Top 100 Quotes About Drinking Beer: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Drinking Beer

#1. They travelled for thirteen hours down-hill, whilst the streams broadened and the mountains shrank, and the vegetation changed, and the people ceased being ugly and drinking beer, and began instead to drink wine and to be beautiful.

E. M. Forster

#2. the den, drinking beer and arguing over

Bernadette Y. Connor

#3. First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.

William S. Burroughs

#4. In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

Ed O'Neill

#5. It just feels surreal. Every now and then it kind of hits me, but only for a short while, and then it carries on feeling like it didn't really happen, that he's going to walk in this evening and sit in front of the set drinking beer.

Jane Green

#6. See, vodka, that's drinking. Beer - well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.

Tad Williams

#7. A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do.

John R. Rice

#8. What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer ...

Joe Teti

#9. There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.

Rick Moranis

#10. I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

Johnny Damon

#11. When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.

James Crumley

#12. Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Gerard Way

#13. The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.

Steve Jobs

#14. And what makes me happy now has changed as well ... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy.

Rick Derringer

#15. Have some whiskey,there's nothing like it for clearing the head. You must expect to be thick-witted if you insist upon drinking beer.

W. Somerset Maugham

#16. You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.

Janusz Palikot

#17. Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it's like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the beats and everything. But I am more, since I'm that old, when I started to make music the producer was just sitting in the back shouting and drinking beer.

Karin Dreijer Andersson

#18. I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

Ozzy Osbourne

#19. Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

#20. My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Gary Allan

#21. Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.

Sergei Lukyanenko

#22. Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.

Alice Cooper

#23. Kant ate but once a day, and drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I mean the strong black beer,) he was, indeed, the most determined enemy. If ever a man died prematurely, Kant would say - 'He has been drinking beer, I presume.

Thomas De Quincey

#24. Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

Hal Foster

#25. I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.

Bryan Hayes

#26. Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they end up giving out an image that they're gay. But guys don't always need to be drinking beer, fighting in pubs or pulling women by the hair. They may have a deep affection.

Henry Cavill

#27. When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...

Hiroko Sakai

#28. In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Tina Fey

#29. Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.

Carl R. Trueman

#30. If getting more girls and drinking more beer meant I'd be 'cool,' then why not? But I soon discovered that lifestyle was like drinking saltwater. If you are extremely thirsty, you'll settle for it, but it just makes you thirstier.

Jefferson Bethke

#31. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Dave Barry

#32. The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Art Donovan

#33. I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.

David Justice

#34. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.

Frederick The Great

#35. I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

Jack Kerouac

#36. In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.

Dave Barry

#37. I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

Brooke Bida

#38. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Brian O'Rourke

#39. It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

H.L. Mencken

#40. Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Louis Untermeyer

#41. I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

W.C. Fields

#42. Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Ray Bradbury

#43. I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

Mike Ditka

#44. When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

Anthony Bourdain

#45. Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

Jennifer Rardin

#46. For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Anthony Bourdain

#47. If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.

Kenny D. Eichenberg

#48. Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

Dave Moulton

#49. Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

Eden Phillpotts

#50. The favourite activity is drinking a lot of beer and the second is throwing it up again)

Bill Bryson

#51. If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

Granger Smith

#52. They sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In either a man can be quiet and think.

Ellis Peters

#53. My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.

Mike Myers

#54. No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#55. You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level.

Hulk Hogan

#56. One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you is sitting there drinking a beer and he's wearing a Donkeys t-shirt. And you're like, "Dude, I love The Donkeys."

Craig Finn

#57. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

#58. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Benjamin Franklin

#59. With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity.

Donald Horne

#60. That's why Twinkle likes the place so much, Scott thought, looking around at the faded wood veneer tables, and the faded souls drinking at them. Misery was soaked through the place like the old beer soaked through its carpets.

R.D. Ronald

#61. Exactly," Guccio said. "The image I'm getting now is some fat alien lounging in a spherical spaceship, drinking a beer, watching The Wizard of Oz on TV, and yelling obscenities at the screen. I think I'd prefer a computer.

Al Macy

#62. I have never heard of the Wife Project. But I'm about to. In detail.'
'Of course,' I said. 'But we should time-share it with pizza-consumption and beer-drinking.'
'Of course,' said Rosie

Graeme Simsion

#63. After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.

Morgan Jones

#64. Good people drink good beer.

Hunter S. Thompson

#65. You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Jeff Foxworthy

#66. Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Martin Luther

#67. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Groucho Marx

#68. To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

#69. I was lying there trying to control the fear. I did not know much about this uremic poisoning. A woman I'd known slightly in Texas had died of it after drinking a bottle of beer ever hour, night and day, for two weeks.

William S. Burroughs

#70. No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

John Churchill, 1st Duke Of Marlborough

#71. Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

W.C. Fields

#72. She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?

Toni Morrison

#73. If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson

#74. Is beer good for runners? Sure ... if it's the other guy drinking it.

Jim Fixx

#75. Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Mark Twain

#76. He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Scott Adams

#77. That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

Joseph Epstein

#78. I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

George Bernard Shaw

#79. I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

Adrian Rogers

#80. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

Benjamin Franklin

#81. I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

Rebecca Miller

#82. She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.

Sara Sheridan

#83. ... I've a thirst on me I wouldn't sell for half a crown.
- Give it a name, citizen, says Joe.
- Wine of the country, says he.
- What's yours? says Joe.
- Ditto MacAnaspey, says I.
- Three pints, Terry, says Joe. And how's the old heart, citizen? says he.

James Joyce

#84. I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today.

Joe Perry

#85. We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#86. I made an appointment to see him and then ordered another beer. While I was drinking it I did some doodling on a piece of paper, the algebraic kind that you hope will help you think more clearly. When I finished doing that, I was more confused than ever. Algebra was never my strong subject.

Philip Kerr

#87. A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

William Butler Yeats