Top 90 Quotes About Haha

#1. That dude is a class-A douche nozzle."

-Braeden

Cambria Hebert

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#2. My guardian angel," he said, the words beginning to slur. "I don't think I ever had one until now." "If you did," she said, "you probably ran too fast for her to keep up with you." He made a quiet sound of amusement.
- Leo & Catherine

Lisa Kleypas

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#3. I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."

Jim Gaffigan

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#4. If you sext, do you get a phoner?

Cambria Hebert

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#5. Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intelligence (but don't let that go to your head haha)

Patrick Stump

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#6. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer.

Tina Fey

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#7. Go to hell," Sebastian muttered. "No doubt that was what you came to tell me tonight. If so, you're about a month too late."
"That was my intention," Westcliff admitted. "Now, however, I've decided to stay and have a snifter of brandy while you tell me what in God's name you're doing.

Lisa Kleypas

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#8. I'm tryin' to be part of a functioning society so I can't listen to Curren$y man. His rhymes make me high haha.

Sean Price

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#9. Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.

Norm MacDonald

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#10. I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. "I don't even get cheesy seduction music?"
Jack shook his head. "I usually do this a cappella."
"You mean unaccompanied?"
"No, I haven't done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen."
-Ella & Jack

Lisa Kleypas

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#11. You like to say fucking a lot, don't you?" I muttered while adding the sweatpants to the cart.
"It's like verbal salt. I enjoy sprinkling it on everything.

Bijou Hunter

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#12. Head Bitch in charge, luvah...

Mia Asher

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#13. Pas encore. Qa m'amuse."
"Really, Poirot!"
"Yes, my friend. I grow old and childish, do I not?

Agatha Christie

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#14. hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ? hey babe is there even a god at all?? Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe ???????????? Babe ???????????

Unknown

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#15. Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

Colleen Hoover

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#16. She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.

Kimberly Derting

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#17. He'd more than achieved his goal; as usual Boyd had the ability to completely blow his mind. If insanity had a temporary cure, its name would be Boyd's Blowjob. He could open his own store full of home remedies; it'd give the term 'Head Shop' a whole new meaning.

Santino Hassell

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#18. Mom, thanks for letting me drop out of high school. Haha!

Dave Grohl

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#19. There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -"
"I am desolated!"
"That's a good boy!

Agatha Christie

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#20. I also think swimmers are pretty fashion conscious and mos aren't always the best accessory to be rocking. Haha.

James Magnussen

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#21. Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?"
"Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.

Agatha Christie

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#22. A wooden stake through the heart will kill just about anything. And if it doesn't, run like hell.
-Kyrian

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#23. My family is the treasure. I thank them heartily but I can't say this seeing them face to face since I'm too shy haha.

Daesung

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#24. My worst habit is ... getting naked all the time haha ... sorry.

Harry Styles

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#25. Merripen?" Her voice was strained.
"Yes?"
"You should probably know that if my brother hasn't already managed to kill himself, I plan to shoot him when we find him."
"I'll hand you the pistol.

Lisa Kleypas

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#26. If a Palestinian bulldozer were ever invented (Haha, I know!) and I were given the chance to be in an orchard, in Haifa for instance,I would never uproot a tree an Israeli planted. No Palestinian would. To Palestinians, the tree is sacred, and so is the Land bearing it

Refaat Alareer

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#27. Romeo was late. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo ... I snorted. It was so loud it startled a girl at a nearby table.
- Rimmel

Cambria Hebert

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#28. I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room most times I probably look like an idiot dancing around haha.

Christina Grimmie

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#29. Actively hating your newfound popularity with a fiery passion can really take a lot out off you

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

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#30. This is for all you kids out there watching TV, when you should go open a book. Haha.

Blake Lewis

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#31. Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. "What did you do?" I duck my head, embarrassed. "I sort of lost my temper.

