Joanne McClean Quotes

#1. First off, what the hell kind of name is that?
Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance!
What the actual fuck?

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#2. Crap. What do I say?
"Hi, I followed you here."
Yeah, that's not super creepy and stalkerish at all.
Nope, time for plan B.

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#3. I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?

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#4. Somewhere along the line you're going to have to admit that you have feelings for me. I know you do ... it just seems like you don't know it yet.

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#5. I smiled at him, "It's okay, boys can be dumb."
Alex smirked, "Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.

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#6. I had to accept the fact that bad things happen. It's out of our control and I know it hurts like hell but you learn to move on. Yes, the pain never fades and it's the hardest thing you'll ever do but eventually you learn to breathe again.

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#7. I love you and sometimes that means you have to sacrifice your own happiness to be selfless.

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#8. Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.

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#9. Reading feeds the soul, writing nourishes it!

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#10. Yeah, well there's also a word for someone like you ... womaniser.

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#11. Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...

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#12. So, like any typical girl, I lost myself in fiction, book boyfriends and a world where everything was most definitely better then reality

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#13. Fuck. I know we're both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.

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#14. Darlin', I've heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!

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#15. Damn, the girl is all red hair and a whole lot of flair!

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#16. Shit. Is this a good idea?
I'm a lawyer for Christ's sake.
I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don't care anymore.
Screw it! If she wants to vandalise this prick's car, I'm game.
I can come up with an alibi for us both later ...

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#17. What is life if you don't have a dream to chase?

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#18. What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who the hell is Blue Eyes and why is my car spray-painted with the word 'asshole'?"

Spray-paint? Oh dear God, what have I done?

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#19. Your greatest enemy is your own relection

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