Top 100 Quotes About Fuck
#1. There seem to be a lot of gay people there ... Oh please, as if that's what I meant by that. Trust me, none of them would ever want to fuck you anyway. They're gay, not blind.
Justin Halpern
#2. Life!' Vito exploded, making me jump. Up and down, good and bad, birth and death, celebration and devastation. If you got any balls at all, you roll with the punches and get the fuck on with it, pardon my French
Kristen Ashley
#3. I don't know how you usually treat the women you fuck, but you cannot just hurt me and expect me to come running whenever you need your dick sucked. Find another fucktoy.
Anne Malcom
#4. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.
George Carlin
#6. I collapse on my pillows in relief, my heart pounding. Thank fuck. I don't have a child. And
Sophie Kinsella
#7. You made one phone call and got your hands on an obscure French soap opera?" I stare at him. "Fuck. The Life of Dean is truly glorious."
"Told ya.
Elle Kennedy
#8. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.
Cardeno C.
#9. You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit.
Irvine Welsh
#10. If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of a different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the fuck alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records.
Chuck Klosterman
#11. You mean everything to me. You mean more to me than I have the words to explain. Is it normal? Who gives a damn if it's normal? Fuck normal. You and I will never be normal people. If normal means I'm not with you, then I never want to be that man.
Maya Banks
#12. He didn't want to make love or even have sex with Tristan - he wanted to fuck.
Alessandra Hazard
#13. Zora was a woman of principle, an open atheist. At the age of thirteen, a priest had told her that animals had no souls, and she had said, "well then, fuck you, Pops," and walked out of church.
Tea Obreht
#14. If he had slept with Zach, he would have regretted it, anyway. A fuck wasn't worth his self-esteem. He would never be the "other woman," as his mother had been.
Alessandra Hazard
#15. Hello?" "Hazel said you're not coming in. You okay?" "Uh . . ." "Are you sick?" "No." "Then why aren't you coming to work?" "I have a bad case of awkward as fuck." "Because I kissed you?" he asked, incensed.
Jamie McGuire
#16. And there he was.
Levi.
Fuck me. He was glorious.
Lee Piper
#17. Eve. That torpedo mind-fuck sex was outrageous and fantastically titillating. Titi-fuck-illating. But there was something else as well. Emotional, a small voice in Beckett's head suggested. Connected. Well, shit. That seemed just about right. Definitely something new.
Debra Anastasia
#18. Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?
Kurt Vonnegut
#19. I want Sani to flip the fuck out, and get murdered by all the werewolves and fairies and vampires in the room.
Gisele Walko
#20. If you don't agree with me, I have two words for you: shut the fuck up.
Bill Simmons
#21. I didn't want to give up my job and join the ranks of the Doing Fuck All brigade no matter how much money I had in the bank.
Sara Sheridan
#22. But he didn't intend to spank her. And he wasn't going to fuck her. Probably. No. Definitely. Definitely probably not going to fuck her. She wiggled in his lap. Shit. He was going to fuck her.
Lexi Blake
#23. Chaplain Vega's a tall Mexican guy with a mustache that looks like it's about to jump off his face and fuck the first rodent it finds. Kind of mustache only a chaps could get away with in the military.
Phil Klay
#24. Turn over a new leaf, fuck it turn over the whole tree.
Pete Wentz
#25. Train that bitch to love you, a bitch like that, she's the type you have to train, and even then, she'll still try to fuck around on you and test the boundaries, unless you have something no other man has, but to her you're a dick, and her she likes big dicks and muscular men, I can tell.
Stephen Demone
#26. You want this?" He pumps himself slowly. "You can have it. Lick it, suck it, fuck it, anything you want, baby. As long it's just with me.
Erin Watt
#27. I know love isn't enough, that you can love someone with every bit of yourself and still fuck it up beyond repair. And that's okay because sometimes they're your one but you're not their one, which is kind of cruel, but what can you do?
Tanya Byrne
#29. I didn't know till then the stars, in flakes
of snow come down to fuck the earth, the lake.
D.M. Thomas
#30. Emilio, shut the fuck up!" Carhart shouted at him, turning entirely to give his friend an incredulous look. "What's wrong with you?"
Emilio shrugged innocently, raising his eyebrows high. "I don't know how to take instructions slash am a bad person?
Santino Hassell
#31. You reminded me what it feels like to love. You made me fall in love and, fuck, I don't want to lose that. I don't want to lose you.
Nyrae Dawn
#32. Do you want to just fuck me in front of all your friends? Because all you seem to be doing is fucking me over Ramsey.
K.A. Linde
#33. MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I'd be jolly all the time too.
Sophia Fraioli
#34. I want to fuck you until you can't walk straight.
