Top 83 Quotes About Never Trust A Man
#3. I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.
Charles Bukowski
#6. But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn't sweat.
Hunter S. Thompson
#7. They're dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he's dead. Especially when he's dead. - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett
#8. Never trust a man who sits, uninvited, at the head of the table in another man's home.
Cecelia Ahern
#9. Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.
Haruki Murakami
#10. Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
Noel Coward
#11. Never trust a man who bites the heads off chickens is probably a good sound rule of practice.
Kerry Greenwood
#12. Never trust a man who dresses too well or stays too clean. It ain't natural and whatever he's up to probably ain't legal.
Sue Merrell
#13. Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
#15. I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea.
Brian D'Ambrosio
#17. Never trust a man who doesn't like ice cream. If that's not a saying, it should be.
Christopher Farnsworth
#19. Never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word
Paraphrased
Thomas Jefferson
#21. The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.
Darynda Jones
#22. You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.
Mark Twain
#24. Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will "throw you over."
Charlie Day
#25. You should never trust a liar so you should never trust a man of honor. Those two are the worst of mankind.
Alice Hoffman
#30. Never trust a man who teaches about death
but yet had no real experience at all about it.
Toba Beta
#31. He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache ...
Charles Bukowski
#32. Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
Billy Connolly
#33. Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring ... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring
Jodi Picoult
#36. Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
Tom Waits
#38. Never trust a man in red trousers
Mika.
#39. Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.
P.G. Wodehouse
#40. I never trust a man that doesn't drink.
John Wayne
#41. Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.
Theodore Roosevelt
#42. Never trust a man with a lunatic wife in an attic," Richard told me. "And anyone named Heathcliff should make you suspicious.
John Irving
#44. Never trust a man who thinks his religion gives him all the answers.
Charles Stross
#45. In the back of my mind, my mother's often-recited warning comes to me: 'Never trust a man who can dance.
E.L. James
#46. Course Dumbledore trusts you," growled Moody. "He's a trusting man, isn't he? Believes in second chances. But me - I say there are spots that don't come off, Snape. Spots that never come off, d'you know what I mean?
J.K. Rowling
#47. Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty.
Aesop
#48. Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.
Mason Cooley
#49. Most important, you learn never to trust a man, even if he seems honest and sincere. You learn how men deceive themselves and how impossible it is to help them without injuring yourself.
Jack Abbott
#50. Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow
#51. I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
William Halsey
#52. I'm so sorry, Austin. I know it hurts," Day whispered in his ear. "But trust me this once, if you never trust me for anything else. That man will be back." Michaels
A.E. Via
#53. The man-worshipers, in my sense of the term, are those who see man's highest potential and strive to actualize it. The man-haters are those who regard man as a helpless, depraved, contemptible creature-and struggle never to let him discover otherwise.
Ayn Rand
#54. I can hire someone to guard me. (Rowena)
Never trust a hired man. If they'll serve you for one price, they'll gladly serve another for a higher one. (Stryder)
Kinley MacGregor
#55. Oh, I would not want a knight with no dents. It means he has never been to battle, never fought for his honor, the things he believes in, or for sheer survival. Without the dents, sir, I would not trust my knight to be fully human.
Kathleen Bittner Roth
#56. Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Aesop
#58. Be of good comfort, Mr. Ridley, and play the man! We shall this day light such a candle by God's grace, in England, as I trust never shall be put out.
Hugh Latimer
#59. I tell you now, never trust the man who is a friend to everyone.
J.E. Mfombep
#60. I had a career and I came to motherhood late and am not married and have never had such a trusting relationship with a man - and trust is where the real power of love comes from.
Diane Keaton
#61. Be of good comfort, Master Ridley, and play the man. We shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
Carolyn Weber
#62. Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'.
David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich.
Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.
Sabrina Jeffries
#63. You promise to stop if I say so?" she asked doubtfully, even while she lay down.
"I promise. Though never trust anything a man tells you when he's got his head between your legs.
Anna Campbell
#64. Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.
David Gemmell
#65. Man may trust man, Prince Elric, but perhaps we'll never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind. That would mean the death of magic, I think.
Michael Moorcock
#67. Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
Ben Cohen
#68. I'm sympathetic to the nuns' violent impulses. I mean, if I'd given up sex to devote myself to a man who I had to just trust loved me, despite never being physically around to prove it, I'd probably be smacking little children too.
Sarah Silverman
#69. Man, Fury was right. You should never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. I should have listened to you. You told me Petra was a three-wolf-humping bitch, but did I listen? (Fang)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#70. Man ought never to trust another man's evaluation of a third man's disposition. For human temperament was a volatile compound of perception and circumstance;
Eleanor Catton
#72. But trust me, men are never worth it. Behind every great man is a woman who gave up on greatness and tied herself into an apron. Romance is for saps, Abbie. You're sharp and you've got pluck. Don't waste it.
William Ritter
#73. How can you trust me, after what your own brother did to you?"
"Because he was false", said Damen, "and you are true. I have never known a truer man.
C.S. Pacat
#75. He who trusts has never yet lost in the world. A suspicious man is lost to himself and the eworld ... Suspicion is of the brood of violence. Non-violence cannot but trust ...
Mahatma Gandhi
#76. Trust in God alone, and lean not on the needs of human help. Be not surprised when friends fail you; it is a failing world. Never reckon upon immutability in man: inconstancy you may reckon upon without fear of disappointment.
Charles Spurgeon
#78. Men trust an ordinary man because they trust themselves. But men trust a great man because they do not trust themselves. And hence the worship of great men always appears in times of weakness and cowardice; we never hear of great men until the time when all other men are small.
G.K. Chesterton
#79. He had been instructed only in that innocent and ineffectual way in which the Catholic priests teach the aborigines, by which the pupil is never educated to the degree of consciousness, but only to the degree of trust and reverence, and a child is not made a man, but kept a child. When
Henry David Thoreau
#80. There is nothing but heartache for a coru woman and a hunti man," she said, deliberately contrary. "He cannot control her and she cannot change him."
"He never fails her and she always moves him," Darien corrected. "She can trust his strength, and he can be lifted by her joy.
Sharon Shinn
#81. Prudent men never trusted their luck. But Kennit had long ago decided that a man had to trust his luck in order for it to grow.
Robin Hobb
#82. A man ought never to trust another man's evaluation of a third man's disposition.
Eleanor Catton
#83. Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear.
Tracy Tappan
