Christopher Farnsworth Quotes

#1. It's been around for almost a hundred years," Latham said. He looked at Cade. "Is it like you? A vampire?"
"No," Cade said. "It's worse."
"Awesome," Latham muttered.

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#2. Zach had been on the receiving end of a few of Lanning's ass-chewings back in the day. They were epic sagas of righteous fury and perfectly applied touches of profanity. It was like being verbally disemboweled.

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#3. Cade was a vampire. Zach had finally gotten over that. For the most part. Other people could argue about how vampires didn't exist, how they were just relics of folklore and sexual repression and nightmares. Zach had to work with Cade. Denial only got in the way.

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#4. When they come and the guns are thundering and the men are falling all around you, there is only one way you will stop it. You are going to have to kill. So you be the best goddamned killer there is.

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#5. Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.

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#6. Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.

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#7. If saving the world's not enough, then nothing else is, either.

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#8. Kids these days, right? Ignorant and in love with their ignorance.

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#9. It's sorcery," Cade said, as if explaining things to a slow child. "That's the explanation." "I'm a scientist," she said. "I need a little more than 'a wizard did it.

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#10. He was probably already in one of the nearby restaurants - a TGIChiliMcAppleBarrel's or whatever ...

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#11. Cade separated the man from his rifle, his hostage and his life, in that order.

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#12. Right. Just let the nice monster turn him into paste.

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#13. And when the man who commanded a nuclear arsenal and the greatest military in history was frightened, it meant that something other than human intervention was required. That, unfortunately, was part of Zach's job every day now. That was where Nathaniel Cade came in

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#14. Couldn't you hypnotize her or something?"
"It doesn't work like that."
"I thought vampires were all sex gods with the ladies."
Cade looked at him. "What gave you that idea?"
"Uh ... late-night TV, mostly ... "
"Humans are our food. Do you want to have sex with a cow?

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#15. The Boogeyman,' he said, just to be sure. 'The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.'
The president nodded.
Some days, Zach thought, I really hate this job.

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#16. What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond.

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#17. Zack was so hard it hurt.

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#18. Cade seemed a little too sure of his conclusion from too little evidence. "Cade. If you knew something I didn't, you'd tell me, right?"
"I know a lot of things you don't, Zach. We don't have that kind of time.

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#19. Never trust a man who doesn't like ice cream. If that's not a saying, it should be.

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#20. It's easy to keep secrets when nobody gives a damn.

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#21. I never get tired of people telling me how important their job is as an excuse for screwing it up.

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#22. Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?

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