J.J. McAvoy
#35. It was stupid how a rumor could all but fuck up your life. How what others thought of you really affected how they treated you.
J.L. Beck
#36. Don't you want to go outside and ... shag?" It was a strange word, but much better than fuck.
A quick grin lit his face before he responded. "Oh no. Right here. Love to do it in a truck.
Jeaniene Frost
#38. Oh, fuck the paperwork. The words come from nowhere and on instinct I grab her and push her against the wall. Clasping both her hands, I pin them above her head so she can't touch me, and once she's secure, I twist my other hand in her hair while my lips seek and find hers.
E.L. James
#39. I read about them online after Googling: What the fuck is wrong with me? The website was a dot-org so I know it is legit.
Tarryn Fisher
#40. I can't look at you anymore. I just want to kiss the fuck out of you. There's no way ... What the hell would you want with a guy like me?
A guy like him? Was he kidding? Beautiful Gabriel, my ever-demanding artist. What in the world was he thinking?
C.L.Stone
#41. Because when we give too many fucks, when we choose to give a fuck about everything, then we feel as though we are perpetually entitled to feel comfortable and happy at all times, that's when life fucks us.
Mark Manson
#42. Right or not, you're pissing me the fuck off.
Maya Banks
#43. In the spirit of Ethan's neurosis, we made a drywall list of keyboard buttons we would like to see: PLEASE, THANK YOU, FUCK OFF, DIE, OOPS ... MY MISTAKE, DO SOMETHING COOL AND SURPRISE ME .
Douglas Coupland
#44. And those blonde skeezoids you were a boy skeezoid with can fuck right off.
Lauren Dane
#45. Not a formidable presence, except in that madman way that drunks wield, that does-it-look-like-I-give-a-fuck-about-anything?
Nick Flynn
#47. Fuck me and the rest of the world, i was in love- Noah
Katie McGarry
#48. Okay. Come on. And really, isn't that just what every girl wants to hear from a guy agreeing to fuck her? But I wasn't like every girl.
Pepper Winters
#49. No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves.
Allie Brosh
#51. Twenty-one years is time enough to be a fuck-up, sure, but not time enough to be a lost cause.
Caitlin Doughty
#52. Ou run, you do your crunches, I don't give a fuck. But you lose any of that ass, those tits, those hips or your Buddha belly, just sayin', babe, you lose me.
Kristen Ashley
#53. I am one sick fuck... I can say that for real in real.
Deyth Banger
#54. Money he didn't have, but fuck it, that was the easiest kind to spend - and
Joe Hill
#55. Love doesn't give a fuck about a piece of paper.
M. Mabie
#56. People simply say "Struggles bring you success", but they do not understand that those struggles certainly fuck us too.
M.F. Moonzajer
#57. We're fine. No worries."
Then he slowly shook his head. "Christ, Anne. You're so full of shit I don't even know what the fuck to say to you right now.
Kylie Scott
#58. You want a crime to torture yourself for, try cowardice. The only sin that ever mattered a shit is the shame that put us all here. Fuck, I didn't give you that power just so you could judge yourselves. I gave you the power so you could judge God.
Hal Duncan
#59. Holy fuck. What a buncha stupid white boys. Why don't they just invite the whole fucking police force into the bar? Avery this has gotta stop. Like now
H.M. Ward
#60. What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who the hell is Blue Eyes and why is my car spray-painted with the word 'asshole'?"
Spray-paint? Oh dear God, what have I done?
Joanne McClean
#61. After all, if God had wanted men to fuck other men, he'd have given them dicks and shoved a G-spot up their assholes!
Nathan Burgoine
#62. I feel like a wild animal in heat, and I want to fuck like one
Roxy Sloane
#63. The short answer to that is 'no.' The long answer is 'fuck no.
Stephen Fry
#64. And I think how you see yourself makes you who you are. Your soul doesn't have a title or an occupation. It's just you. The rest of the world can go fuck themselves.
Kristen Callihan
#65. I'm a black kid from Biloxi, Han-Han. What the fuck do I know about hockey?
Elle Kennedy
#66. Fuck me so hard, until I can't breathe in anything but you. Until I can't see or feel anything but you. I want you all over me, touching me, tasting me. You do it so well. Drives me crazy. Please fuck me, Dante. Please.
Bethany-Kris
#67. Control the things you can control, maggot. Let everything else take a flying fuck at you and if you must go down, go down with your guns blazing.
Stephen King
#68. I feel like I'm stuck in an IFCF." I raised a brow. "Interdimensional Fairy Cluster Fuck," she said sourly.
Karen Marie Moning
#69. From who?"
"From whom, I believe is the correct phrasing."
