Top 100 Quotes About Momma

#1. My mother is the most incredible woman on this entire Earth, and she's so giving and loving and sweet and she always raised me how to forgive and forget and move on. She's the catalyst behind it all, my mom is. And I'm 100% a momma's boy!

Brody Jenner

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#2. We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be; and pullout the treasure that they cannot yet see.

Momma Moon

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#3. Momma, you're special, Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.

Stephenie Meyer

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#4. Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems,

Chris Kyle

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#5. His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer?

Pharoahe Monch

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#6. Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Various

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#7. Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Coolio

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#8. Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said.

Carolyn Brown

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#9. Whenever I'd get howlin' over something, he'd grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said it
was probably bein' dunked under water that made me stupid.

Cole Alpaugh

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#10. The weight of appreciation and the threat, which was never spoken, of a return to Momma were burdens that clogged my childish wits into impassivity.

Maya Angelou

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#11. Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe

Rick Bragg

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#12. Ghosts are everywhere, not just the ghost of Momma in the woods, but ghosts of us too, what we used to be like in those long summers.

Eve Chase

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#13. Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.'

Muhammad Ali

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#14. I am loving being Momma. I really, really am.

Barbara Mandrell

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#15. The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.'

Gene Ward

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#16. I watched the jealousy between them grow, and felt it was none of my fault
only Momma's! As everything wrong in my life was her fault.

V.C. Andrews

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#17. A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times

Eric Jerome Dickey

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#18. Promise to my momma I'ma make it to the Top..
So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop

J. Cole

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#19. I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women.

Penny Reid

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#20. I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.

Larry Hagman

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#21. My momma once told me, you don't need to be pushed in order to fall. I don't think you'll need to do much pushing, Jessica.

Penny Reid

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#22. I would love to go into musicals. I got a chance to sing in 'Big Momma's House,' and that's something I would love to do more. But only in Broadway or in the movies. I don't think I would ever seek a career as a singer.

Jessica Lucas

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#23. Are you hitting on me?" Shocked, I shook my head. "Are you for real?"
"My momma probably thinks I'm real."
I ignored that. "While I have a stake at your throat?

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#24. I love you," was his reply. "I make myself keep on loving you, despite what you do. I've got to love you. We all have to love you, and believe in
you, and think you are looking out for our best interests. But look at us, Momma, and really see us.

V.C. Andrews

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#25. How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama.

Yelawolf

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#26. You do. Jordie Thomas is not a take-home-to-Momma kind of man." "No, he isn't," she agreed. "But he is a fuck-you-stupid kind of man.

Toni Aleo

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#27. After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.

Dolly Parton

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#28. Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.

Various

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#29. Yo Mama so ugly,

Yo Momma

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#30. He carries what he feels for people deep inside. Even as a kid he was that way," Aunt Margaret said. "Your momma knows that." But I had wondered then as I did now what good love was that couldn't be expressed.

Ron Rash

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#31. Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.

Various

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#32. Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.

Merle Haggard

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#33. It's just fun to say aliens. I keep thinking something is gonna pop out of my chest and try to make me its momma.

Milly Taiden

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#34. Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and friendship.

Ebony Tanya

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#35. Why doesn't momma come back?

Cynthia Voigt

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#36. Someone needs to break that rotation saying "grandma did that" or "momma slept around" "auntie did the same" or "cousins did it too" just rotation after rotation.

Sarah Bodiford

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#37. i think about how - if I want to welcome the inevitable transformations of my life - I'm going to have to fully open myself to spirit-speak, to a seemingly cheesy-Earth-Momma vulnerability. I'm going to have to cede control - not just mentally or physically but also spiritually.

Leigh Ann Henion

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#38. Oh. Momma told me not to tell you that your bed squeaks. But I think you know, 'cause I could hear it this morning. Jake dropped his fork. Tor, for the first time Jake had ever seen, turned scarlet. Maureen looked at them both and sighed. Christmas is always so interesting with you, Mark.

Chris Owen

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#39. *** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail.

Various

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#40. My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

Aries Spears

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#41. I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark.

Barry Bonds

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#42. Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's dead, and Momma thought you was dead, too.

Katherine Paterson

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#43. Mina wanted some of the kind of love Momma gave to her children, where love was the first and deepest thing, and the questions came later and the answers wouldn't matter much measured up against the love.

Cynthia Voigt

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#44. My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer.

Miles Davis

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#45. Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier.

Rick Ross

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#46. I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting.

Geronimo Pratt

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#47. I believe a family just isn't complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy's nose right around the time they divorced.

Cole Alpaugh

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#48. When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home and just relax and study my lines and get ready for the next day.

Martin Lawrence

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#49. I'll be glad when this election is over!" Mary Anna yelled out the window of her car. She pulled the silver convertible classic Mercedes into the driveway of Eternal Slumber. "I was mobbed by O'Dell's sister and my momma this morning before I even had my boobs tucked in.

Tonya Kappes

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#50. Momma always said the common misconception in relationships was that people got so caught up in finding someone who understood them when, in reality, all they needed was someone who wanted to understand them. With the right person, that would be more than enough.

Anne Jolin

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#51. My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.

Jerry Lee Lewis

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#52. You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Jeff Foxworthy

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#53. Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!

Tony Glare

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#54. My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else.

James Buchanan

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#55. And Burford needs a momma.

Kristen Ashley

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#56. Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.

J. Cole

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#57. I've been married, divorced; I've been the baby momma, the side piece and the secret ... all of these things. I share it in an effort to make people better.

Niecy Nash

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#58. You know, we're a tight family. I live right down the street from my folks. I talk to my mother every day. I'm a momma's boy. We all are. So there's no exclusion in this family. You're part of it. We embrace you and lift you up.

