Quotes About Getting Married

#1. Getting married had been all his idea, but he hadn't told her how very afraid of it he was. He seemed to need to force his way through it anyway, as he did with everything that scared him terribly. He was afraid of marriage and he was afraid of being alone, too.

Paula McLain

#2. But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?

Nancy Pelosi

#3. Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.

Thomas More

#4. George Bush says that gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. Is anybody here married? Does it feel like a gift from God to you?

Greg Giraldo

#5. Whenever I imagined my future, growing up and getting married, for some reason I always pictured a woman. It was just how my mind worked.

Calista Lynne

#6. Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death.

Adolf Guggenbhuhl-Craig

#7. OK, he and Katie fell in love, they're getting married. Why is this in the news? Why is this a big deal? Is there something unusual about meeting someone and falling in love?

Mimi Rogers

#8. When they held constant all the factors that typically push men into marriage, they found that actually getting married made a man less likely to commit crimes immediately thereafter.107 The causal pathway has been pithily explained by Johnny Cash: Because you're mine, I walk the line.

Steven Pinker

#9. I make a living from storytelling - if you're a public person and you sing songs about getting married to get a visa, and you are actually doing that, you're gonna end up in trouble.

Jens Lekman

#10. It is only premarital sex if you are planning on getting married.

Craig Johnson

#11. Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

Jim Gaffigan

#12. I think people get freaked out about getting married and spending 20 or 30 years sleeping with the same person, but if that's the case, don't do it. Have someone for 5 years and another person for another 5 years.

Cameron Diaz

#13. I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.

Steve Martin

#14. Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

Jason Biggs

#15. When I go home to Pennsylvania, my cousins who live in small towns and are twenty-three with kids are like 'Krysten, when are you getting married?' 'When are you having a kid?' Honestly, those aren't the most important things to me right now.

Krysten Ritter

#16. First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I'd let you babysit.

Jennifer Crusie

#17. Did you ever look through a microscope at a drop of pond water? You see plenty of love there. All the amoebae getting married. I presume they think it very exciting and important. We don't.

Rose Macaulay

#18. He already decided she was marrying him no matter what. Informing her that they were getting married was just a courtesy

R.L. Mathewson

#19. Being in love and getting married, now, that's two different things. I was in love once, of course I was. Nobody should go through life without falling in love.
But didn't you love him enough to marry him?
I loved him enough, I just loved my freedom more.

Sue Monk Kidd

#20. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It's been 15 years since I've been getting married every year.

Vanessa Paradis

#21. For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like retarded people getting together to give each other PhDs. It doesn't make them smarter, and it doesn't make us married.

Dan Savage

#22. Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.

Nicolas Bentley

#23. I was so uncomfortable at a party recently when the conversation droned on about women who are constantly getting married. I was on the edge of my chair, close to squirming in embarrassment because I myself was guilty of four husbands. I finally leaned forward and squeaked, 'But one died!

Bette Davis

#24. I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#25. I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

Don Adams

#26. I am a typical Italian; I love the clan. But I don't think about getting married.

Gianni Versace

#27. The 'institution of marriage' is being threatened - by people getting married? Huh?

Christina Engela

#28. Angie is only getting married once," Marty said. "While your track record for finding bodies, well, let's just say this probably won't be your last." "You

Jenn McKinlay

#29. It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.

Craig Johnson

#30. I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn't happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues.

Salman Khan

#31. One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

Chelsea Handler

#32. Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it's starting a new business, whether it's leaving home, whether it's getting married, or whether it's flying in space.

Chris Hadfield

#33. Everything that is worthwhile in life is scary. Choosing a school, choosing a career, getting married, having kids - all those things are scary. If it is not fearful, it is not worthwhile.

Paul Tournier

#34. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a dayspare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote.

Sylvia Plath

#35. Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

Jennifer Crusie

#36. Marriage should be the result of love between the couple getting married and not brute force from their parents.

K. Hari Kumar

#37. People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.

Rosamunde Pilcher

#38. People keep on getting married. Evidently hope is eternal in the human breast.

Sherwood Anderson

#39. I love you. We're getting married, and that's the way it is. Get used to it.

Julie Garwood

#40. Films portraying successful black people getting married are great, but films that only show one aspect of our culture, bother me.

Drake

#41. Do I regret getting married? It's hard for me to say anything because ultimately we're talking about the mother of my child.

Alec Baldwin

#42. Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart

#43. The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that's bad luck. You know what's worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I've read studies. It's like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Hank Moody

#44. Young people, look to your Bible when thinking about any matter, including getting married.

Billy Graham

#45. You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

Janet Evanovich

#46. There is a gap in my work from '84 to 2002, 18 years where I stopped writing. I was working at fiction and other things and starting a school and getting married and starting a family, but I wasn't writing poetry for the better part of 15 years.

Philip Schultz

#47. This is Mina. She was homeless. I found her. I'm keeping her. She loves me. So we're getting married. And I died. Embarrassment seeped out of me like oozing slime.

Belle Aurora

#48. It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Drew Carey

#49. Getting married and settling down isn't the most important thing in my life.

Liam Neeson

#50. My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.

Ian Fleming

#51. For me, getting married doesn't mean we should limit ourselves to some pre-defined idea. Rather, it's an opportunity to explore new things in life.

Jessica Biel

#52. This gets into a fundamental change in how marriage is viewed. Today we see getting married as finding a life partner. Someone we love. But this whole idea of marrying for happiness and love is relatively new.

Aziz Ansari

#53. What's interesting is often people think life changes when you have a record deal and you do all kinds of stuff. Obviously your life changes, but nothing changes your life like getting married and having kids.

Jamie Cullum

#54. Getting married, having children, and staying together long after all love has died, saying that it's for the good of the children (who are, apparently, deaf to the constant rows).

