Momma Jokes Quotes

#1. Judging other people says more about you than about the person you're judging. Except of course when you're judging people with too many cats. And by that, I mean more than one cat. Those people are completely bonkers and should be locked up.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. As a camera is an instrument that teaches us how to see when we don't have a camera, writing is a process that teaches how to think when we are not writing.

Ted Agon

#3. One of the vices of the virtue of decentralization is that people don't share ideas.

Dorothy Nevill

#4. I don't even get the term, "the birds and the bees".
How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never see a pigeon railing a
dove or a honey bee sticking it to a bumble bee.

Tara Sivec

#5. They haven't been unhappy these last few years, quite the opposite. But it's been a long, long time since she felt that sense of giddy love that effervesces in the pit of your stomach and spectacularly upends the world.

Blake Crouch

#6. Paying the iron price.

George R R Martin

#7. 138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs

Pokemon Jokes

#8. If you're afraid to live your life in a glass bubble, how can you do what we do in this industry?

Jimmy Smits

#9. The hardest battles have the sweetest victories.

Gena Showalter

#10. Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.

Allen Neuharth