"All right, from-the-fuck-whom, Ms. Lane?
Karen Marie Moning
#70. I want to hear your moans while I fuck you relentlessly. God, Gabrielle, I'm going to fuck your sweet cunt so hard you won't be able to move without thinking of me.
Lena Black
#71. Fuck me," said Roger. He spit a mouthful of stomach acid into the hall and looked at the bodies. "Look at the old man, going all Bruce Willis on us.
Peter Clines
#72. You can fuck your math teacher but you can't fuck math.
Scott Sigler
#73. When someone, anyone! Black, white, red, yellow, brown. Anybody! Disrespects you, get right on their ass, and stay there until somebody pulls you off. That's how you get respect, and teach people not to fuck with you at the same time.
Po Sally
#74. It will determine whether I fuck you hard immediately, or break you in first.
Jodi Ellen Malpas
#75. Fuck it, it was stupid. Theories about life were always bullshit.
Lev Grossman
#76. Fuck, usually I liked to be in charge, but I'd bottom just for him.
Christina Lee
#77. I don't know how to phrase this exactly but what the fuck?
Lev Grossman
#78. I'm not waiting for you to fuck up." Adam paused. "Just because you can't trust everyone doesn't mean you can't trust anyone.
Brigid Kemmerer
#79. Why is it every time I think I'm moving on and things seem to be going well, you come back into my life and fuck with everything? Reminding me of what I can't have?
Mia Asher
#80. Oh fuck, oh man, my hand has gone all gross and clammy. He's going to feel that. He's going to think I'm so gross. Please, please, please, I begged whatever was divine and listening, stop my hand from sweating. Please, please, please. And don't let me puke!
Kelli Jean
#81. If you wish to hurt yourself , you're doing a very good job, but for me that was exquisite. Now, move." He slapped my butt hard, making me cry out of surprise. He laughed, then did it again. "Hurry up and ride me, before I decide I want to fuck your other hole." ~Frano
Marita A. Hansen
#82. So fuck Dan. Fuck the police. Fuck the doctors. Fuck Jerome. And fuck the infected!
Bobby Adair
#83. I'm comfortable enough with my hetero status to say that if I did play for the other team? I wouldn't just fuck Garrett Graham, I'd marry him.
Elle Kennedy
#84. You can't wait for the perfect moment. You need to make it. Take the happiness you can have now and fuck everything else.
Veronica Del Rosa
#85. There is no room in History for conjecture. History is fact because it deals with facts, you'll learn in time ... '
'Fuck that, man. That's like saying botany is a lettuce because it deals with lettuces.
D.L. Christopher
#86. Fuck what they think. This is about doing what I love, following my dreams. If they like it, that's just icing on the cake. If I lived my life worried about everyone else, I would go insane.
Teresa Mummert
#87. I know you're angry and I know that it'll take work, but I just want you to try. To give getting through my fuck-ups together a chance. I need to know that you can give a shit about me again.
Emily Snow
#88. This bitch and her gorgeous rack had been making my life a living hell for the past six months, because she was the last think I needed in my life and I'd never wanted to fuck anyone more ...
And that was a problem.
Joanna Wylde
#89. I wished Graves would look at me. But he just stood there, glaring out from under his hair. I'm sure he could have painted fuck-off on his forehead and it would have been more subtle.
Lili St. Crow
#90. I probably needed to say something, some spiritual version of "Get the fuck out."
And I had no idea what that might be.
Marshall Thornton
#91. now. Knew that she loved the broken in us. Was okay with the darkness because she was so full of fucking light. Knew she'd understand so much more than I'd ever be able to say. That selfless soul of hers and come-fuck-me body
K. Bromberg
#94. (What can I say? My name is Luka Kotova, I'm an irresponsible fuck-up. Thanks for your time. Now let me be.)
Becca Ritchie
#95. Fuck the world. We don't need anyone else. Just this right here. Just us.
Nyrae Dawn
#96. When I looked at Quaadir at that moment, I didn't see my brother. I saw the nigga God who wanted to kill me and take my bitch. Yeah, a nigga was tripping hard as fuck because neither of them had given me an inkling that they were on that with one another. My
Mz. Lady P
#97. How the fuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?"
Shaking my head, I smile. "I have no idea." I point toward the hallway leading to the closet between our bedroom doors. "Grab the explosives.
Khalia Hades
#98. Politeness and diplomacy are responsible for more suffering and death than all the crimes of passion in history. Fuck politeness. Fuck diplomacy. Tell the truth.
Brad Blanton
#100. He slides his button-up under my ass and pulls down his boxer-briefs, freeing an enormous, vein-striped, purple-headed fuck machine.
Ella James
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