Top 100 Never Trust Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Never Trust

#1. Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.

K.D. Harp

#2. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

Bette Davis

#3. never trust a Troglotroll

Walter Moers

#4. Never trust a government that doesn't trust its own citizens with guns.

Benjamin Franklin

#5. Never trust the one who excels.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. I'm very busy."
"The sign on the door said closed."
Finbar shook his head. "Never trust a door; they'll always lie to you.

Derek Landy

#7. You should never trust a liar so you should never trust a man of honor. Those two are the worst of mankind.

Alice Hoffman

#8. Never trust a journalist unless she's your mother.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#9. Never trust an armed police officer.

Steven Magee

#10. Never trust a fiction author. They spend countless hours making you believe in a world they created. They are among the best, most dedicated liars in the world.

James Ticknor

#11. Never trust anyone who calls himself a libertarian socialist. They're bound to be deeply confused, at best.

Glenn Reynolds

#12. Sometimes I think I'll never trust another girl the way I trust you.

Jenny Han

#13. Never trust sheep.

Ryan Stiles

#14. Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat.

Erin Hunter

#15. Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty.

Aesop

#16. Or was it never trust a man with orange eyebrows?

Terry Pratchett

#17. Never trust a woman who wears mauve.

Oscar Wilde

#18. A child who is disillusioned abruptly, by his peers or siblings, being ridiculed for his faith and imagination, may choose never to believe in anything- tangible or intangible- again. To never trust or wonder.

Chuck Palahniuk

#19. I swear I will never trust Edward again. This is not kingly, this is not as Arthur of Camelot. This is behaviour as base as an archer's bastard and I cannot meet his eyes when I see him stuffing his mouth at King Louis' table and pocketing the gold forks.

Philippa Gregory

#20. I would never trust her. Not one hundred percent. Not the way some people can trust their mothers.

Jacqueline Woodson

#21. Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.

Mason Cooley

#22. You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance

Errol Flynn

#23. I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

Charles Bukowski

#24. We come to understand God as we come to trust Him, and we never trust without releasing the grip we hold on our own will.

Toni Sorenson

#25. Never trust the enemy that gives you presents

Alexandre Dumas

#26. Never trust a man who writes more than he reads.

Samuel Johnson

#27. Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter.

Samuel Johnson

#28. I would never trust anyone who didn't get at least a little nervous on the cusp of doing something important to them in front of other people.

Gwenda Bond

#29. Never trust a man with only one book.

Ted Kosmatka

#30. I was sorry I'd scared them, but some lessons you ought to learn as soon as you can: never trust a woman once she's loved you. It's a spell whose breaking takes many tries; she'll think she's through, then call you back, conjure you up out of air. And at last, she'll do anything, just to be free.

Katie Chase

#31. I don't hate journalists. You can't hate a class of people. It's wrong to say that. But I do think they're a bit like poison. Never trust them. You can't trust them as a class of people. It's their job not to be trusted.

Mick Jagger

#32. But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn't sweat.

Hunter S. Thompson

#33. They're dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he's dead. Especially when he's dead. - Bats 2015

Fred Barnett

#34. Never trust a promise

Jill Hucklesby

#35. Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job.

Terry Pratchett

#36. Ronan's smile was sharp and hooked as one of the creature's claws. "'A sword is never a killer; it is a tool in the killer's hand'."
"I can't believe Noah didn't stick around to help."
"Sure you can. Never trust the dead.

Maggie Stiefvater

#37. Never trust a man who sits, uninvited, at the head of the table in another man's home.

Cecelia Ahern

#38. Never trust a second thought. Where there is two there is three. You will end up thinking forever.

Richard Fish

#39. I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

William Halsey

#40. I could tell you, but you should never trust what someone says about themselves. It's something you need to see for yourself.

Maria La Serra

#41. Never trust people who've only got one fucking book.

Billy Connolly

#42. Never trust a stockbroker under the age of 60.

David R. Wommack

#43. Never trust the captain who has never taken any education from the School of Storms!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#44. Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

D. Elton Trueblood

#45. Never trust people who don't have something in their lives that they love beyond all reason.

Fredrik Backman

#46. Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God.

Lawrence Welk

#47. Never trust an Italian. The Nazis did that, and look where it got them.

Paul Murray

#48. I'm so sorry, Austin. I know it hurts," Day whispered in his ear. "But trust me this once, if you never trust me for anything else. That man will be back." Michaels

A.E. Via

#49. Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

Haruki Murakami

#50. Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy.