Jasinda Wilder

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#32. How good is your hearing?'
'What?'
'Haha' I say dryly

Susan Ee

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#33. First of all, "no self" doesn't mean there is no self, haha. So the "no problem" is jumped at a little too fast I'm afraid. Especially in American culture where people tend to be materialistic philosophically. I don't mean running to the mall, but philosophically, you see?

Robert Thurman

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#34. Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?"
"Funny haha or funny strange?"
James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'"
"Ah. Funny strange"
James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one

Maggie Stiefvater

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#35. the team will say "We can't get anything done in a week." I generally ask them, "Well, can you get anything done in a day, then?" They'll reply that they cannot, and I'll ask them why they plan to come in tomorrow if they aren't going to do anything. Haha, very funny. Except serious.

Anonymous

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#36. Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#37. I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."
-Phobos & Diemos

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#38. ...I have test... "I wanna to make a screenshot of this... on the board..."...
"Can I go to the toilet?"...
Hahaha... this fucking people... I'm going to cheat and nobody can do anything about that!

Deyth Banger

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#39. Babies move more than books and aren't as conveniently shaped.

Gabrielle Zevin

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#40. Whatcha got for us today, Miss?" the oldest one asks.
"I want you to move everything out of unit four."
"Everything?"
"Yes. Except the brown chair in the living room." I open the door to the building. "On second thought, leave the mattress, too

Lori Nelson Spielman

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#41. I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha.

John Warnock

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#42. I thought of making you and Julian real brothers.
What is she talking about? Does she expect us to do a ritual thing like cut ourselves and rub blood together so we're blood brothers?

Simone Elkeles

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#43. We don't know," Gansey said, around his straw. "Why is the tea so good here?"
"I spit in it. Let me see this thing.

Maggie Stiefvater

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#44. This is what it had come to. Glitter. How he thought glitter had been a good idea, the Gods only knew."

- Charles' thoughts

K.F. Breene

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#45. Something's gone very wrong when you're thinking about roaring like a lion in a leotard just to get off."

-Charles

K.F. Breene

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#46. We should get these wet clothes off," I say conscious now of the cold.
A smile breaks over Colton's face. He raises an eyebrow. "Yeah?

Jessi Kirby

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#47. Life isn't all haha hehe.

Meera Syal

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#48. And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too personal, get your tough skin on and stand firm.

Christina Grimmie

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#49. Do you think the Bible is accurate? I mean, do you think it's real?"
"I think Pastor Calvin is hot. In a fortysomething way. That pretty much sums up my religious conviction.

Becca Fitzpatrick

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#50. Well, I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too.

Wendy Higgins

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#51. Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

Jeff Kinney

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#52. I like your mom," Adam said as they watched her walk away.
"She's a saint."
"Jake," his father called.
"And that's the reason why," Jake murmured.

Sarah Addison Allen

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#53. I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!

Brian Jacques

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#54. Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner.

Leah Raeder

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#55. I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He's completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off.

Colleen Hoover

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#56. I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that's my new phrase now I guess) I tend to tune out or start laughing at it like, "Haha, you guys really believe there is a heaven."

Brad Warner

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#57. This stupid toaster is ruining my life!

Cole Gibsen

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#58. You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.

Tara Sivec

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#59. Get away from me," she cried. "What are you?"

"Death," Lok answered menacingly.

Brooke looked at him in horror.

"Haha, just kidding.

Will Collins

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#60. Music meant more to me than a social life and just hangin out. haha just being tired of repacking my suit case every couple of days, and anytime i wanted to cop some new clothes i would have to throw away something I had to make room in the suitcase.

G-Eazy

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#61. Dexter was scared... and suprised... haha.

Deyth Banger

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#62. I have sat in the dark here electric (haha) typer off lights out radio off drinking in the dark lighting cigarettes in the dark there was fire off the match we are all burning together burning brothers and sisters I like it I like it I like it.

Charles Bukowski

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#63. haha must have been a weird typo it's illegal to hunt men but exhilarating

Mallory Ortberg

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#64. Nothing is more depressing than a tired dominatrix.

Amy Poehler

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#65. Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.

