson
#36. I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.
John Green
#37. This morning's lecture was on how to avoid ninjas, which might have been interesting if step one hadn't been "Stay out of Japan." Furthermore, Crandall had quickly become sidetracked,
Stuart Gibbs
#38. Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house -Dice (Swoon)
Nina Malkin
#39. Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas
Charles Dickens
#40. One thing I'm working on is an episodic web series titled 'One Warm Night.' It's a kinda crazy, quirky series, filled with a lot of misfits, oddballs ... ninjas.
Justin Lee
#41. Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.
Nick Harkaway
#42. existing simultaneously in the World of Minecraft. One timeline was of "Gang of Ninjas" and other was of "Minecraft Agent". Many centuries ago, Dark Lord who is the supreme Master of dark energy, lost its most powerful warrior "Vertigo".
Alex Anderson
#43. Oh, fine.' Rochelle sprinkled some water over one of the glowstones and laid the object down in the center of their tiny camp. 'I didn't know you were afraid of the dark.'
'It isn't the dark I'm afraid of. It's the things hiding in the dark that I can't see.' Laura closed her eyes. 'Like ninjas.
J.S. Bailey
#44. I think ninjas are probably quieter than SEALs, but we are better swimmers, and also better with guns and blowing things up.
William H. McRaven
#45. I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers."
"Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.
James Dashner
#46. Shaman ninjas. Perfect. Now my life was complete.
Ilona Andrews
#47. As I was saying...They train these girls to be like tiny ninjas. They have to earn special badges for the survival skills that they learn, kinda like how we teach the cadets. Now to balance out all the weapons training and harshness of wilderness survival, they also teach them to bake cookies.
Alanea Alder
#48. You're just a really loud, awkward ninja, but we are both ninjas.
John Green
#49. There is not now, nor I suspect will there ever be, a le Carre novel with ninjas in it. Most serious novelists are wary of including ninjas in their writing. That's a shame, because many much-admired works of modern fiction could benefit from a few.
Nick Harkaway
#51. If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.
Jarius Raphel
#52. Soothe and sly stamina with a short sword they slice
They are beyond precise making the victim pay the price
Justin Bienvenue
#53. Knowing when to leave requires training.
Jane Prowse
#54. Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Will Advise
#55. The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.
John Green
#56. If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.
Robert Hamburger
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