Quotes About Hangovers

#1. Nick felt a tear rise to his eye at the thought of the child's utter innocence of hangovers.

Alan Hollinghurst

#2. Hangovers had a way of teaching people that drinking alcohol was not a good idea.

John Flanagan

#3. Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.

Maggie Stiefvater

#4. Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers.

Alfred W. Crosby

#5. There is an innocence in the very word "afternoon." Morning is for trains and business and hangovers, night is for love and burglary. The afternoon is the halcyon, the calm between earnestness and drama.

Adam Hall

#6. I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Margaret Cho

#7. Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers.

Charles Bukowski

#8. I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

Chelsea Handler

#9. I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

Jack Kerouac

#10. Turn off your phone, asshole! Some of us have hangovers! Raegan yelled from her bedroom.

Jamie McGuire

#11. I admit I get the occasional headache," I said. "I admit some of my hangovers are epic. But usually all it takes for me to bounce back is a sauna, cold-plunge pool, steam bath, massage, and wasabi to clear the sinuses".

George Gurley

#12. Hangovers are fun, said no one ever.

Lauren Blakely

#13. He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.

Kresley Cole

#14. I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers
those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery.

J.A. Redmerski

#15. I've loved 'Vanity Fair' since I was 16 years old. You know, we're all colonial hangovers in India, steeped in English literature. It is one of these novels that I read under the covers at my convent boarding school in Simla.

Mira Nair

#16. Down here in the pain, I don't have to know. I just note the question and move on. Answers are rare and come in their own time but hangovers are reliable and never in short supply.

Richard Kadrey

#17. And the next time I reach for my pen,
it won't be to write about you again.
The sun will feel warm on my skin once more,
and I will get drunk on the colors of the sky
instead of tasting hangovers dripping from strangers' lips.

Sade Andria Zabala

#18. Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.

Jeff Sampson

#19. Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD's bestow you with rotten crotch.

Sherri Desbois

#20. We were full of righteous anger and dreams of vengeance when we got here, and a couple of blowjobs and hangovers later it's like nothing ever happened

James S.A. Corey

#21. Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.

Cory O'Brien

#22. A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

Lemmy Kilmister

#23. Taboos after all are only hangovers, the product of diseased minds, you might say, of fearsome people who hadn't the courage to live and who under the guise of morality and religion have imposed these things upon us.

Henry Miller

#24. Cork your pistol, city boy," she murmured. "Ice cream is for hangovers. If you drug me, I'll also cut your man bits off. I need to be consoled, not tapped on the shoulder as if you were tapping me into a WWE fight.

Kirsty Dallas

#25. I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment.

John Steinbeck

#26. What he hates about whisky hangovers, he thinks now, is the synthesis they achieve between the spiritual and the gastric, as if your soul needs to throw up or your stomach has realised life is meaningless.

Ned Beauman

#27. I'll get up in the morning while they've all got hangovers and run my 5 miles. But the women who do run are usually 10 years younger than me and they're really obsessed about running. That's all they do. They're really boring.

Trisha Goddard

#28. I need to start using a hurricane naming system for my hangovers," he mumbles, stretching out on the couch. "I'm calling this one Abby. She's a total whore.

Christina Lauren

#29. Alcohol in the evening is very enjoyable. Hangovers in the morning are very unpleasant. At some point you have to choose: evenings, or mornings.

Matt Haig

#30. If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

Matt Haig

#31. Drug use makes you snappy, and you get very bad-tempered and have terrible hangovers.

Mick Jagger

#32. Champagne hangovers suck.

Katie McGarry

#33. By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

John Green

#34. I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.

Libba Bray

#35. He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of his skull pulsing like a single, giant nerve being chewed by some ruminant animal.

Alex Shakar

#36. Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover.
Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time.

Martin Amis

#37. He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes.

P.G. Wodehouse

#38. His head was pounding and his vision skewed in some way and he was vaguely amazed at being alive and not sure that it was worth it.

Cormac McCarthy

#39. Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

Robert Black

#40. Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

Jojo Moyes

#41. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Robert Benchley

#42. I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish I'd had another drink last night. That would have been a great idea

Arthur Mathews