Tad Williams

#51. I'm not much for cats. I'm terrified of mice. I've worked a lot with elephants, and they are extremely intelligent and sensitive, and thankfully, they seem to like me. You never want to get on the bad side of an elephant. And never trust a chimp.

Mary Ellen Mark

#52. We all make basic assumptions about things in life, but sometimes those assumptions are WRONG. We must never trust in what we assume, only in what we KNOW.

Darren Shan

#53. Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.

Eubie Blake

#54. I can hire someone to guard me. (Rowena)
Never trust a hired man. If they'll serve you for one price, they'll gladly serve another for a higher one. (Stryder)

Kinley MacGregor

#55. I feel the ground slipping under my feet, and just as I am about to fall off the precipice, you draw out a rope and pull me into the safety net of your embrace. That's the thing - I can never trust you to rescue me, and yet you do. Unfailingly.

Rosalyn D'Mello

#56. Never trust someone else to write your life story. Take the pen, and write it yourself.

Ellen J. Barrier

#57. Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret.

Sara Shepard

#58. Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

Noel Coward

#59. I just don't trust people who have bodies that change with their moods.
Well then you'll never trust the opposite sex again.

Melina Marchetta

#60. Claire, I'm sorry. I know now that I did everything wrong with you. By loving you so much, I turned into everything you'd ever feared. I wanted to take all your pain away, and instead I only gave you more. I drove you away and I know you will never trust me. You will always think that I'm like him.

Sydney Landon

#61. I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.

Randall Munroe

#62. Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

Richard Peck

#63. Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something.

Terry Pratchett

#64. Never trust a writer. They are too good at making Stories.

Himanshu Chhabra

#65. Never trust a man who bites the heads off chickens is probably a good sound rule of practice.

Kerry Greenwood

#66. You can never trust what you read.

William Goldman

#67. Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Aesop

#68. Among you Medes, I'm told, there are many men so honorable that everyone trusts them. We're not like that at all - we never trust one another. So what we do instead is make sure that each side's represented, so that every rascal's got two worse looking over his shoulder.

Gene Wolfe

#69. Mathematically, maybe," I said. "But trust isn't one of those things that lends itself well to math." "Sure it does," Bob said. "You trust somebody, they betray you, you get a negative value. You never trust, they can never disappoint you, you break even.

Jim Butcher

#70. Three things never trust in- The maiden sworn as pure, The vows a king has given, And an ambush that is sure.

Mercedes Lackey

#71. Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Helen Rowland

#72. Never trust a man who dresses too well or stays too clean. It ain't natural and whatever he's up to probably ain't legal.

Sue Merrell

#73. Never trust money more than gold.

Toba Beta

#74. The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.

Darynda Jones

#75. From this I think we can all conclude that the cow was the primary instigator of everything that followed - war, Tribulation, the End of the Worlds. Lesson One: never trust a rumiant.

Joanne Harris

#76. Never trust a Cahill." They

Gordon Korman

#77. Kuan Yew, I can never trust you as a politician.

Tunku Abdul Rahman

#78. Never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word
Paraphrased

Thomas Jefferson

#79. The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them up with chesnuts and carrots and hid them in a hen. Never trust a cook, my lord. They'll prune you when you least expect it.

George R R Martin

#80. Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

Terry Pratchett

#81. We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.

Anthony Hopkins

#82. Never trust anything, not until you can touch it. With touch, you know you know.

Ron Parsons

#83. Never trust a mirror,' his mother had told him. 'They never tell the truth unless you make them.

Isobelle Carmody

#84. HOGAN-No, I wouldn't think it, but my motto in life is never trust anyone too far, not even myself.

Eugene O'Neill

#85. Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.

Terry Pratchett

#86. The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent.

David Mamet

#87. My father always said, 'Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf' - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

#88. Never trust a woman's tears, Alyosha. I am never for the woman in such cases. I am always on the side of the men.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#89. Never trust a man who can dance.

E.L. James

#90. Perfection doesn't exist," I reply. "It's a mask people wear to conceal their ugly truths. Never trust someone who only ever smiles at you.

J.M. Darhower

#91. NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 5 DAYS A MONTH AND
DOESN'T DIE

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#92. Poetry by its very nature is subversive ... It turns words inside out, confounds meaning, changes black and white to ambiguous shades of gray. Never trust a poet.

Cristina Garcia

#93. You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

Mark Twain

#94. To me, the most important rules in life are:
1. Never trust people you love.
2. Never trust people you don't love.
3. Never trust people at all.

Girl234

#95. You promise to stop if I say so?" she asked doubtfully, even while she lay down.
"I promise. Though never trust anything a man tells you when he's got his head between your legs.

Anna Campbell