Top 34 Quotes About Drinking Too Much Beer

#1. Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac.

Sarah Dalton

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#2. When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

Anthony Bourdain

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#3. It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

H.L. Mencken

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#4. Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Louis Untermeyer

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#5. I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

Johnny Damon

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#6. When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.

James Crumley

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#7. I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

W.C. Fields

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#8. Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Ray Bradbury

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#9. I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

Mike Ditka

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#10. There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.

Rick Moranis

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#11. Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

Jennifer Rardin

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#12. For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Anthony Bourdain

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#13. If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.

Kenny D. Eichenberg

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#14. Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Gerard Way

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#15. Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

Dave Moulton

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#16. Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

Eden Phillpotts

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#17. We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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#18. Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want.

Kirk Windstein

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#19. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Brian O'Rourke

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#20. I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

Brooke Bida

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#21. In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.

Dave Barry

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#22. I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

Jack Kerouac

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#23. What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer ...

Joe Teti

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#24. A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do.

John R. Rice

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#25. See, vodka, that's drinking. Beer - well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.

Tad Williams

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#26. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.

Frederick The Great

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#27. I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.

David Justice

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#28. The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Art Donovan

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#29. It just feels surreal. Every now and then it kind of hits me, but only for a short while, and then it carries on feeling like it didn't really happen, that he's going to walk in this evening and sit in front of the set drinking beer.

Jane Green

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#30. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Dave Barry

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#31. In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

Ed O'Neill

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#32. If getting more girls and drinking more beer meant I'd be 'cool,' then why not? But I soon discovered that lifestyle was like drinking saltwater. If you are extremely thirsty, you'll settle for it, but it just makes you thirstier.

Jefferson Bethke

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#33. First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.

William S. Burroughs

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#34. They travelled for thirteen hours down-hill, whilst the streams broadened and the mountains shrank, and the vegetation changed, and the people ceased being ugly and drinking beer, and began instead to drink wine and to be beautiful.

E. M. Forster

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