Top 17 Hailstorm Quotes
#1. If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
Jeff Foxworthy
#2. My hailstorm tore them limb from limb.
Mary Weber
#4. * The blackest cloud I've ever seen squatted over Mussoorie, and then it hailed marbles for half an hour. Nothing like a hailstorm to clear the sky . Even as I write, I see a rainbow forming.
Ruskin Bond
#5. Apparently Lo- badass lady boss of fucking Hailstorm who had just negotiated a deal that saved two people I cared about after neutralizing an entire gang and watching a man be murdered, without even a blink- was a fucking romantic.
Go fucking figure.
Jessica Gadziala
#6. Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
#7. Tell me the truth," he rasps. "Admit it made you hot. It made you wet. You are coiled so tight I could slide my hand down your panties and make you come before you could tell me to stop.
Sarah Castille
#8. Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
Jean Paul
#9. My fingers darted, then danced, then flew. I played hard as a hailstorm, like a hammer beating brass. I played soft as sun on autumn wheat, gentle as a single stirring leaf.
Patrick Rothfuss
#10. I am the hailstorm that shall break the heads of those who do not take shelter.
Girolamo Savonarola
#11. Mathematics is the bold luxury of pure reason, one of the few that remain today.
Robert Musil
#12. Life is a hailstorm of distractions. It's not the monster that stops us but the mosquito.
Robert G. Allen
#13. There's an old saying in Avenia that goes, Just because it's calmer than a hailstorm doesn't mean it's calm.
Jennifer A. Nielsen
#14. A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.
Kathy Bryson
#15. I think I must have too much to eat, we were doing a scene where we were crawling, and I ripped my trousers. I was very embarrassed. I was sown in, stitched in, quickly!
Sarah Sutton
#16. If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.
Cintra Wilson
#17. Young, zombie, and famous, with money hanging out ma anus.
K. Bartholomew
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