Paulo Coelho

#55. How those girls enjoyed putting their nest in order! As Phil said, it was almost as good as getting married. You had the fun of homemaking without the bother of a husband.

L.M. Montgomery

#56. Schopenhauer writes about marriage. He says getting married is like grasping blind into a sack of snakes and hoping to find an eel.

Laura Moriarty

#57. A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking of getting married.

Eric Bana

#58. If one is going to change the definition of marriage to be, quote, 'same sex,' then there is absolutely no valid argument constitutionally or rhetorically you can make against multiple people getting married. These are radical social changes.

Gary Bauer

#59. If you don't think a mental patient has the right to bring a sawed-off shotgun to the church where his ex-girlfriend is getting married, you're part of the problem.

David Sedaris

#60. The girl, indeed, is rare who does not, on getting married, attempt to remodel her husband according to her own ideas.

Aimee Dostoyevsky

#61. I'll play a character who is getting married to a woman to avoid the draft. Ultimately they fall in love with each other, but at first it's only out of practicality.

Elijah Wood

#62. We're getting married in an hour. I already spoke to Nicolai

Nalini Singh

#63. Getting married and becoming the father of young children has taught me that I am a narcissist. The good news is that I am a really great, really important, and really special narcissist.

Jim Gaffigan

#64. Want to go to a wedding with me in Ohio?"
Rolling to my side, Kellan sat up on his elbow. "Anyone I know getting married?" he asked, amusement in his voice.
Smiling, I shrugged again. "Just some annoying wishy-washy girl that half the world hates.

S.C. Stephens

#65. And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

Mark McKinney

#66. There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

Dave Grohl

#67. You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you're getting married - especially when it's with someone they haven't met yet.

Chad Kroeger

#68. She's been fucking someone else. She's still fucking Duane. She's getting back together with Duane and they're getting married. Duane's in the closet with a video camera and a gun.

Chad Kultgen

#69. Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did.

Jenny McCarthy

#70. I think getting married was a mistake along the way, but at the same time I wouldn't have the wonderful children I have if I didn't get married.

Hugh Hefner

#71. The tour life is real tough on a marriage. To the young guy who is just getting his PGA Tour card and is in a serious relationship, my advice is to wait three years before getting married.

Boo Weekley

#72. The act of getting married, stripped of the necessity to have a secure setting to raise children, seems to me no less grim than registering your emotions with the government.

Harry Shearer

#73. I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy.

Bill Rancic

#74. Appallingly, I hadn't thought about it one jot. I never daydreamed as a little girl of getting married and having children. I was as surprised to discover I was getting married as I was to discover I was up the duff.

Helen McCrory

#75. I think that, on some level, everybody lives vicariously through couples who are getting married.

Amy Dickinson

#76. I actually met Carrie Fisher a couple of years ago. When I told her that she was my first crush, she insisted that we get married and have a reality show about it. I'm lucky to have made it out of that weekend without getting married.

Joe Manganiello

#77. My father had a similar saying. He said that in heaven there's a huge cake reserved solely for married people who've never once regretted getting married. The cake's never been touched.

Bernardo Atxaga

#78. Our lives are crazy. When moments to remember happen, you have to pause a second to appreciate them. Otherwise none of this is worth it. And getting married to you is definitely a moment to remember." ~ Kellan Kyle

S.C. Stephens

#79. Getting married and really digging in with another human being can point out your greatest strengths and your greatest weaknesses.

Mat Kearney

#80. I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.

Albert Camus

#81. I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said, 'I need health benefits.'

Nancy Pelosi

#82. I couldn't help but think of my mother's most life-altering mistake. Silly and romantic, getting married fresh out of high school to a man she barely knew, then producing me a year later. She'd always promised me that she had no regrets, that I was the best gift hr life had ever given her.

Stephenie Meyer

#83. I'm really keen to go back and do some theatre, but I can't afford to at the moment because we're getting married in September. And then I'm hoping to direct a film at the end of this year, and that means a year of your life without pay.

Richard Roxburgh

#84. Getting married isn't going to make your relationship better. It's just a ceremony.

Rob Lowe

#85. As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

Ashton Kutcher

#86. I was never a girl who thought about getting married. Being in a relationship wasn't my priority.

Susan Downey

#87. I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

Richard Pryor

#88. I remember when all you ever talked about was finding a guy and getting married. You'd hog the TV, watching those sappy chick flicks
"
"Then I grew up and learned why they always end the movie after the guy and girl get together. That's when everything falls apart.

Cindi Madsen

#89. I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.

Mindy Kaling

#90. Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#91. Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?

L. Ron Hubbard

#92. I'm terrified to get married. I'm not getting married till my gay friends can.

Denise Mina

#93. Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you."
Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention ... "
Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't officially gone out yet. I just met him last night.

Ellen Schreiber

#94. The reality of getting married, it really changed things into something beautiful. There was transformation.

Peter Scolari

#95. My dear, the truth must be spoken. I declare I don't think I ever saw a young woman so improvident as you are. When are you to begin to think about getting married if you don't do it now?"
"I shall never begin to think about it, till I buy my wedding clothes.

Anthony Trollope

#96. I've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married.

Ricki Lake

#97. When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems like something you would want more than I would. I mean, I have Todd now and we're getting married, so I don't really need a vibrator. But it's fun for the single girls, I guess.

Jennifer Close

#98. They're serious"
"Well I hope so, they are getting married

R.S. Burnett

#99. I'm getting married because it's time and I want to have a family." "No, that's why men get married. Women get married because they're in love.

Kristin Billerbeck

#100. I like James Franco. I think he's really cute. I remember a while ago there was a rumor going around that he was getting married and all my friends and I were freaking out. Yeah, I think he's cute!

Miranda Cosgrove