Top 10 Ryan Mecum Quotes
#1. Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti.
Ryan Mecum
#2. You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.
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#3. I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.
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#4. Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.
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#5. Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.
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#6. Bitting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.
Ryan Mecum
#7. My town is broken.
From this view, I see the end.
Below, they gather.
Ryan Mecum
#8. Little old ladies
speed away in their wheelchairs,
frightened meals on wheels.
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#9. If the dawn should break
and take away this sunrise,
I hope I break, too.
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#10. If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.
Ryan Mecum
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