Top 20 Art Donovan Quotes
#1. The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
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#2. Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.
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#3. I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks.
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#4. Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.
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#5. I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?
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#7. The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
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#8. The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.
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#9. You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
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#10. I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.
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#11. There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.
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#12. We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
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#14. I went to college to play football, not to study it.
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#15. I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
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#16. I wouldn't want to go back over my life. I've done it all. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the Marine Corps. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the war. I wouldn't have missed college. Or playin' for the Colts. I got all the money I need. Five children. I got a truck. I have no regrets whatsoever.
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#17. He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.
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#18. I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
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#19. I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it.
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#20. I'm not like some guys who, if the Ravens lose, are ready to jump off the top of M&M Stadium. There are other things in life besides pro football.
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