Kyousuke Motomi

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#66. I'm not sick, Deuce. You don't know your own charm.
My charm? I hadn't been aware I had any. It must be the dress, I thought.

Ann Aguirre

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#67. I said it once. Now I'll say it twice. If there's two things in this world that can't be killed, it's the fungus under my sack and the Reaper of bloodydamn Mars. Haha!

Pierce Brown

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#68. Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#69. Never bullshit a bullshitter.

Jennifer Niven

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#70. Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket, 'but if you don't lay off me, I'm going to make you breathing impaired.'"
"-Nick and Ash

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#71. Romeo had the attention span of a slice of bread.
Which is none at all.
Every time I start to explain something, it's like not only his eyes glazed over, but his entire body. At one point, I wondered if it were possible for him to be asleep with his eyes open.
And God, he smelled good.

Cambria Hebert

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#72. Meet Bob...

Bob is in this cage because he tried to steal my cookie.

Haha Bob,

Haha.

Stanley Fischer

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#73. At least work keeps you from your vices," Win quipped one evening before supper, rubbing his hair affectionately as she joined him in the parlor. "I happen to like my vices," Leo told her. "That's why I went to the trouble of acquiring them."
- Win & Leo

Lisa Kleypas

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#74. Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

Rick Riordan

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#75. Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no!

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#76. I guess it would be too much to ask to let Savannah bite my neck. Gary made an attempt at humor. He was rubbing his neck, every Dracula movie he had ever seen going through his mind.
A low growl rumbling in Gregori's throat was his answer.

Christine Feehan

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#77. Leo," Amelia asked suspiciously, "what are you planning to do to her?" "Why do you always insist on asking questions when you know you won't like the answers?" "Because, being an optimist," she said tartly, "I always hope I'm wrong."
- Amelia & Leo

Lisa Kleypas

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#78. She sighed in appreciation and wrapped her hands around the cup. She took a sip and glanced at Braeden. "How did you know I like mocha?"
"Because you're a girl."
"Oh," she said and went back to her coffee.

Cambria Hebert

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#79. Yes, right, and the earth is flat," I replied. Stupidly, I said it out loud. Everyone else at the table looked at me, taken aback.
"No, Gwenny, the earth is a globe," Caroline kindly told me. "I couldn't believe it at first, either. But apparently it flies through the universe at lightning speed.

Kerstin Gier

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#80. I don't think I really have any wisdom. Stay out of trouble. Good luck. Stay away from women because they will burn you, haha.

Jason Aldean

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#81. Their long overdue kiss was interrupted far too soon for either of their likings.
"Well, it be about time!"
Nothing on God's earth can douse a man's ardor like the sound of his mother's voice.

Suzan Tisdale

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#82. I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

Rick Riordan

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#83. It took the combined efforts of Cam and George to load the grumbling, protesting Leo into the carriage. "It's like hauling five sacks of potatoes all at once," the footman said breathlessly, pushing Leo's foot safely inside the vehicle.
"The potatoes would be quieter," Cam said.

Lisa Kleypas

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#84. Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.

Jasinda Wilder

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#85. If someone is robbing us, come back after buisness hours! Calla's voice came from upstairs.

Maggie Stiefvater

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#86. Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Santino Marella

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#87. It's not really your land," Merripen had told him, "until you've put some of your own blood and sweat into it." "Is that all?" Leo asked sarcastically. "Only blood and sweat? I'm certain I can find one or two other bodily fluids to donate if it's that important."
- Merripen & Leo

Lisa Kleypas

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#88. KEVIN: And now a word from our sponsors. Lauren?
LAUREN: Thank, Kev. Can I call you Kev?
KEVIN: Haha. No Lauren, by no means.

Joseph Fink

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#89. Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally a blanket that's like, 'I'm going to keep you warm.' It's like having a small child with polio keep you in a full nelson - the perfect pressure.

Daniel Tosh

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#90. Goes with the whole King of the Badasses. Kind of hard to lead an army of the damned if I'm the King of Nice
-Stryker

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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