Emilio Estevez

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#59. Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself.

Martin Lawrence

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#60. This is exactly what They expect you to do," Momma says.
They with a capital T.
There's Them and then there's Us.
Sometimes They look like Us and don't recognize They are Us.

Angie Thomas

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#61. Hi there! You're cute. Do you have any girlfriends? 'Cause Gran says Momma needs a man in her life. Then Pops says, 'Pfft, Martine, the last thing Elise needs is a man!' But I think my Gran is right."
"Rennie, for tonight, let's play the think-about-what-we-say-before-we-say-it-game.

Lauren Dane

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#62. Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday
You just go to LIV after church on Sunday

Drake

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#63. This boy at school taught me. But then he pulled my ponytail on the playground the next day, so I'm not really friends with him anymore."
"Why did he pull your ponytail?"
"Momma says boys are mean when they like you," she whispered in a disgusted voice. "But I think Momma's been misinformed.

Shelly Crane

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#64. God, He didn't write the scripts for the puny little players down
here.
We wrote them ourselves-with each day we lived, each word we spoke,
each thought we etched on our brains. And Momma had written her
script, too.
And a sorry one it was.

V.C. Andrews

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#65. Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty.

Jamie Farrell

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#66. And his momma never told him who his father was. But she left a clue: posters of Herman E. Calloway and his famous band, the Dusky Devastators of the Depression!!!!!! Bud's got

Christopher Paul Curtis

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#67. In most ways, Mibs, we Beaumonts are just like other people...We get born, and sometime later we die. And in between, we're happy and sad, we feel love and we feel fear, we eat and we sleep and we hurt like everyone else.

- Momma

Ingrid Law

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#68. Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.

Erk Russell

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#69. I even pulled out the can of cat treats. Yes, I'd bought him treats. Give it another month and I'd be collecting his shed whiskers and claws like a proud momma preserving her baby's first haircut and lost teeth.

Kelley Armstrong

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#70. I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.

Ryan Mecum

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#71. If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun.

Chris Smither

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#72. Momma was home. She was the most totally human, human being that I have ever known, and so very beautiful. Within our home, she was an abundance of love, discipline, fun, affection, strength, tenderness, encouragement, understanding, inspiration, support.

Leontyne Price

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#73. Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked.

Robert J. Crane

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#74. Despite what your momma told ya, violence does solve problems.

Chris Kyle

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#75. So for fifteen years she'd been hiding her love for a man who had been hiding his love for her. That meant she'd betrayed the man who loved her.

Brent Weeks

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#76. Now Momma's done away with the old black kettle she used to cook in when I was just littleAnd the door ain't sprung on her electric rangeThat little old farm and home we had it ain't there no more and that's too badFolks are doing away with the simple things ...

Dolly Parton

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#77. Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.

Ludacris

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#78. I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.

Shelby Lynne

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#79. All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano.

Dolly Parton

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#80. Bad moments don't make bad mommas.

Lysa TerKeurst

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#81. Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

Steve Harvey

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#82. You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

Jeff Foxworthy

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#83. Basketball is what got me out of the projects. It got my momma the house she never had, the car she never had. Nobody is going to get the best of me. You might score more points than me, but you're going to know you were in a dogfight.

Kenyon Martin

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#84. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!

Various

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#85. His eyes lit up. "Oh, it's the Vanderbilts! They make these pumpkin and banana pancakes that are so good, they will make you want to slap your momma."
"I already want to," I muttered under my breath.
"What's that?"
"Nothing. Let's go.

Shelly Crane

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#86. we saw a man walking in our midst who would have made James Bond feel insecure. Indiana Jones would have looked like a momma's boy compared to the man in the leather jacket with two days' growth of beard who walked to where my mother stood and then - horror of horrors - winked at her.

Ally Carter

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#87. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Various

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#88. Make your mess your message," Momma liked to say. And I did.

Robin Roberts

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#89. Momma, I could live with the idea.

Carolyn Brown

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#90. Please don't tell my momma I died in pain, he muttered ... He died right then. He didn't even live long enough to hear my lies about how everything was going to be okay

Chris Kyle

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#91. I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though I had any say in the matter. I'm just really fortunate. She's the most kind, loving, giving woman.

Hayden Christensen

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#92. Kodachrome, it gives us those nice bright colors
Gives us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!
I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph
So momma, don't take my Kodachrome away ...

Paul Simon

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#93. Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird . . . Margo stirred and crawled to her mother, dragging one twisted leg behind her. Maddie followed. They huddled together, the three of them, pressed against the Plexiglas.

Ilona Andrews

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#94. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.

Various

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#95. Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes?

Various

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#96. When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles,' Amelie said. 'Not one who ran away from them.'
'Snap,' Eve said.
'You know what they're talking about?' Shane asked.
'Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Rachel Caine

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#97. For example, when my mother died, the people who showed up just to put an apron on to cook, people who really do the right thing, so to speak, as my momma would always say to show that they care, a sense of community that we've lost so much in our country.

Sela Ward

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#98. It's 1936, in Flint, Michigan. Times are hard. Ten-year-old Bud is a motherless boy on the run, and his momma never told him who his father was. But she left a clue: posters of Herman

Christopher Paul Curtis

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#99. You have to tell him 'go toodles, Bits, go toodles for momma,'" I said, pitching my voice high in imitation, "or else he won't go." Blane looked at me. "I'm not doing that," he said flatly. "But then he'll go on the bed," I protested. "How about I just point my gun at him," he deadpanned.

Tiffany Snow

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#100. Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake.

Dorothea Benton Frank

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